how long you been pregnant?
“6 months and 5 days and I’m tired...”

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@highheelsandclaws
how long you been pregnant?
“6 months and 5 days and I’m tired...”
ya mans play basketball in a crop top.
“Where he at tho?”
terrible things
lunaticlockwood:
“Awww … there’s my morbid, little, murder baby. So I guess you don’t need to work up and appetite …”
“It’s a shame, cause this dick is really going to waste.”
“Now, you know good and well that I’m always hungry for that,” she pursed her lips, turning to watch him walk back from opening the window, Tyler’s scent filling up the room as the wind pushed against him. “Get back over here.”
terrible things
lunaticlockwood:
“That’s … disgusting.” He stands kissing the top of her head and running his fingers down the back of her neck before going to open a window, letting warm spring air into their home.
“Fine,” he says opening his phone again. “I’ll order three of them because I’m not sharing. You really going to sit there and eat that dry shit?”
“It’s crunchy-,” Eva mumbles around the second helping of burnt popcorn, covering her lips as she responds before rolling her head to accept the soft touch. “Like bones.”
She leaned off the couch and grabbed her not-so-fun lemonade and took a deep sip, “Listen, Tyler- right now, I could eat this couch and still have room for dessert.”
terrible things
lunaticlockwood:
“Burnt popcorn. You’re struggling right now. I’m already ordering something and then I’m going to open a window, cause damn!”
“Listen, I got prego brain so I’m actually fine with the smell,” she finds a burnt popcorn and tosses it in her mouth dramatically, “Yuuuuuuuuuum.”
“.... But I’m still gonna eat whatever it is that you’re ordering.”
terrible things
lunaticlockwood:
“Okay, but all you’re gonna do is leave me the burnt ones anyway and that smell! You’re not allowed in the kitchen anymore.”
“I’m a grown ass woman, I’m allowed wherever I want to go- see I was trying to be nice and share a nice bowl of popcorn with you... I feel so unappreciated.”
terrible things
lunaticlockwood:
“I think when you’ve suffered terrible things, you become capable of terrible things.”
“Oh please, the popcorn is only a little burnt. You’ll be alright.”
Tyler/Eva come home sex
@lunaticlockwood
Work trips weren’t meant to last so long.
From the tireless phone calls to the much to early meetings to the ever consuming deadlines, Eva was drowning in the sea of paperwork and responsibility while on her trip across the pond. If she had a more… hospital type of doctor they would probably not advise her to make such a drastic, long trip while being six months pregnant but who would she be if not a workaholic and a bit of a rebel? But there were those nights, rather, every night, that she chastised herself for being gone so long from her mate Tyler, from his scent, warmth and even that stupid grin.
They tried the over the phone thing but it just wasn’t the same. They’d attempted to facetime as much as possible, when it was possible- meaning a lot of her falling asleep with the phone facing her so his face was the last thing that she saw. Every now and then she’d wake up to the sound of his voice, gently humming or whispering to the other pair of ears listening within her swollen belly and a smile would drift over her sleepless lips. She missed him, and that gentle stir beneath her abdomen whenever she heard his voice was a telling sign that their cub missed him too.
So when she bought her ticket back home Eva didn’t tell him. When she boarded her flight, she didn’t tell him. And when she opened the door to the home that they shared, the taste of his scent instantly embracing her senses, she found it difficult to not rush him home. Their home.
“When I get back home I’m gonna need soo many foot rubs, Tyler,” Eva sighed over the phone, reporting to their usual hour of ‘call time’ when he was heading back after his own long day of work.
“Well, if you hurry up I can rub a lot more than just your feet.” He laughed, but there was a growl riding beneath it, a threat, a promise, a hunger and she felt it roll over her skin. Eva had to pull her bottom lip between her teeth to keep her own needy growl respond before her surprise was ruined. And despite the warmth of her flesh, the softness of her satin night gown or the weighted fur blanket she suddenly felt cold and she knew he was near.
“Eva?” His voice dripped in confusion at her silence, repeated her name again and she smiled at his belief that the call dropped just as she heard the ding of the elevator and his first step out of the cart, the sound echoed between the phone and what was beyond the door. Eva heard him inhale sharply, felt his heart skip a beat, he paused for a moment and then took his second step. They were slow and sure but each step carried a weight to it that she felt dip and pull between her thighs.
“Yes?” She sung back into the phone, grinning at the sound of his breath quickening behind the front door just before he pulled out his key.
Welcome home.
@lunaticlockwood
lunaticlockwood:
“Okay but you’re not going out tonight. We are ordering in and not leaving the bed, it’s my night off, and I wanna cuddle.”
“Oh I see how it is. You think you slick...”
“Well, you owe me- I did not just put this dress on and press my hair for nothing, Mr. Lockwood.”
lunaticlockwood:
“You gone with me.”
“Boy- If you don’t put me down...”
"Scoot over."
lunaticlockwood:
He gave a grunt of disapproval as his thumb dug into her arch, kneading the muscles in her feet. “They’re gonna find out sooner or later, but I understand you got an image to uphold … You’re poor feet are paying the price though.”
Tyler’s mouth twitched when he heard the mirth in Eva’s voice. “Hey, I don’t discriminate when it comes to quality movies. And I don’t really think The Breakfast Club counts as a romcom … It’s more and 80′s teen movie, like Back to the Future.”
@highheelsandclaws
“They’ll heal,” Eva shrugged, a pout tested on her lips while attempted to ignore his reprimand. He was right, but she wasn’t gonna give the satisfaction of admitting it. She had begun to eat more than her usual ‘hungry man’ sized meals, her clothes were tighter and her boobs more tender, although the latter didn’t seem too much of a problem to many. But, instead of dwelling on it, Eva relaxed into his capable hands, wiggling her toes out from his clutch to give him the other foot, a playful smile on her lips.
“80′s teen movies were like the beginning of modern day romcom’s, hon,” chuckling, Eva adjusted her hip in the seat and leaned her head on her propped head. “But it’s ohkay.. your secret is somewhat safe with me.”
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