heyy!! welcome to my blog! i like FLUFF and also ANGST just keep smut far far away from me i just dont like it. ill post more about me in a post ig! by the way, the profile picture was drawn by yours truly, she's my persona, Lilly!
okay so i figure i should probably post a lil post about me!!
heyy!! welcome to my blog! im in loads of fandoms but mainly active in Twisted Wonderland. i refuse to tell you my exact age but i am under 18. pronouns are fae/faer, I'm agender apparently, im aroace yall can call me June,its my new name :)
i really like reading fluff and angst is a close second favorite i just ask you keep smut FAR, FAR away from me. I just dont like it okay?!
I have opened asks now, rules for that is below
i am pretty new to tumblr and am very surprised that i ended up writing on here because i am an antisocial shy nerd even online!
i write random incorrcect quotes for my fandoms, and about my aus!!!! i've also opened up platonic drabbles for Twst and DDV
if im not writing those and sharing about meself, it's tagged as #your local fandom obsessed nerd has shared a tidbit
ASK RULES
you can chat with me about Twst, the owl house, gravity falls, she-ra and the princesses of power (the reboot is the only one I've watched) Ducktales (again, I've only watched the reboot) and Steven Universe. I'll add more to this section once I think of it (im in too many you guys) edit: I'm also in the Phineas and Ferb fandom, recently Little Witch Academia, Project Hail Mary
feel free to give me recs for fics for any of the above fandoms
PLEASE DUMP THEORIES ON ME, I LOVE THEM
feel free to ask question about my AUs so far I have DDV Yuu being transported into TWST and my Sleepover Shenanigans AU. on my blog, sleepover shenanigans is tagged as #twst sleepover shenanigans and my DDV Yuu , whose name is Clarissa Clawthriffe, will be tagged with #a valley and a wonderland
A Valley and A Wonderland Masterlist
Sleepover Shenanigans Masterlist
you're free to curse, just remember I am aroace and very much dislike the notion of sex
CRACK BUGSNAX MINI AU/HEADCANON MWEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEH
I want so badly for Triffany to meet Cactus Triffany and for it to go all ways of wrong
Spoilers ahead!
You get this letter I dont remember how but anyway that's the context for this
SO
I headcanon that at some point Cactus Triffany appears standing behind Wambus and Triffany while they're chatting and Wambus looks behind him, and jumps up like
(Beffica has hit record the moment she noticed a catcus behind Wambus)
"CACTUS TRIFFANYY?? IS THAT YOU??"
And Triffany is next to him like:
"CACTUS TRIFFANY? Wamby, why the hell is there a cactus version of me?"
And Wambus has to sheepishly explain about Cactus Triffany.
When he's done, Cactus Triffany speaks, the voice coming from around them.
"You are not worthy of Wambus. You abandoned him, and I took your place. He will be mine."
Wambus is desperately trying to protest but the two start arguing and instead it escalates. Wiggle from the back is like why don't you compete for his love.
Wambus is blushing like hell and is debating throwing her off a cliff.
CACTUS and normal Triffany agree and Floofty chimes in like
"I propose for the first out of three trials, logically three as it's a nice number and a good way to ensure the results are accurate, that it is a trivia round. Contestants must answer questions about Wambus and whoever gets 5 questions right first wins that round."
Wiggle joins in like: "The next round should be a serenade, because what screams ROMANCE more than a serenade?!"
Filbo jumps in "Okay that's two out of three sorted. What should the last one be?"
"HOLD ON, ARE WE REALLY DOING THIS????" Wambus is screaming.
Everyone just goes yes collectively.
Cromdo suggests a fight to the death for the last one. The only one who agrees is Floofty but they're outvoted.
Instead Eggabell suggests that they race to see who can climb up the Scorched Gorge to Cromdo's old shop, and everyone liked that better.
Gramble made Wambus a flower crown and everyone got a free pass to call Wambus a damsel with suitors fighting over him. He was blushing too hard to register it.
Triffany won all three and at the end of it, Cactus Triffany still decided to call her worthless.
Now Beffica has a tape of Triffany beating a cactus to a pulp. They rewatch it every year and Wambus is forced to watch.
Filbo makes the tragic mistake of introducing the Periodic Table Song and the 100 digits of Pi song to Snorpy and Floofty. He thought it was catchy, and that theyd like it because it was sciencey
The two had finally agreed that these were the best songs in existence.
But wait. It didnt last for long.
Snorpy's favorite became the Periodic table Song, and Flooftys became the 100 digits of Pi song.
