==> be Dave

((RP masterlist))

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terezi is this you

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therosehuman:

hideous-stridenasty:

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Ah, Dave, I see that you truly are your mother’s son. Your passive-aggression is beauteous to witness.

ive got no idea what youre talking about my sincerity is goddamn palpable

have you seen this shirt terezi got me its got like this dragon shooting out of the head of one of those alien babes from avatar and some poppies and a fairy sitting on an iceberg its pretty much the best shirt a guy could ever ask for 

a tshirt this fucking garish is worth a thousand new cameras that i may or may not have been saving money for

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s33rom1nd:

D4V3 1 GOT YOU TH1S ON3

PR3TTY COOL HUH?

ok this is pretty fucking outstanding

its making me a little dizzy to look at and i dont understand it but i dont think i need to understand it

whats going on the bottom left is that fairy sitting on iceberg

no i take it back i dont even want to know dont tell me this is obviously a very high concept tie dye shirt i could study it for the rest of my life and never understand

im gonna wear it every day

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sealovver:

hideous-stridenasty:

well what are you waiting for you heard the lady

you werent thinking of disobeying the queen were you

davve wwhy are you so enamored of this old wwhite haired human female

i thought you wwere one of your human homosexuals 

ok back up dont hurt yourself dude you clearly have zero understanding of human sexuality homo- or otherwise

first of all you just kind of decided on your own that i was a human homosexual or whatever im not confirming or denying that allegation and ive gotta say your hangups on my sexual preferences are getting more than a little weird but that doesnt matter the lesson its important for you to take away from this interaction is that what bea arthur and i have transcends pedestrian human concepts like sex and also irony and shame

she is as a goddess and i am but her humble really cool disciple

now are you gonna keep scratchin your begilled head about the mysterious workings of possible human homosexuals or are you gonna get the goddess and/or me some goddamn pizza

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well what are you waiting for you heard the lady

you werent thinking of disobeying the queen were you

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s33rom1nd:

SO 1 FOUND TH3S3 COOL K1D SH1RTS TH4T 4R3 4LL TH3 COLORS. 4LL OF TH3M.

D4V3 1 TOOK 4LL TH3 HUM4N MON3Y FROM UND3R YOUR M4TTR3SS 4ND BOUGHT 4S M4NY 4S 1 COULD! >:]

oh awesome

what a clever investment tz id much rather have these than like a new camera 

just for example

not saying thats what that was under my mattress for because it was definitely actually the tie dye shirt fund and always has been 

were going to be so fashion now just so fashion

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farewell-toros:

dAVE, dID YOUR BOTTOM-LUSUS MAKE A SONG ABOUT HIMSELF„

iT’S A BIT, uM JIGGLY

i cant give you a conclusive answer to that question because i made it about thirty seconds in before i had to stop

this doesnt belong here

this doesnt belong anywhere

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dave i can't believe you don't talk to rose about her poop! don't you care about your ectosister?

i care enough to want to live in a sort of happy fairyland of collectively agreed on lies that makes it possible for use us to be in the same room without it being weird

one of these happy lies is that my sister doesnt poop

you are really throwing off my poop denying groove here and i think you owe me an apology

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farewell-toros:

uH, iS THIS TRUE,

tHAT’S HOW HUMANS EXPERIENCE THEIR LOVE,

bY SETTING THEIR FRIENDS ON FIRE,

wOW, uM THE HORRIBLE HUMAN MATING WEBSITE DIDN’T MENTION ANYTHING IN THE PROCESS ABOUT, fIRE

tHE EMOTION FRIENDSHIP IS MORE DANGEROUS THEN I THOUGHT }:(

 human emotion in general is basically

take a normal emotion

set it on fire

maybe explode it

ok thats the human version

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what the fuck

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s33rom1nd:

D34R T4VROS 4NC3STOR SUMMON3R GUY

TH1S 1S 4 MOR3 4CCUR4T3 P1CTUR3 OF ER1D4N H3S 4 DW33B WHO 1S NOT MUSCUL4R 4ND B3LI3V3S H3S 4 W1Z4RD

DONT F4LL FOR H1S H34D P4ST1NG D3C31T

 yeah yes this one is going right on the fridge

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farewell-toros:

hideous-stridenasty:

farewell-toros:

s33rom1nd:

1 D3M4ND W3 GO TO TH1S COLORFUL PL4C3

D4V3 T4K3 M3 TH3R3

oH WOW, iT’S SO BEAUTIFUL,

wE SHOULD ALL GO, oN A BIG HOLIDAY ADVENTURE THERE, iF THEY LET US

iT WILL BE LIKE A FAMILY OUTING, i HAVE SEEN A LOT OF THOSE IN THE, uH EARTH MOVIES I HAVE BEEN WATCHING

 youre the boss tz

all aboard the stridermobile we are about to have one magical fucking vacation

wHAT DOES THE STRIDERMOBILE LOOK LIKE, i DON’T WANT TO MISS THE TRIP

  cant miss it

[bellecs]

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bellecs:

Bea Arthur as Dorothy Zbornak

hail dorothy full of grace the sarcasm is with thee blessed are you among sassy old ladies and blessed is your mother sophia

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farewell-toros:

s33rom1nd:

1 D3M4ND W3 GO TO TH1S COLORFUL PL4C3

D4V3 T4K3 M3 TH3R3

oH WOW, iT’S SO BEAUTIFUL,

wE SHOULD ALL GO, oN A BIG HOLIDAY ADVENTURE THERE, iF THEY LET US

iT WILL BE LIKE A FAMILY OUTING, i HAVE SEEN A LOT OF THOSE IN THE, uH EARTH MOVIES I HAVE BEEN WATCHING

 youre the boss tz

all aboard the stridermobile we are about to have one magical fucking vacation

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lizardsenjoyinglife:

this lizard looks like he means business.

 the fuck are you looking at

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WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?

the nanny starring the inimitable fran drescher

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s33rom1nd:

hideous-stridenasty:

s33rom1nd:

WHY 1S 3V3RYON3 4LW4YS T4LK1NG 4BOUT QU4DR4NTS >:?

what kind of question is this quadrants are literally all you people ever talk about thats like asking me why im breathing or being awesome

which would be rude

W3LL WHY 4R3 YOU B31NG 4W3SOM3

4ND WHY DONT YOU T34CH M3 HOW TO B3 4S COOL

 dont even worry tz youre learning by osmosis every day you become cooler just by being around me you just dont notice your coolness quotient rising because youre you

its like when your hair is growing but you dont notice it growing because you have that hair every day so it just always looks the same to you and you dont even notice its different until your totally tactless sister points out that your hair looks like a justin bieber mullet and then your whole day is ruined

only obviously better than that you just keep getting cooler

in fact im a little worried someday the coolness pupil will surpass the coolness master

thats me in case you were wondering