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[dumbgay]

why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body

[memewhore]

[eastafriqueen]

“Jesus calling you bruh you can’t keep hanging up” lmfaoooo

[vpoedameron-deactivated20160325]

this isn’t true

[90s90s90s]

[marikys]

underoos*

[90s90s90s]

dunkaroos*

[tastefullyoffensive]

Depressed Melon [x]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happy meals. -marantos

[gemmacorrell]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[gemmacorrell/foureyes]

[midwestinthesouthwest]

[zoomerbro]

[iamnevertheone]

[taco-bell-rey]

[highasfuckingkites]

I think we know who is really running this country

[haydiroket]

[animatedtext]

[littlealienproducts]

[chromeandlightning]

[zoomerbro]

Mike Tyson vs Aliens by Gary Ciccarelli ‘92

[escapefromthewreck-deactivated2]

[gq]

Nic Cage. Nic Cage Shirt. That’s all.

[escapefromthewreck-deactivated2]