[unfathomableideas]

This type of Cheese and I have a special connection

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

im alive but only ironically

[licensehaver-deactivated2025061]

*sees one cop drive by* damn. way too many cops out today

[forgetmenotfaerie]

me @ people scared of clowns: there’s so much to be afraid of? falling in love? parasitic bugs? there’s no meaning to this life? wtf is someone with a painted face and funny shoes gonna do? kill me? i fucking hope so

[imflatteredmaninfactimamaze-blog]

functional ppl be like: Ur so relatable omg! no friends sad quirky indie squad ;) me: has been isolated in dark room for 144 hours and counting

[doobiedrewbie]

FoggyMountainGlass sherlock with spinning marble attachment. 💜

[dreamlogic]

types of dissociation:

existing but a little to the left

am i crossing my eyes or is everything just blurry?

clipped right thru the floorboards

what the fuck is a “body”

i have too many bodies at once and they’re trying to start a fight club. how many arms are humans supposed to have again?

floam

sounds fake but ok

pick two: harsh noise, dial up tone, cantina theme [10 hour version]

360 no scope

the atmosphere is lighting me on fire very, very slowly.

someone: “wow! you handled that stressful situation so well! so cool and competent!” me, unaware that anything happened: “i what now”

*forgets to breathe for 5 hours*

feel free 2 add ur own

[corvid-420]

what week is this, july?

[closet-keys]

- i’m not sure i’ve ever existed until just this moment and i have no idea if i’ll continue existing past it, so i can’t figure out if it’s worth the effort to figure out who i am 

- i see people trying to interact with me but i’m not real so..?

- i just noticed my hands are shaking so i must be scared, cool! that seems like an appropriate emotion to be having

- why did all these primates gather in a room together like this?

- this could literally be any room in the entire world or i could be outside, if it shifted right in front of me at any moment it wouldn’t even faze me

- i might die but ??? 

[funereal-disease]

sound takes ten million years to reach me; I am probably underwater

[weedltd]

[pre-party]

[karlkronic]

Alien Terrain Instagram @ karl_kronic

[thankyoufortrippingwithme-deact]

Drip drip drip 🍯🐝

[cannabannoyed]

[petitepotprincess]

Topped with goodness 🔥

[kissnecks]

she’s so pretty in the sunlight 😍☀️

[annwn]

[runnug]

[higherthanmyselfesteem]

*gets munchies for pussy*