Ask Ren and Kai

It's like Vanguard, only psyqualia's a drug and Kai's trying to seduce an off-screen Aichi. So it's pretty much exactly like Vanguard. Run by real life Ren Suzugamori

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Horizontal ahoge dance~

Dance with me, you gorgeous fucking blueberry

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haha no bellybutton ren

you laugh, but... you don't know what it's like... to go through life with no bellybutton...

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Ok Kai and Ren if you had a battle of Revenger,Raging Form Dragon Vs Star Vader Chaos Breaker Dragon or Dragon Descendant who would win?

I would, of course. Have you ever fought Dragonic Descendant? Like, fuck that card, seriously. I would wreck Raging Form. And don’t even get me started on Lock.

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GET ON MAH LEVEL B!TCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come now, you can’t expect me to degrade myself that far.

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Guess what Kai? You're not the main character anymore! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAA laff

I don’t need to be. I have the blueberry. Mission accomplished, motherfuckers.

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Ren, your cards are gonna be deleted!

NOT IF I DO THIS [slams a keyboard into ibuki’s face]

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If you were a color, what would you be?

coquelicot, of course!

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Haven't you ever heard of people spinning in their graves?

that’s not good for them to be doing that… we have to stop them. we must destroy the spinning dead

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What are your favorite foods you two?

Well, since I have to sustain myself, I mostly cook my own food, so I’m a fan of tasty, yet simple meals, like…

kai’s fridge is full of pies. like, fifty pies

DAMMIT, REN.

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What would you do if I went up to Aichi and deleted Blaster Blade. Cuz that shit's happening.

Yeah, well. I'll. Delete... your face. I will delete your face.

yeah, you just got burned, ibuki, like a nerd!!!! they should call you, nerdbuki, after this. or maybe burnedbuki. or maybe...

Thank you for the moral support, Ren. Thanks. Thank you.

nerd...burnedki...?

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*spins some more*

Let’s see if you can still spin when you’re dead~

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Ren, my chair spinnnnns! And you can't sit in it! Mwahahahaha!

I WILL FIND YOU

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I thought you acted an awful lot like a seven year old, Ren. Good to see confirmation.

Little did you know… I was never really seven… I was Ren all along…

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Apparently Ibuki is going to try and ruin your and Aichi's honeymoon. What a dick.

If that Link Joker wannabe thinks he’s gonna try fucking with me, he’s got another goddamn thing coming.

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Why is six afraid of seven?

Because I am seven now, and I will destroy all…

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I wouldn't worry about it. Aichi likes Blaster Blade so much because you gave it to him after all! Although, he might appreciate you dressing up as Blaster Blade again. ;)

…thank you for the advice.

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Soooo, thoughts on naked winged Aichi?

[deep voice] NICE