ok pinned intro time. whatever
my name is harvey or dave and welcome 2 my twisted dick. if i was an animal i would be a bobbit worm or a lammergeier
blog is run on a queue, so most of my posts will be on a delay except when i'm hockeyposting
i'm an embalmer & funeral director and i post about that sometimes so sorry if you didn't want insane embalmer lore on your dash and didn't realize that would happen when you followed me
currently my big interest is hockey! teams i like: colorado avalanche, boston bruins, carolina hurricanes, san jose sharks, and the PWHL minnesota frost. i am a goalie luvr and will always defend them. goalies never do anything wrong
i also like and occasionally post about: star trek, the muppets, weird art, uh....various fandom posts here and there. honestly this is not a super fandom-oriented blog anymore tho it used to be! i really like horror movies and post about them i think fairly frequently but not any one film or franchise in particular. things i do: crochet, cooking, occasional drawing. those are usually tagged #my shit because i don't sort very well !
in general i am pretty bad at tagging so most things are untagged or inconsistently tagged. i do try to consistently tag bugs and insects or similar critters if you read this far you should ask me about my ocs who i have insane amounts of lore for but do very little sharing of that lore. i love u bye
























