In case you aren’t familiar, R. Kelly is a brilliant R&B singer, slash, crazy person. Like, they did an interview with him on BET, right? So, first question, the guy goes ‘Now, Robert. Are you attracted to teenage girls?’ If you’re R. Kelly, that’s easy, right? All you’ve gotta do is say no. That’s all you gotta do! That is not what R. Kelly does. R. Kelly goes, ‘Define teenage.’ Literally the worst answer! The only worse answer would have been if he went, ‘Hah, yeah.’
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