s33rom1nd:
ROS3 TH1S ON3 H4S W1Z4RDS TH4T YOU L1K3
Thank you. It's lovely.
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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s33rom1nd:
ROS3 TH1S ON3 H4S W1Z4RDS TH4T YOU L1K3
Thank you. It's lovely.
hideous-stridenasty:
s33rom1nd:
[snip]
oh awesome
what a clever investment tz id much rather have these than like a new camera
just for example
not saying thats what that was under my mattress for because it was definitely actually the tie dye shirt fund and always has been
were going to be so fashion now just so fashion
Ah, Dave, I see that you truly are your mother's son. Your passive-aggression is beauteous to witness.
sunfish wwe reely need to take a different approach to your codduct
this should be sufishent
Positive reinforcement has proven to be a highly effective technique, Mr. Wwaterdad.
hideous-stridenasty:
farewell-toros:
dAVE, dID YOUR BOTTOM-LUSUS MAKE A SONG ABOUT HIMSELF„
iT’S A BIT, uM JIGGLY
i cant give you a conclusive answer to that question because i made it about thirty seconds in before i had to stop
this doesnt belong here
this doesnt belong anywhere
Much though the thought of our esteemed father being in any way involved in the production of this video appals me to my very core, it is nevertheless an astoundingly complex examination of the male gaze in the music industry, especially in "club" or "dance" music.
The female participants are left entirely clothed, and though they are often depersonalized into spectators or trophies, it is the male flesh that is objectified, unclothed, and commodified into an object of sexual desire. The self-directed mockery, or ironic self-deprecation in the way that the narrator and other males are sexualized - the ridiculous underwear, the contrast between the somewhat dorky persona of the song and the more "built" men who later come to emulate his fundamentally feminine reclamation of nudity and overt sexualization - is also intriguing.
Interesting. Very interesting. Dave, I'd have thought you would very much enjoy this.
rainbowappreciator:
gardenexplorer:
[snip]
tiny young wriggler i would rip out your waste-filterers through your food-storage unit and wear them as a grublicking ring if not for the fact that your carnadine blood is an insult to the very foundations of my religion.
THERE ARE THINGS THAT YOU STUFF SO HARD UNDER YOUR COUCH EVEN TROLL SIGMUND FREUD COULDN’T FERRET THEM OUT.
and you do that for decency, not that this is a concept that apparently
ANYONE I KNOW
knows or cares about at all.
Most Honorable Grand Highblood, have you ever heard of the concept of...
Talk therapy? I think it might do you much good.
Additionally, threatening my friends is not considered acceptable in Earth culture. I understand that such language may be standard on Alternia, but while on our planet and interacting with humans, I suggest you "can it."
farewell-toros:
endangeredanimals:
New Species Found!
This purple octopus was found off of Canada in a deep-sea expedition.
tHIS IS A LOVELY LITTLE BABY, tENTACLE BEAST,
iT HAS THE SWEETEST CURLY, uM LITTLE LEGS
What an excellent little creature.
you all think so little of me but you shouldnt
im nearly eight swweeps old and the master of all the true sciences
you all underestimate me
but im a mighty wwizard of science and none of you asperson castin wwigglers wwould evver stand a chance against me
except maybe kan but thats wwater under the bridge
what the fuck
Its gaze is certainly penetrating. Dave, why does that bother you so much?
ragripper:
Humans Have So Much More Variety In Their Fashion
Its Very Refreshing
I am glad you enjoy Earth fashion. Have you discovered, er, clothing subcultures?
farewell-toros:
uM THIS HOOFBEAST DOES NOT, uH LOOK TOO HAPPY WITH IT’S MAKEOVER, bUT IT MIGHT JUST BE GETTING USED TO IT’S„ uM SWAG I THINK THE WORD IS
D—> Oh gosh D—> While I know that this is an earth beast with some manner of frivo100s adornments D—> It reminds me of a proud Alternian steed that has dyed its splendid mane and tail with the b100d of its enemies D—> Good
xkanra:
Guys
look what I found on the internet
ooc post part........... two because i didn't realize we were listing all our triggers oops
please tag for
parenty gross stuff, as mentioned previously
pregnancy
rape/sexual assault of any kind (including mind control) (or include "non-con" in the text of your post)
eye trauma!!!!!!!!!!
spiders (all) (spiderwebs etc are ok)
insects, especially close-up views of them
domestic abuse/violence, whether between parent&child or romantic partners
i dont really see this coming up but: holocaust/nazi/concentration camp references! P L E A S E!
ooc post: please read
(tw for parental ish and discussion of triggering under the cut)
horrorcutie:
ok first of all contact info! my aim is sequatiousboon and my skype is horrorcutie; i tend to leave skype open on invisible when im sitting at my computer (normally at least between 12-4:30 gmt-5) so try me there first, and i have aim on my phone the rest of the time (though it might be laggy). feel free to contact me at either of the above! if you dont have either or im offline, my email is [email protected].
second of all,
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hideous-stridenasty:
faunafabula:
Pigbutt Worm or Flying Buttocks (Chaetopterus pugaporcinus)
A newly discovered species of worm found by scientists at the Monterey Bay Aquarium Research Institute. The worm is round in shape, approximately the size of a hazelnut, and bears a strong resemblance to a disembodied pair of buttocks. Because of this, it was given a Latin species name that roughly translates to “resembling a pig’s rear.” The worms have also been observed floating with their mouths surrounded by a cloud of mucus.
im trying so hard to think of something hilarious to say about this but i cant
all i can think is pigbutt
my entire brain is just pigbutt
this is a real animal that exists what kind of god would allow this to exist who thought of this
was that me was pigbutt worm my idea
How labial.
farewell-toros replied to your photo:
rOSE„ tHAT IS A LOVELY PICTURE FOR YOUR LUSUS„ }:)
I certainly hope she appreciates it.