HidingHaze

An idiot who will post absloute nonsense. (She/her)🏳️‍⚧️. An adult.

[bebx]

“if you love this character then you must make him happy in your fics, right?” wrong. the horror. suffering. internal hemorrhage. hospital. immediately

[chemos-factories]

[syberfab]

Congrats on the new book wedding and happy divorce guys <3

[angronius]

congrats robot yaoi fans

[fawnweb]

save a horse ride a centaur, or something

[fawnweb]

ok he's done yayyyy

[ramblaac]

"I asked ChatGPT" well I asked M'aiq and he knows much, tells some. M'aiq knows many things others do not

[hidinghaze]

Does it bother anyone that we likely wont know with 100% certainty what alot of historical figures looked like we have paintings and the like yes but they can be exagratedcand and are usually done to make the person look good for example take junot for example take general junot we will never know what his face scars looked like because theyre never depicted if i recall correctly this just bothers me

[fawnweb]

all the soldiers in waterloo died because the surgeons were too busy doing this btw

@hidinghaze

[hidinghaze]

Imagine how hard dating as a newly turned vampire must be like you have non of that aura of being hundreds of years its like your a vampire but your age is like 20 and your actaul age is 20 and a few months everyone who finds out your a vampire thatll be the first question that comes to mind and you tell the truth instant aura loss

Like imagine you start dating a vampire and theyre younger than you

[hidinghaze]

The endtimes may have not been the greatst but i do love that (correct me if im wrong) luthor harkon wasnt summoned to serve nagash he just showd up cause he was bored and was like heres one of the largest navies in the world pledged to you and nagash was just like smart move and made him a mortarch

Like take that in for a second imagine your nagash the first necromancer such is his power summonimg all the most important undead and this druken pirate barely cohrent showed up with the biggest navy youve ever seen and is like yeah your the boss now i think the only thing you can do is nod and say "alright then"

[hidinghaze]

I know he did it for fear and granted it would be terrifying but the thought of black beard putting the fuses in his beard weaving them so they wouldnt fall out and lighting them is just kinda funny to me like how did the first time go with that think he was nervous theyd fall out and make him look the fool

[uesp]

This is the eighth anniversary of the official announcement teaser of The Elder Scrolls VI.

[hidinghaze]

Pirates im 40k all have different levels of severity like

Your raided by eldar corsairs give em the loot and your probably maybe fine

Ork freebootas ok your probably not making it out alive but hey could be worse

Red corsairs ok you can survive or negotiate maybe but theyre going to be brutal as hell they are chaos marines

Dark eldar good news you will survive bad news you dont want that

[hidinghaze]

The red corsairs have the best warcry

Just imagine it your a loyal servant of the emperor so you scream out for the emperor and a bunch of pirates just start yelling and hurling every insult known to humanity at you and every swear to the point where you can barely make out as its clear their not organising their insults and your pretty sure your fit has been insulted you heard a your momma joke and you been called a fuckwit

Like they literally just swear like sailors at you its great

[crazy-brazilian]

[speedette]

Me and my Warhammer collection

[hidinghaze]

I love that because a clown said to do this is a valid reason for any aeldari to do something

[hidinghaze]

I know he was bound and they may not want to confirm if he was freed but i really hope in the elder scrolls 6 if its set in hammerfell we can join a pirate faction led by velehk sain