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Golden Boy- Kyle and Wendy

'I think you need every little bit of help you can get in order to improve your appearance, it's the only excuse I can think for you to sleep away the day as you do.' Wendy retorts as Kyle dare puts his hands on her hips and have the gall to pull her closer.

'And I wouldn't have to insist on it's return if it hadn't been missing in the first place. What were you doing that got my most treasured gown in such a state, my king?' Wendy hisses into Kyle's ear, her grip tight on the lapels of his robe, giving Kyle no option of escape.

'And it's not so much the monetary value, but the personal value. Even if you can get it repaired, it won't be the same dress. I demand compensation.' She yanks him closer, chest pressed to chest as she stares him down.

#druidoftestaburger #golden boy

He merely cocked a brow and let his hands fall; curious as to her next move. "Compensation you say? What form would you want it in though? You've just stated how I can't replace this dress and you know money is really all I can offer to you."

His frown appeared on his face. "Oh ha ha, very funny. I'll have you know that when you wake up I'm actually just getting to sleep. However with you constantly waking me I will soon start to get sleep deprived. However i always make sure I'm groomed to appropriate state. Today you just happened to catch me at a very raw time." He tapped his chin and shrugged. "I simply needed a disguise to leave the castle. Fun fact; we have the same chest circumference and hip ratio. Isn't that funny? my waistline however is broader. Tell me, how do you breathe in corsets? They're a bitch to walk in let alone survive."

Golden Boy- Kyle and Wendy

How dare he try and play ignorant with her. How dare he! Wendy clenches her fists and jaw as Kyle sits himself up on the cabinet.

'I believe you know perfectly well what would cause me to storm into your chambers at a perfectly reasonable hour.' Deep breaths, Wendy. If you snap now you'll end up with nothing, she thinks to herself as she tries valiantly to wish away the tenseness her anger has brewed in her posture.

'What may have been a gown to you, and notice how I'm not questioning the fact that you've been wearing my gowns, again, was a gift. A very precious gift to me made from very rare and expensive materials and also held a lot of personal value. Why to you it may have been 'pretty' and brought out your eyes and hair nicely, it's all I have left of an old client, who had it specially made for me as a gift. This client, and friend, is no longer with us and you damaged one of the few momentos that I have to remember him by. So tell me, my king, what are you going to do about it.' She steps towards him, not even attempting to make her steps light and dainty.

Wendy crosses her arms over her chest and despite Kyle being perched upon the cabinet, is still looked down on by the seething druid. Wendy narrows her eyes as she waits for an answer from the nervous looking king.

#druidoftestaburger #golden boy #((when in doubt be a bastard. Works a treat)

ah. That's what it was. He gave a nod and a frown; he had been meaning to get it fixed for her but she insisted that she needed it back. He was surprised that she wasn't going to question his intents for wearing them, but couldn't help but bite back at her comments for him wearing them. "Rest assured, I certainly don't need your dresses to make me look good. I was getting it in the process of repair but you stopped that from happening. If you surrender it I can get it fixed as if brand new. That's what I'm going to do about it."

he attempted to hide his nervousness from her with a bit of cockiness; giving a grin and hands clasping to her hips; pulling her forward to him. "My my, since when are you so fixated on monetary values of possessions? I thought that kind of thing was beneath you. But clearly, living hear has made you come out into the world with a more realistic perspective. It's a good thing. However the dresses are just things after all. I could fill your wardrobe with dozens much like it, but that won't do for someone like you will it?"

Golden Boy- Kyle and Wendy

Two thoughts went through Wendy’s head at her king’s question.

One. Do what she really, really wanted to do, pull him in by the robe and introduce her fist to his face. Yeah, it might get her banished form the kingdom, but the short lived satisfaction would be worth it.

Two. She could try and calm herself down, follow him where ever it was he wanted to go to discuss this ‘small’ problem that he’d gotten himself into, and try and milk as much out of the situation as she could. Compensation and all that.

As itchy as her fists were to make contact with the king’s face, still bleary with sleep, Wendy did her best to bring her anger down to a simmer so they could be civil, if only momentarily.

'Fine, my king. Wouldn't want to disturb your guest after all. Lead the way.' Wendy gritted out before following the robe clad figure out of his private chambers.

#druidoftestaburger #golden boy #((these two I just))

Kyle cleared his throat; watching the druid's facial expressions change within seconds of the first; in her eyes the cogs in her head seemed to be grinding each other to nothing. His eyes peered from the confusion face of possible impending doom, to the "guest" he had, and back to those eyes. He breathed out with a slight smile at the acceptance of his request; and he gestured for her to follow before moving into his ensuite.

Once in and she standing in the centre of the room; he closed the door behind them and took a seat on his cabinet. He refrained from kicking his legs and attempting to distract her from...whatever it was she was thinking about.

"Sooo....I...am not sure what it is you want to think it acceptable to wake me up at such an ungodly hour." He started, before mentally cursing at how easy the words just came out so snarkily with her. "I think it best you inform me and we can try and make it better, what do you think?"

day 26

Day 26: Do the ends justify the means in their eyes? Are they a leader or a follower? Why? What do they feel responsible for? (Ex. I owe it to the world to do this.)