Theyve stolen Cromdo's boombox, and have proceeded to have a sing off and get Snaxburg to decide which song is better.
The problem is both of them are terrible at singing. Wambus is trying to convince everyone to throw Filbo off a cliff for inducing this pain on their ears. Cromdo has had enough of them, snatches the sticks they were holding to signify mics, and proceeds to rap out each verse perfectly. Cromdo is declared the winner and Floofty and Snorpy are banned from singing near them again.
Beffica recorded the whole thing and every year since then they meet up to rewatch the sing off, to Floofty, Snorpy, and Cromdo's collective dismay
What onesies would they like the best? (Asking that because I FULLY intend to try and draw them with said onesies if you're okay with that)
Favorite snacks?
Any shows/books/media in general that they loveeee from their world?
What teams would they be on for Beanfest?
For the Glorious Masquerade event, would both of them go?
How long did it take for Grim to warm up to them?
If they could adopt any pet, what would they choose?
Out of the staff, who they both like the most?(yes I saw the post about the staff basically adopting them and I am ALL FOR IT)
Any songs they love?
that's all I got
byeeeeeeee
Onesie: Yuri has one already for her sleepwear that matches grim’s sleepwear! But it’s purple. And I think both of them would like cat onesies most. Someone actually drew them in grim and Lucius cat onesies for Artfight. It’s adorable.
Favorite snacks: Yuuto likes stuff that’s easy to make. He likes salty snacks. Yuri likes sweets. But has to avoid stuff with dairy because she is lactose intolerant. Yuuto tries to get her to eat healthy snacks more often but she can be picky.
Media they like: Yuri likes fairy tales and old Disney movies. She loved the nightmare before Christmas movie. Yuuto likes older Disney movies too. They both love cartoons like gravity falls and the owl house. Yuuto has read some manga a classmate recommended to him before. They also both like older movies their aunt grew up with that she showed them. Yuuto also read Percy Jackson when he was younger too.
Beanfest: it says in the “survival of the beaneat” event that yuu and grim team up with the farmers so I guess yuuto does in that event. Yuri isn’t allowed to play.
Glorious masquerade: yes they both go. They walk around with Trein and grim. Someone in the town assumed he was their relative. Yuuto nearly hit Rollo when he said Yuuto was a bad older brother for letting Yuri around dangerous magic like malleus. After the flowers started spreading, Yuri snuck away from Yuuto and Trein to follow the others up the bell tower and heard them talk about what happened to Rollo’s brother. She told Rollo if that happened to her, then she wouldn’t want Yuuto to do this, and his brother probably wouldn’t either.
Grim: about the same time as average yuu. I mean he would jump on Yuuto’s shoulders all the time and Yuuto just kinda accepted it. Yuri pets and hugs him a lot which took grim a couple weeks to accept. Now grim is just another sibling to them.
Pets: A cat.
Staff: Yuri likes Trein the most. I think he would be really soft with her because of his daughters and because she likes cats. Yuuto takes a while to warm up to any of them because he is cautious about forming a parental bond with adult men. I think he would get along most with Sam and Vargas. Though he trusts Crewel and Trein too.
Songs: …… imma link their playlists. Yuri likes musicals though.
Though these are mainly songs I like that make me think of them.
I am not surprised at all that people drew them in onesies for artfight because
LOOK AT THEEMMMMM
THEYRE SO ADORABLEN
And literally perfect for onesiesssss
if I had heard about artfight sooner I wouldve as well lol
Literally since I've scrolled through their lore I've just wanted to bestow hugs because they are amazinggggg
Yuuto likes Percy Jackson you say??? That makes literally so much sense he'd relate to Percy so much, with his dad being absent and all and Percys too
Since you said Yuri loves The Nightmare Before Christmas (don't blame her, me too honestly Jack is an icon )
how does she react in the nightmare before Christmas event?
Also since the nightmare before Christmas is a two partner, do they both go together in both parts, or do they each get to go to one part?
Which event was their favorite to go to?
How would they react if they found out that they aren't the only people who've been isekaied to Twisted Wonderland and there are others going through the exact same thing as them?
