Fandoms and Other Weird Stuff

A place where every fandom is welcome

[dapperalbinobudgie]

know what I always disliked when i was growing up? when adults would tell me not to say i hated something because “hate is a strong word.” yeah???? so???? im 9 and i have strong feelings

[high-functioning-sociopath-girl]

If no one thinks musical chairs is the most competitive game of their childhood, you are wrong. I once got elbowed in the face because a girl decided to take a "shortcut" to the chair

[raggedymanofgallifrey-deactivat]

OKAY BUT

Herlock Sholmes

Won Jhatson

Holly Mooper

Hycroft Molmes

Mames Joriarty

Leg Grestrade

[high-functioning-sociopath-girl]

why am I laughing

[high-functioning-sociopath-girl]

You think you've seen everything till you see you sisters elementary school teachers dress up as glow sticks and dance to every popular 2016 song

[high-functioning-sociopath-girl]

I am playing boat dog for one hour on repeat. I have chased my sister and her friend into the basement. They are screaming.

[high-functioning-sociopath-girl]

They managed to lock me in the basement. After a long and tiring struggle, they said they will only let me out if I stop playing the video. Never. I shall never stop.

[high-functioning-sociopath-girl]

They have given me my drawing supplies. I still havent stopped. I can hear them groaning from out the door.

[high-functioning-sociopath-girl]

They counter attacked by playing undertale music. I still remain supreme.

[high-functioning-sociopath-girl]

I’ve been locked in the basement with my computer for a half an hour. I can here them laughing. Boat Dog has faded into the background. Am I going mad.

[high-functioning-sociopath-girl]

Im free. But now... My sister is playing boat dog on the recorder. Save me.

[high-functioning-sociopath-girl]

I am playing boat dog for one hour on repeat. I have chased my sister and her friend into the basement. They are screaming.

[high-functioning-sociopath-girl]

They managed to lock me in the basement. After a long and tiring struggle, they said they will only let me out if I stop playing the video. Never. I shall never stop.

[high-functioning-sociopath-girl]

They have given me my drawing supplies. I still havent stopped. I can hear them groaning from out the door.

[high-functioning-sociopath-girl]

They counter attacked by playing undertale music. I still remain supreme.

[high-functioning-sociopath-girl]

I’ve been locked in the basement with my computer for a half an hour. I can here them laughing. Boat Dog has faded into the background. Am I going mad.

[high-functioning-sociopath-girl]

I am playing boat dog for one hour on repeat. I have chased my sister and her friend into the basement. They are screaming.

[high-functioning-sociopath-girl]

They managed to lock me in the basement. After a long and tiring struggle, they said they will only let me out if I stop playing the video. Never. I shall never stop.

[high-functioning-sociopath-girl]

They have given me my drawing supplies. I still havent stopped. I can hear them groaning from out the door.

[high-functioning-sociopath-girl]

They counter attacked by playing undertale music. I still remain supreme.

[high-functioning-sociopath-girl]

I am playing boat dog for one hour on repeat. I have chased my sister and her friend into the basement. They are screaming.

[high-functioning-sociopath-girl]

They managed to lock me in the basement. After a long and tiring struggle, they said they will only let me out if I stop playing the video. Never. I shall never stop.

[high-functioning-sociopath-girl]

They have given me my drawing supplies. I still havent stopped. I can hear them groaning from out the door.

[high-functioning-sociopath-girl]

I am playing boat dog for one hour on repeat. I have chased my sister and her friend into the basement. They are screaming.

[high-functioning-sociopath-girl]

They managed to lock me in the basement. After a long and tiring struggle, they said they will only let me out if I stop playing the video. Never. I shall never stop.

[high-functioning-sociopath-girl]

I am playing boat dog for one hour on repeat. I have chased my sister and her friend into the basement. They are screaming.

[sherlock]

Why do you think Sherlock and John are more compatible than Sherlock and Molly?

I have a ton of reasons, but here are my main two:

1.) Sherlock is gay.

2.) Molly has literally under 9 minutes of screentime up through Season 3. I went through and counted. Out of 1087 minutes of screentime she has under 9. That’s 0.08%. And you’re asking how I find the two main characters more compatible? Right, okay. Think about how much more Sherlock/John content there is. Yeah. That’s what I thought.

[high-functioning-sociopath-girl]

One time in fourth grade, I went on a bouncy castle on a very windy day, and these boys were also jumping, and they were trying to make it fall over sideways, and when they finally did, I fell first, and all four of them fell on top of me, crushing me, and I just yelled:

“GET THE HELL OFF OF ME OR I WILL MURDER YOU DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!”

[high-functioning-sociopath-girl]

So I let my sister and her friends borrow my phone. A few weeks later, I went into notes and noticed there was a new one called “random story.” I had no idea what it was, so I opened it and:

One day, Jacksepticeye wanted cookies, so he went into the kitchen and suddenly there was Markiplier! "Mark!" Jack yelled "what are you doing here?" "Looking for your laptop..." Mark replied. "But don't you have your laptop?" Jack said, confused. "Umm..... Mine broke." "Why do you have a camera then?" Jack asked somehow even more confused. "And why did you come all the way to Ireland?" "I was visiting you!" Mark stammered. "You know what, fine," Jack said. "Um... Just don't judge my home screen." Jack strangely added. "What do you mean?" Mark opened the laptop and... IT WAS A PICTURE OF MARK!!! -written by (sisters name here) and (her friends)

MY TEN YEAR OLD SISTER IS STARTING TO WRITE SEPTIPLIER FANFICTION 

SHE DIDNT EVEN TELL ME SHE SHIPPED IT

HER FRIENDS DONT EVEN WATCH MARK AND JACK’S VIDEOS

IM DONE

[horrorphil1-deactivated20160802]

[high-functioning-sociopath-girl]

So my sister was cooking mac and cheese and the pot had smoke coming from it, so she said.

“Im smoking my pot”

[high-functioning-sociopath-girl]

Person: oh, who drew this picture? Me: slowly hides behind potted plant

[jennmartinelli]

I got your smile right here, pal.