come on and slam

YOU SHOULD.

even if no one joins, at least you can have your own poetry be put in the book at the very start, and you get all the prizes. :o)

damn youre right

prizes all involve cans of beans because its literally all i have

thalassarche

Black-billed Magpie (Pica hudsonia)

#corvids #queue #ic

YOU DON’T GOTTA PRETEND TO FLATTER ME.

ohhh shit, you outta hand out prizes for the winners!

GET FIRST, SECOND, AND THIRD PLACES FOR FOLKS.

have folks write down the winners too and keep a collection so’s y’all can do it every once in a while and get a proper book of all them best pieces so folks can appreciate em.

how can you come up with genius ideas and then expect me not to call you clever bc thats a fantastic idea tbh

except im not sure who would all be on board but id try it anyway

===> Davesprite: Still Following the Ravens

dogwitharifle-blog

‘see! you are already like ten level of self-control above me! and the fluffiness is kinda adorable i dont think anyone minds!’ She grinned at him, hands in pockets. They reached a ladder that was leading up. She moved up it and pushed the heavy tile away, crawling up and waiting for him to catch up. It was open space, but well enough covered to protect from cold and curious sight. ‘i was thinking of adding a wall here and making it observation deck but i figure it would suit your need better! should still cover that last wall up somehow and bring furniture so you dont end up freezing during winter’ She folded her arms. As he commented on her being the leader, she snorted. ‘Oh please. I would not tell you to jump off the cliff but…’ She paused ‘Thanks.’

Adorable? It was easy to start feeling flustered by being called adorable, so he just cleared his throat, and kind of adjusted his shades while he tried not to look remotely impacted by that. “Yeah, well,” he began. “... Well, yeah. I don’t think anyone would mind you’re right,” he said before he followed him up the ladder, crawling up the open space she moved through.

He glanced around. The space was open and big and it was up high. It was better than he was expecting. “Yeah a wall might be nice but honestly I already love it,” he said. “Thanks. This is perfect,” he said, taking a few steps to glance at the area a little better, before he looked at her from over his shoulder.

“And you’re welcome. I mean it though, I think you would do a good job,” he added.

#ic #dogwitharifle #f2f

aawww naw, i ain’t smart.

I’M REALLY DUMB.

a lot of folks think so, always have.

YOU AROUND PEOPLE NOW THOUGH, RIGHT?

you outta make em slam with you.

i dont think youre dumb though you sound pretty clever to me idk

but yeah thats true. time to host a slamming competition featuring everyone here

its time

:oO!

yeah.

YEAH, I THINK I LIKE THAT, BROTHER.

damn, you so smart with all them knowings about letters and shit.

AWW, BUT YOU NEVER KNOW, HOMIE.

birds is smart, right?

COULDA TAUGHT THEM HOW TO MAKE SOME POETRY ABOUT STEALING SHIT AND POOPING SO THEY WOULD BE INTERESTED.

#ic #stupidclownfuck #unsanitary //

im not that smart i just know a lot of random useless shit tbh

and shit you might be right maybe i should have slammed about pooping and stealing shit man i didnt think about that looks like youre actually the smart one here

that’s his name hahaha.

WHAT’S ALL THEM THINGS?

beta, gamma, omega? :o?

I LIKE GAMMA.

it almost sounds like my name a lil bit.

YOU SHOULDA TAUGHT YOUR BIRDS HOW TO SLAM, BROTHER.

gotta keep your think pan sharp.

#ic #stupidclownfuck #unsanitary //

technically theyre letters from the greek alphabet with alpha being the first one, followed by beta then gamma

omegas somewhere in there too

since youre alphas lover we can just call you gamma for simplicitys sake

and i wouldve but birds seem more interested in doing bird shit like stealing shit from unsuspecting creatures and pooping everywhere

IT’S ALWAYS TREATING ME WELL, HOMIE.

he makes me happy, takes care of me.

I’M BLESSED THAT HE EVEN WANTS SOME DUMBASS LIKE ME AS HIS PET.

so uhh, you said you liked slam poetry, yeah?

YOU STILL THROW DOWN ANY?

why is he called alpha? is he the alpha male of the relationship or is that like legit his name? if hes the alpha does that make you the beta or the gamma

or the omega if were talking about abo fanfiction but we should never talk about abo fanfiction

anyway yeah i like slam poetry though i havent thrown down in years its hard to do that when your main companions are birds

===> Davesprite: Still Following the Ravens

dogwitharifle-blog

She hummed and took her hand away after few second, still feeling awkward and out of place with it. She realized she had to put old grudges and pains behind. She could not afford being petty or hurt with allies. It was just… weird. She kept walking down the corridor, hands behind her back. ‘yeah i was jumpy at first too! i believe i was worse i kind of punched everyone who gotten in my personal bubble!’ She snorted, looking at him over her shoulder. As he touched more on subject of Dirk, she breathed out a sigh and tensed a little again. ‘in a way… we still trying to figure out command chain but i am doing some of the work because we can just be left without solid chain of command it would mean chaos? i know i don’t really seem like type to lead anyone!’ she laughed out loud. She still did doubt herself after so many years. ‘Well, he was kidnapped. We know he is alive and we are working on getting him back and but it is not as easy as just… going there’