Once again all I got, and I'm gonna go listen to the playlists you linked. Can't wait to see what musicals me and Yuri have in common :D
for anyone who’s been keeping up with my AUs, A Valley and A Wonderland and Sleepover Shenanigans, I am desparetky tryna get stuff fo4 that dine while getting used to typing on a phone and not a laptopppp
the next chapter of A Valley and A Wonderland is nearly done
okay i've not played the DLC yet but I've seen a lot of ppl talking bout it on Tumblr so going off what everyone's said i, the headcanon gremlin who can and will headcanon, shall expand on this
disclaimer- i am only gonna write about villagers i have at the moment because i only started playing again recently and have pretty much no knowledge of the lore (i forgot it all help 😭😭😭) and have only just learnt that MC is the old Ruler. i am probably gonna edit or reblog this post again with more headcanons as i gain new villagers
so at some point, literally everyone in the village HATE hates her to the point where Merlin and Ursula of all people agree that Cruella is a bitch(semi-surprisingly, Merlin is the one who explicitly stated this because lets be so for real that old wizard knows an insane amount swears, Ursula only reprimanded him because Olaf was around and that little snowman is incredibly impressionable and she'd ruin any chances of a deal with Elsa, Anna or Kristoff)
Olaf doesn't even know how to process this feeling in his chest that appears when Cruella is around because the only thing she's done in the Valley is diss on everyone's fashion, even the people who are like 1000x times better dressed than her. Mickey and Goofy are too nice to say anything about it but will corner you sooner or later and tell them how they feel because they are emotionally literate and ask you if you're okay and if you give them a vague answer, they will stage an intervention with the Valley even the villains will agree.
Donald will scream talk calmly about it to anyone who will listen and Scrooge for once isn't just letting him be but joining in if Donald does it in his shop (especially since Cruella has been banned from there ever since she started calling the clothes in his shop tacky and overpriced) Like one moment its just Donald ranting and then you hear a very loud, very varied amount of Scottish swearing with Donald fervently agreeing.
Daisy and Minnie are pissed. Minnie is, like Mickey, too nice to say anything about it but will help him and Goofy corner you. Daisy isn't even making an effort to hide her distate for Cruella, who was also banned from the Boutique (without MC's knowledge, i might add) after she called MC's clothes tacky. Daisy went on a three-hour tirade on how Cruella should be respetive of other people's designs as a fashion designer herself and Cruella kept feeding the flames by insulting every time Daisy ran out of breath.
Gothel doesn't even really like Cruella, she only really puts up with her because they gossip. BUT. In Gothel's opinion? there is only room for one self-centered, fashionista Valley resident, and that would be HER.
Mirabel is having a weird case of deja vu because once again, she's being told she's not good enough, but Cruella does it much less subtly then her Abeula. And unlike Abuela, Cruella is doing this on purpose. And it is really irritating her. Mirabel hides how she feels from Cruella but when she's with the other Villagers, it takes everything in her not to go on a full-blown tirade.
Elsa, Anna and Kristoff thought they'd seen the last of assholes after Hans, but no. And Cruella was just as bad as Hans, except she constantly critiqued them, even though she was worse than them at these things. The turning point for them was Cruella calling Olaf of all people tacky.
that's all i got for now i will reblog with more once i get new villagers!
(seriuosly though the way we unlock her is AMAZING 10/10 imo)
OH my gosh Tiana would HATE Cruella. You mean to tell her that this bitch is critiquing, it's not even critiquing, more like slandering her and others' hard work, when Cruella hasn't done a thing to try and help the Valley or put in any effort? Oh hell no. Cruella became beyond redemption after she had the nerve to say Tiana's gumbo looked like slop. She was promptly banned from Tiana's Palace. You have to physically stop Tiana from teaching her a lesson because she fully believes that Cruella is a hypocrite.
As in like MC walks in after hearing a bunch of shouting.
Tiana: I SWEAR ON EVERY COOKING UTENSIL I'VE EVER USED-
MC: TIANA, HOLD ON A MOMENT, WE CANNOT KILL PEOPLE PLEASE WE HAVE MORALS TO UPHOLD-
Cue any villager that's not Daisy or Donald walking in: I did come here for a meal, but.... maybe I'll come back later.
At first, Remy would think he has Cruella handled. He's had his fair share of critics judge his food. He realised he was wrong the first time Cruella came to his restaurant and said that Ratatouille was a horrible name and that the presentation was simply awful. After the fifth time she insisted he rename the dish after her, she was banned. Especially after all the slander he received from her for his species.
Cruella: How has a literal rat like you been able to run a restaurant without driving customers away? It's so.... unhygenic
Remy: *about to lunge at Cruella* Now you lISTEN HERE LADY-
MC walking by: REMY, NO! LIKE I TOLD TIANA, WE CAN'T KILL PEOPLE-
Cruella: Why can't you keep your villagers under control?
