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Welcome to High5SPECS! Here are just some basic rules and FAQ to make sure that everything goes smoothly here.
RULES
PLEASE CHECK THE LIST OF CHARACTERS IN THE FAQ BEFORE YOU SEND AN ASK! I love that people are curious about all the other characters, but I only play a few of 'em. The cast is huge, and not every character appeals to me.
Keep the asks respectful (though they can be horny!) and keep the vibes friendly. There is a real person behind this blog, and while 18+ asks are allowed, don't be gross, and don't be rude (for example: kinky asks? not gross! sexual harassment? GROSS!).
Speaking of 18+ asks, THIS BLOG IS 18+—MINORS, DO NOT INTERACT. Date Everything! itself is a VERY horny game, and it touches on adult topics often. I am also 27 whole ass years old. Therefore, I would feel much more comfortable if minors did not interact with the blog, and I will block you if I see that you're a minor. If you try and pull a fast one on me, I will be VERY upset and you will have expressly gone against my wishes.
I will be tagging all NSFW answers/content as "horny mail", as well as trigger tagging the general big triggers (e.g. sexual assault, animal death, etc.) so you can block the tags at your discretion. No bitchin' in my kitchen. You don't wanna see something? Block the tags. If you need it tagged, DM me and just ask! You curate your own online experience, and I'm glad to help you do so.
Please note that this blog has its own story and its own plot, though the characters are the ones you see in game! I am not playing any old set of Dateables—these guys have a homeowner, Stephen! The way the questions work is that you're sending in either text or voice messages and the characters answer them in front of a computer, like a YouTuber's Q&A. Please don't try to touch the characters, as they'll just laugh at you because you'd be basically sending them weird hate mail! If you REALLY REALLY want to do something physical, please DM me first and plot with me. See the rule below.
Please do not try and RP/ERP (erotic roleplay) in my askbox/DMs unless I have given you permission and discussed it beforehand (and if you want to ERP, I would ask that you be at least 21 years old, just for my own personal comfort). This is an ask blog first and foremost, but my DMs are open and I'm usually pretty down to clown in some capacity. Never hurts to ask!
I have a right to delete any ask I don't want to answer or that makes me uncomfortable/upset/angry. Do not send me multiple asks because you're insistent. That's not swagful nor bodacious.
FAQ
What characters are available on the blog? // On this blog, you can send asks to: Washford, Drysdale, Artt, Friar Errol, Tom the Manager, Emmanuel the Paperclip Customer, Chance, Scandalabra, Daemon, Mitchell Linn, Keith, Skylar Specs, Eddie and Volt, Kristof, Captain Jacques Pierrot, Gaia, I, Ronaldini, Johnny Splash, Cam, Wallace, Winnifred, Penelope, and Dishy. You can also send asks to Stephen, the homeowner, Scottie Specs, another pair of Dateviators, Emre Çelik, a turncoat hired muscle, Dronas, a Valdivian drone, Caleb, Stephen's best friend, and Nikola Watts, a fusion of Eddie and Volt (think much like Garnet from Steven Universe)—these six are my original characters that I made for this blog. For asks involving my OCs, since they don't have sprites, Stephen's text is green, Scottie's text is blue, Emre's text is purple, Caleb's text is red, and Dronas' text is in a different font (with transcriptions). Sometimes, Tom's text will be in yellow, but Nikola's text will be yellow and bolded/italicized.
Emmett, there's so much lore happening! What's going on?! // Not to worry! Here is an explanation of the current problems the house is facing. There will be relationship charts coming, as well, when I can make them. Here is a tag with all of the lore posts themselves!
Who are you? // I'm Emmett, your host and author of this blog. You can find me over at @salmonandsoup, as well! I'm also the writer for Washford, Artt, Friar Errol, Tom the Manager, Emmanuel the Paperclip Customer, and Skylar Specs over at @ask-everything! I wanted to make my own ask blog because I'm just having that much fun.
Will you be adding any more characters? // Perchance, if they appeal to me!
Emmett, why haven't you answered my ask yet? :( // I may not have gotten to it, Tumblr may have eaten it, or it's in the queue! The queue will post throughout the day.
Are your super cool and amazing art commissions open? // Why, yes! I do take freelance art commissions, and art is how I pay my bills. I may be posting some art to the blog if it's relevant. Please DM me here or @salmonandsoup to see my rates and queue!
Well, that should be it! Let's have fun and date some objects, shall we~? :D