Slutty Waist Central

Evan; He/Him ★ Currently hyperfocusing : Mostly FF7, BG3, DbD, RE, and OW right now ★ Lots of dumb thoughts; occasional writing and drawing ★ I just like talkin about stuff lmfao PLEASE talk about stuff with me ★ 18+ is fine, just don't be sendin' me porn you fiends

[thiscatdraws]

Team Hooligan in my Sonic AU! I love these guys even if Sega doesn’t HAHA

They’re the collective owners of Casinopolis, the most famous—and most corrupt—casino in the Casino Nights Zone. It’s an open secret that they deal in all things illegal—weapons, tech, chaos drives, reprogrammed bots, even Chao Racing.

As for their unofficial fourth member, Manic was intended to be sent to Mushroom Hill Zone for safety when his parents were captured by Robotnik, but was intercepted by Team Hooligan. Though they intended to hold Manic for ransom, they absolutely adore him and call him their collective ‘son’. As seen in the second pic, it took them a while to figure out how to actually raise a kid. Bark did a lot of the actual parenting back then lol

Are they dating? Close business partners? Who could say!

[rottenpumpkin13]

Happy Vincent Valentine

[rottenpumpkin13]

Btw I wasn’t going to do these this year, but I was at the store earlier when the concept of gongagging on it invaded my mind in the produce aisle with such force that I started laughing uncontrollably while holding a cabbage like Yorick’s skull.

[altocat]

LOOK AT IT.

THEY ARE TAUNTING US.

The only "event" that's happening is me shacking up with a bottle of Macallan while I pour one out to all the jilted Vincent bros.

[hiddentrails7]

Yk. Why don't more fire emblem cavalier units have heels on their boots?? Hell, pegasus and wyvern riders too.

We see it in Peri's design really obviously, and we see them for Stahl and Sully, but Stahl and Sully's heels are not even very distinct.

I've seen them on Ares as well, they look good, and Titania and Fernand have decent heels as well. I haven't looked at as many pegasus or wyvern units but I know for damn sure Gerome doesn't and Camilla has some big ones like Peri. They're thick too, so even better than Peri's.

Maybe it's just the art style of some of the games,, dunno.

[hiddentrails7]

Getting into rare pairs again,, DbD has got a hold on me ooh boy I love some neat characters.

I'm kinda surprised I cannot find a single thing for Jake/Jeff though. Seems kinda obvious to me? They'd be sweet. They can have a cabin in the woods and seven dogs and four cats. Jeff can art all he wants out there. God forbid two men disappear into the woods together yk

[rottenpumpkin13]

In honor of the hot as fuck summer… Any thoughts on how various FF7 characters beat the heat? I’m particularly intrigued by hearing about AGS, but really just here for thoughts about anyone*.

* Anyone other than Hojo.

(oh this one’s LATE it’s autumn now, sorry 😞)

Sephiroth: Overheats embarrassingly fast, so he ditches the coat whenever he’s not in the field and ties his hair up. The “hair up, shirt off” combo makes Lazard’s secretary faint on the spot. Sephiroth immediately fans her in front of Lazard while coldly pointing out that “perhaps if you budgeted for proper air conditioning, this would not occur.” Lazard doesn’t hear a word he’s saying, stares at his abs.

Cloud: The trooper helmet is basically a personal sauna, so he carries a thermal canteen filled with nothing but ice from the mess hall. He discreetly pops cubes into his mouth to stay alive. Zack spots this and assumes Cloud’s sneaking booze on duty, claps him on the back yelling “that’s my guy!” and promptly tips the bottle—only to be assaulted by a hailstorm of ice cubes to the face.

Angeal: The one-man crusade against air conditioning. Wears more layers just to prove “it isn’t that hot!” and lectures anyone standing near a fan about SOLDIER’s electricity bill. Collapses from heatstroke five minutes later.

Genesis: Volunteers his “refreshing” services with Blizzard materia. Accidentally hospitalizes half the floor with frostbite. Defends himself by arguing Medical has far superior air conditioning than SOLDIER, therefore he was doing them all a favor.

Zack: Heat? What heat? Calls this “mild spring weather in Gongaga.” Touches the thermostat in the rec room and Angeal appears out of nowhere wielding his boot as a weapon.

[aritany]

having writer friends is being like in the world’s tiniest fandom except to get new content you have to beat it out of the author with a stick

being a writer is like being in the world’s tiniest fandom and you have to beat content out of yourself with a stick

[official-lucifers-child]

being a writer and having writer friends is like you’re all in different fandoms and you take turns beating content out of each other with a stick

All Hail The Content Whacking Stick

[blueshenanigans]

Never thought I’d see this post in the wild, not just in the screenshots

[leebrontide]

[hiddentrails7]

Ramyatta nation how do we feel

[zekesplayground]

when Cid picked up Cait Sith 🥺

[skrimgy]

Random Cait Sith drawing

[swanmask]

when u fall in love with a shitty white french guy the minute you see him and you know you’re gonna regret it but you have nothing to fuckin lose

[swanmask]

when u fall in love with a shitty white french guy the minute you see him and you know you’re gonna regret it but you have nothing to fucking lose and you know that ur adoptive son is standing right behind you and judging you’re absolutely deplorable life choices and he’s probably thinking some shitty smartass remark to himself and you’re this close 👌 to turning around and telling him to wipe that look off his dumb fuckin face

[jojo-heritage-posts]

jojo heritage post

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

are you proud of the first oc that you ever made? (the one that you remember)

yes

no

DON'T REMIND ME HELL NAW

really proud

results

Voting ended onSep 18, 2025

[hiddentrails7]

Breaking my random silence once more to say that I think Danny "DbD Ghostface" "Jed Olsen" Johnson is best written/most fun as a monster (figurative or literal) liking freak with realistic psychopathy symptoms and an ego, thank you for your time. This has been random hyperfixation yapping, now to the weather

[gojiro]

Fun Vampire Fact; the reason that Vampires traditionally cannot see their reflections in a mirror is because mirrors used to be backed with a reflective layer of silver — which, as the metal of purity, would not ‘interact’ with Vampires, who are the Devil’s work.

However, modern mirrors have used aluminum as their reflective backing for many years now — and aluminum is not a ‘picky’ metal at all. So Vampires are able to see their reflections in modern mirrors.

[roseate-rein]

All I can think about is a vampire used to not seeing their reflection in mirrors for centuries, and one day they are just walking along and unknowingly pass a mirror backed with aluminum and THEY NEARLY SHIT THEMSELVES.

[skysinger-musings]

[pleasegivememyaccountback-deact]

reblogging for that gif

[maguito-uwu]

cloud eating a banana bc why not

[soggy-fishsticks]

[starlitnpc]

why did it suddenly hit me that they all lowkey have the same sad broken look in these kjsdhfdjg