Remy: please let me attack her on behalf of both of us
HEYYYYYYYYYYYYY guess who? yeah its me, headcanon gremlin is back because i realised i have a couple of characters to add!!
Moana is really annoyed. She was one of the Villagers who was very much against Cruella moving to the Valley. When she did move there, Moana was pestered non stop by Cruella because she wanted some pretty rare fish (idk guys just insert the fish that's hardest for you to find) so she could use them for clothes because sequins were in. When Moana tried to explain to her that wasn't feasible (Cruella demanded it by the next day) Cruella decided to diss on her.
Cruella only became more disliked by Moana after she heard that Cruella was dissing on MC for taking a couple of days to gather some rare materials for her instead of being quicker. Moana is a lot rasher about it and oftentimes you can see her and Tiana discussing her and how much they dislike her. If Donald, Daisy, Scrooge and Daisy are around murder plans will be half drafted and then MC walks in and confiscates the murder plans and is all like:
MC: Guys please I don't want you to murder anyone.
Tiana: It's not that bad!
*cue MC looking at the several bulletin boards with red string all over the place*
MC: *gives them a skeptical look* sure... sure.
I'll be back with more at some point once I think of something for Maui byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~~
i just realised how much effort i keep putting into this post istgg the ddv fandom is slightly dead here :(( BUT it is to the point i went to the wiki yesterday to get insight on Cruella. what have you done to me OP. as well as TWST, now this has turned into a side project and its constantly on my mindddddd oh my god i needddddd the DLCs I sweaar. too bad i can only play on weekends :(((( I havent played yet today FINALLY FRIDAY IM FREE BUT i will hopefully be back later today. byeee ~~~
okay okay so Maui hates her as we all know, Moana is his favorite mortal and he just doesn't like her because she's so demanding and has like no respect for nature or for what people are able to do in a span of time. Maui obviuosly, while a little self centered, has a sense of justice like we see in one of his idle convos with Hades where he's cold to him because he's a villain. Obviuosly he also cares about nature and to him I feel like the fact that Cruella tried to make a coat out of puppies would be an instant NO for him. He was another one of the villagers against her moving in.
What really sealed the deal was Cruella looking at Pua and saying right in front of him, that Pua would make a great handbag.
Cruella: Hmmm, that runty pig that's always following you and that insufferable fisherwoman Moana around would make a lovely handbag.
Maui: What did you say about Pua? And about Moana? *lifting up his hook and is determined to give her a concussion*
Cruella: *not looking at Maui at all, but is looking at her nails conceitdly*: I said, he'd make a lovely handbag and Moana is an insufferable fisherwoman.
MC, walking by and notices Maui looking really mad: SHIT- MAUI, I THOUGHT YOU HAD COMMON SENSE NOT TO HURT OTHERS?!
Maui: MC, she said Pua would make a lovely handbag and insulted Moana! What else do you expect me to do?!
Cruella: If it isn't our almost fashionable leader. By the by, will you ever finish gathering those materials. Because darling, you are horribly slow. Keep this up and I may just recruit someone else.
MC: Maui... just don't use the hook and don't seriuosly injure her or kill her.
Maui: YES!
Cruella: Wait, what?!
MC: Oh no, I've got to get those materials you wanted, Cruella. Bye~~ *proceeds to teleport away via Dreamlight*
I unlocked Ariel and Pocohantas and finally thought of some ideas for both of them, as well as WALL-E and Scar.
so Pocahontas it was HATE ON SIGHT for that gal. Cruella tried to make coats out of dogs, for fashion??? Like Pocahontas wouldve understood if it was it of neccesity but no, Cruella did it on purpose. One time, she was tasked by the other Villagers to keep her busy (because she was one of the only ones that Cruella hadn't pissed off yet) and Cruella started commenting on how every animal passing by would be a great piece of clothing if she managed to catch enough of them. Pocahontas was understadbly pissed and suddenly understood how everyone else was feeling.
Cruella: Ugh if only there were more of these measly rabbits running around, they'd make an excellent pair of gloves!
Pocahontas: *looking at Cruella like she's insane* What do you mean they'd make a nice pair of gloves?!
Cruella: Well, darling, these horribly mangy little rodents don't exactly seem worthy of being around me. Turning them into a lovely pair of gloves would at least contribute to turning this place into somewhere worthy of Cruella De Vil's presence~
Pocahontas: ...
Scar: *slinking out of the shadows* Pocahontas, if you kill her I'll cover for you.