He takes this on a case to case basis as not everything is equal in how bad or good it seems. Well he's a leader. Naturally and because he has to. But he's a strong influence and quick thinker and that's what makes him good at it. He feels responsible for the occasional attacks on the village and feels his powers should be more mature so he can fend them off without always calling on someone else all the time.

#day 26 #30 day challenge #HighElfheadcanons

Personal Issues (Ike and Kyle)

Ike smiled. “Yeah, lets stick with that. It’s a classic one that we used to pull all the time, but it’s still fun to do. If it encourages him to shower more often as well, that’s a bonus. I’m tired of him stinking out the castle” Ike joked.

Ike looked at Kyle. He didn’t seem very happy, and he said that nothing was going on and that they were just friends. Ike looked down at the ground. “Yeah, I guess you’re right. Sorry I asked that. It’s just, it felt like it would have made sense.” Ike said, feeling a bit ashamed about asking Kyle that question. He looked up and faced Kyle again. “When do you wanna pull off the prank on Stan then?”

"We should do it sometime soon, when he least expect it." Kyle gave a nod and a smile. "Before he moves into my area of the castle of course....then again maybe after so he's not mad at me." He pondered a little more. "Mind you he couldn't stay mad at me for long right? How can you be mad at this face." He pushed his own cheeks playfully.

"You don't need to apologise for a simple question. I mean, you're not the only one that's asked the same question." He gave Ike a reassuring smile. "You know that if anything like that was gonna happen that you'd be the first person I'd tell, right? That's something really big to hide from you after all." He flicked the grass from his fingers. "Then again...maybe, there's a bit more affection displayed in public more than it really should be..."

#day 25 #30 day challenge #HighElfheadcanons

day 25

Day 25: What is one thing they feel strongly about? One trait they admire? What disturbs them?

Kyle feels strongly against arranged marriages and forcing people into doing things they don't want to. Only because it annoys him when he's told what to do. Courage. People who clip their nails at the dining table. He seriously cannot understand why they think its cool to do so.

Personal Issues (Ike and Kyle)

Ike shrugged. “Kyle, you were always the criminal mastermind when it came to pranks. I just helped you pull them off.” Ike said, chuckling as he remembered all the pranks that they had pulled off as kids. “But if I have to think of one, I would have to say just something nice and small, like… maybe…Oh, fuck, I don’t know. I think you should come up with something like you used to.”.

He couldn’t move past one thing though. What was Kyle saying before ‘best friend’? If it was what Ike thought it was, it made sense. Ike had seen the way Kyle looked at Stan all the time, it all just fit together so perfectly with what he had seen. “Hey Kyle, do you have…you know…more affection than just friend affection for Stan?” Ike asked, feeling incredibly awkard. Ike was asking his brother if he was homosexual. But he wanted a straight answer from Kyle.

Kyle hummed to himself for a few moments before pursing his lips and and giving a nod. "Well that is true I guess. I mean, maybe I just had a lot of childish ideas from having to grow up so fast." He gave a chuckle at the thought. "Well we can just go for the typical bucket of water on top of his door and then honey and feathers in his bed? Maybe then he'll be encouraged to shower more often!"

The question was expected to come from Ike, but it was still a little unexpected. Still Kyle kept his composure and shook his head over it. "You know that as well as I do that even if there was something going on; it's not allowed to go on." He plucked a bit of grass from beside him and rolled it around in his fingers. "But there isn't anything going on between us. Even if we wanted it to; which I'm not saying we do, it's not gonna happen. We're friends, and he's my personal guard. Of course we're gonna seem closer, right?"

#day 24 #30 day challenge #HighElfheadcanons

day 24

Day 24: Describe one fight they’ve had in the past (physical or otherwise).

His "training" accident actually was him being a smart ass with trying to get trained with hand held weapons. He was too busy trying to worm his way out of proving himself a fighter and his sparring partner ended up shutting him up by plunging his sword into his hip without thinking.

Personal Issues (Ike and Kyle)

"You mean like this?" Ike asked, once again removing Kyle’s hat, but this time just lightly running a hand through his hair like Kyle had said. Putting his hat back on Kyle’s head, he smiled. "You’re right though. The Kitchen is easy, but it’s too easy now.".

"Yeah, they are. Chris won’t be able to handle a huge prank, that kinda sucks, but that’s just the way he is I guess.". He laughed as Kyle mentioned pranking Wendy and Stan. "You know Kyle, I actually never thought I’d hear you say you’d want to pull a little prank on Stan. I’ve always wanted to pull a team prank on him, just to see how he’d react, but I never thought you would want to.".

Kyle almost purred into the touch before coming back to his senses and giving a nod. "Yeah, just like that. It's a nice feeling you know? Much better than tugging at it that's for sure." He pulled on the old cotton strapping of the night cap before letting it go and placing his hands on his knees.

