Placing her gold Beats by Dre headphones over her straightened tresses, Lola took a deep breath and she planned out how she would mentally go about her last unofficial High 777 broadcast. As Green Day’s Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) began playing into her headphones, Lola mustered up as much energy as she could to knock out her final High 777 broadcast…for now. “Good Afternoon, South Harmon!” Lola greeted the listeners as she song slowly faded from Billie Joe’s solo verse. ‘It’s you favorite girl here, Lola Bunny and I’m not here to give you the local traffic and weather, although I hope you are looking at the total eclipse; nor am I really here to make any major school announcements. I’m here because for the last five years of my college career, I’ve spent it in four main places: my dorm or condo, the library, the gym or here, at the station. I’ve grown from a little rough tomboy who only wanted to play hip hop to starting a major festival with co-workers who have become friends from Angelica to Vitani, Sasha and Cree no Summer. Except fake ass Ebro Diego of course.“ She added in jokingly, a brief laugh falling from her nude lips. “I’ve enjoyed being able to come in here on any day and laugh with you guys, talk shit, give out money cause our broke assess needed it or share special moments with you guys that I won’t forget. Before I depart and clean out my place, there are some announcements that I have to make. Today is the last day to clean out your dorms or school owned condos and townhouses. After tonight, there will be a one week break before some of you will return next Monday to start your next chapter at South Harmon or your next chapter in the real world. To celebrate this milestone, there will be a Step in the Name of Love, R. Kelly style commencement ball thrown by the school tonight. Please be sure to wear all white and if you don’t have that, talk to the staff. Other than that,” She pauses, scrolling down her notes with the unfortunate realization that there’s nothing left to say. “Well, that’s it.” She concludes, chuckling softly at herself. “I’ll be seeing all y'all tonight at the commencement ball and I hope that this next year and chapter of your life is the best one yet. I’m Lola Bunny, checking out for good. Well, for now. Stay high, y'all.” Ending her brief broadcast, she cues the finale song, Jay-Z’s Encore.










