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stardustplatinum:

…Not really. I can’t think of anything.

Maybe at best I would have liked to age a couple more years, but it’s no big deal. I’ve seen the older versions of me, they aren’t really that different anyways. Guess I’ll stay like this forever then.

Man, I don’t understand how everyone can be so nonchalant about this; but then again I’m the oddball I guess. Death, Life, Eternity, Aaahhh, its all too heavy....

A-As long as you’re happy, right?

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stardustplatinum:

Calling blood “life juice” is honestly the only reason I can drink it without feeling guilty because I need it to stay alive.

I wouldn’t mind as much if I got to choose to be a vampire later in life. I guess I’m almost okay with staying like this since I’m used to it at this point. I can’t really think of a reason to go back.

What do you think? Should I still try to go back?

Is there a reason for you to go back? You can still have kids like this if that’s what you want. Ultimately, its up to you.

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stardustplatinum:

I mean… technically I’m more zombie than vampire. I didn’t get the glorified pure process of putting a mask on or anything. I was literally dying and got some of DIO’s life juice put in my mouth. It was kind of gross, but I’m alive so it’s whatever.

DIO’s lide juice sounds terrible and never describe it that way to me again.

You don’t stink though so I guess its fine? Seeing the worry and schedule you go through, I’m a little glad I won’t have to deal with this.

#stardustplatinum #I'm glad you're alive.

stardustplatinum:

I don’t know what that means, but ok.

–wait. Do I really smell? No joke? I shower as much as I can. I’m paranoid about that kind of stuff.

I am more powerful that our neighbors, but thank god this isn’t a Sword Art Online deal. Fuck...

That was a joke. At most you smell like smoke? I don’t think vampires rot. If you rot you’re a zombie, right?

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stardustplatinum:

I think you’ve been playing too many video games.

If you were actually dead I think you’d smell a lot worse.

Its not my fault I have to grind these nodes so Salieri can ascend to his true form. I hate this, but I can’t quit it.

You’re right. If I was dead, I’d smell as bad as you.

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stardustplatinum:

I saw you yesterday. In the kitchen.

You looked more undead than I do.

That’s a new dissociating record. That or I literally just blacked out that long.

Well, maybe I finally died, Jotaro. Maybe I’ve finally become the undead.

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esperienzaaurea:

-He’s coming in to embrace. Here he comes, Noriaki. There will be no escape.-

Thank you very much for your wishes.

[He is held. As an offering to his captor, he smooches with his weird frog mouth. Only a Noriaki experience.]

Aside from the hollaring of sex, I hope its a good one.

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stardustplatinum:

[He is touched.]

………….Noriaki.

I feel like I haven’t seen you in months. I think this lifestyle is turning me into a NEET.

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Happy Birthday, Giorno.

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Jotaro.............

[He simply places a hand on his face. They smell like strawberries?]

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[He sticks his hand in the disgusting mush that has been dumped on him and actually eats it. Of course, being a vampire does make this significantly less enjoyable, but for comedic effect he’s going to eat it anyways.]

So you do this? I see.

Is this how you confess your love to other people? I’ve always wondered about the Kakyoin mating ritual. How many hot pockets did you dump on Giorno until it was official?

hierophantemerald

[He is pleased. You followed through to the punchline. Thank god.]

Yes, Jotaro, this is the rare mating ritual of the Noriaki Kakyoin. Most would involve cherry pie filling, but molten pizza filling will have to do. Giorno has not under gone this trial but Noiz has. He has an amazing talent for pizza roll consumption.

[You can feel the sarcasm oozing off of him.]

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stardustplatinum

[It takes a moment but he definitely wakes up. What the hell is going on? There is many calories of heated hot pockety goodness being dumped onto his chest? Is this something out of an erotic online video? Maybe he’s being punked? Maybe–]

[Oh. It’s just Kakyoin. He maintains direct eye contact for the remaining duration of this strange ritual. He’s silently judging you, Kakyoin.]

hierophantemerald

[Your friend is fucking weird, Jotaro.]

[He’s eating the other Hot Pocket he made and just accepting that gaze, that judgement. He doesn’t care. He just doesn’t care.]

Jotaro, I’m bored.

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stardustplatinum

[Somehow he’s sleeping through this?? What a truly majestic creature the vampire can be.]

hierophantemerald

[Their adventure of him dragging a limp vampire around eventually ends in the kitchen. He made Hot Pockets before hand and now goes to grab one. The inside is cool enough, but he knows the inside is a molten lava fest of meat and cheese. He squeezes the insides onto Jotaro.]