Kyle soon blinked a few times and lifted himself from Ike to swivel back to face him while they talked. "One day we'll get Chris. When he stops acting like a stick in the mud. Specially as of late." Kyle twisted his lips a big before allowing them to fall back to their place before grinning. "Of course I wanna prank him. He's always been too hard though given out relationship. Now more so now he's officially by royal bodyguard. His request and my consent. But hey, just because I love the guy, doesn't mean he's safe from his bo....best friend's schemes! So what did you have in mind then for it?"

#day 23 #30 day challenge #HighElfheadcanons

day 23

Day 23: Stuck in a waiting room. Which magazine do they pick up? Morality: What is one thing in their past they’re ashamed of? One thing they’re proud of?

Something to help him throw more obvious hints out to a certain someone.

Ashamed: Of letting his ex lead him so astray and almost lead his kingdom into absolute panic and anguish Proud: Of being able to hold such a stronghold despite this.

Personal Issues (Ike and Kyle)

Ike laughed, straightening his hair back to normal. “Looks like I’ve got to be more care about whose hair I mess up.” Ike said smirking. “You get mad everytime I mess up yours, and yes, I remember the birds. You’re not the only one whose head he holds it over. Why, I got reminded about it today from the cook.” Ike said chuckling some more as he remembered the full events of what happened

As Kyle leaned into his arms, he started thinking about a bunch of pranks that they could pull together. “Yes, I dare say that we are due for that Kyle. What kind of pranks are you thinking that we should pull? I’m very interested, it will be just like old times.” Ike said, smiling.

'Well, I wouldn't get mad if you just ran a hand through it. Like...other people do. No touching the curls unless it's a light pet." He gave a giggle and nodded. "I doubt he'll ever drop it until the day he dies. At least he can't complain that his job isn't entertaining from time to time. And as much of an easy target the kitchen is; I think there are others in the castle that are a bit overdue for a prank or two, dontcha think?"

"First of all; I think Chris needs to lighten up a bit? Maybe just a bit of playful, childish tricks for him though. I doubt he could handle something bigger. Of course, Wendy is on that list too." He began pulling his fingers down as he went. "She's one we should save til very last though. And well, I don't see the harm in pulling a little prank on Stan. what do you think?"

Personal Issues (Ike and Kyle)

"Yeah. You know, it would be fun to cause a bit of trouble around the kingdom again like we used to." Ike said, laughing as he remembered all the trouble they got into as kids. He pulled of Kyle’s hat, giving his brother a noogie with his other arm before putting his brothers hat back on his head, chuckling. He kept his arm around Kyle’s shoulder, still being held in place by his brother’s hand.

"We had loads of fun as kids." Ike said. "The days of being carefree and having no responsiblitys ended ages ago though.". Ike looked at Kyle. "But man, those were the best times of our life, would you not agree?" Ike asked.

Kyle pouted and pulled his hat back off to re-tousle his hair back in place. "I hate when you touch my hair. You always mess it up more than it already is!" He soon however smirked and messed up Ike's hair in return. "Paybacks are a bitch, you know that?"

"I'll tell you one thing though; the cook still holds that one time over my head every time I visit." He gestured with a finger. "You know the time we tried to harbour all those birds in my room and they got loose and flew into the kitchen. Still to this day I get the story of how many feathers they had to pick up for weeks on end." he shook his head. "However, I'm lucky they never found the Peacocks in there a few weeks back. I've been meaning to bring them in here but they prefer the other gardens; and the chef's custard tarts."

Kyle gave a soft chuckle before leaning into his brother's arm while closing his eyes. "Yeah, it was really great. Before all that responsibility. Though I do think we are due to be pulling a few pranks on a couple of sticks in the muds. What do you say?"

Personal Issues (Ike and Kyle)

Ike nodded. “I know. And you don’t seem like you only care about your own issues, I know you care about all people in the kingdom, and it shows. Everyone in the kingdom loves you Kyle. You do so much for everyone, and sometimes, I just feel like I do nothing for anyone in the kingdom.”. He paused for a second before before putting his arm around Kyle’s shoulders. “Without you, we wouldn’t have a kingdom that is at the strength it is now, and don’t let anyone tell you differently from that.” Ike said, smiling at his brother.

"It’s just the fact that we are fighting more often, and somethings over small things. I’m just worried that the fighting will one day spiral out of control, and our relationship will snap. But I do believe that nothing will get in the way of it." Ike said. "It’s good that we are spending some time together now though. It’s just like what we used to do a few years back huh?".

Kyle gave a smile and placed his hand on Ike's arm gently to hold him in place. "Trust me when I say; you are a very valuable person in the castle and the council thinks very highly of you. And not just because you are my brother. There are only a few people that they hold in high regards you know. And i should know, they talk my ears off for days about your talents." He paused for a moment and nodded. "You and I both know that I would be nothing without you and Stan helping me along the way."

"I guess we are fighting a lot more. But we're both getting older and I guess it's normal for older siblings to fight over more menial things? I mean, it's no fun us not speaking for days but at least we don't let them get the better of us." Kyle scratched his ear. "In all honesty I wish we did it more often. Remember the trouble we caused way back when as kids? The ultimate partners in crime.'