MC: *appears from behind a tree because they were keeping an eye on this interaction to see what happened (requested by Tiana, so they couldn't really refuse), sighing defeatdely* Seriuosly, when did you all get so violent? Scar, come on, we've talked about this-
Scar: *slightly pissed that MC caught him promoting murder* Yes, yes, no murder in your Valley, Your Majesty.
MC: You didn't let me finish. And that wasn't what I said! I said: No violence in the Valley unless absolutely necesarry. If you're going to be violent, at least take turns. Pocahontas, there's a registry sheet for this now because 5 people have burst into my house at 12AM complaining about this. It's by Scrooge's Store. And Cruella? You are not poaching the animals here because that's immoral.
Cruella: Tch. *walks away*
Scar: *eyes sparkling* ...There's a registry sheet?
MC: *nods*
Scar: I knew you were my favorite human.
MC:-WHAaa okay. I'm not even surpised anymore you're always at least a little bit murdery.
Scar:HEY !
Okay so Ariel tried to see the good in her at first and they bonded for a bit over how interesting fashion was. Cruella spent the whole time snarking at how ditzy Ariel was. and Ariel? The mermaid princess geniunely thought they were getting along. And then came the moment it all came crashing down. Cruella said that scales were in fashion and demanded that Ariel contribute to the "good of fashion" and give up some of her scales so Cruella could use it.
Cruella: You know, darling, those scales of yours are in. If you truly care about fashion, you'd give up a few of those for the greater good.
Ariel: But...
Ursula: Now, now Ariel, are you really going to believe her?? Have some pride as a mermaid, you can't just give up your scales like that. Trust me, she'll just use it for herself.
Ariel: How can I belive you, Ursula?
Ursula: Please, one of MC's only rules for me is that I'm not allowed to try to trick, scam, lie or make a contract with you. Their throughness was incredibly impressive and annoying. And you do realise she's been insulting you the whole time, right?
Ariel: *heartbroken look* And here I thought we were getting along... It took so long for me to warm up to you and now you've gone and ruined it! Not to mention how horrible you are to MC! *swims away*
Ursula: Well, Triton and MC will kill me if Ariel stays sad any longer. So perhaps I should... remove the problem entirely.
MC: *appears* OH COME ON NOT YOU TOO! Ursula, please for *looks around for Olaf or WALL-E, neither are around* FUCK'S sake, if you're going to be violent, go sign up on the registry sheet.
Ursula: *eyes sparkling* There's a registry sheet? I knew you were my favorite human!
MC: Wha-Why the FUCK did you and Scar have the same reaction?!
WALL-E wasn't too familiar with humans like Cruella because at the end of his movie, humans had learnt a lesson so he didn't realise that Cruella was insulting him. Oh, yeah, her fate was sealed because yet again, she called him tacky... In front of EVE and Tiana. EVE had her blaster arm in a minute and Tiana was once again ready to commit murder.
MC: *saw what was happening and is currently restraining Tiana* What did she do this time?
Tiana: SHE CALLED WALL-E TACKY.
MC: ...Carry on, then. *lets go of Tiana*
Cruella: WHAT?!
MC: Did you really think I'd let you get away with calling one of the most innovative and sweetest Valley residents tacky?
So I'm sure at this point you're probably wondering what Cruella did to piss Scar off. They started off great, bonding over murder and attempted murder and then Scar found out she tried to skin puppies and was disturbed. and then...
Cruella: You know, that pelt of yours would make an incredible coat.
Scar: *growling*Excuse me, what did you just say?
Cruella: You heard me.
MC: Scar. Please.
Scar:*sees MC is looking pretty pissed and stressed* Ugh. Fine
Cruella unfortunately survived that encounter with Maui because Maui had to meet up at Tiana's Palace as he'd been called for a meeting by Moana. Maui went to go join her and walked inside. The store was closed for maintenance as Tiana put it, but in reality some of the Villagers were meeting up to discuss Cruella. The list is as follows: Merlin, Ursula, Anna, Elsa, Kristoff, Tiana, Mickey, Daisy, Goofy, Donald, Minnie, Scrooge, Remy, Mirabel, Gothel, Ariel, WALL-E and probably more who I havent written yet.
this group is the Dreamlight Valley Council. (more on my hc here if you wanna read but be warned its long, rambly and also worldbuilding for a fic imma make and you may have to scroll a while before you find that specific section) This is no longer in canon territory but fuck it we ball. This is like a hc of mine where MC made a Valley Council so that everyone gets a say in major decisions and gets updated on situations. That is, if they'd like to be. Cruella decided the whole thing was tacky and that she'd have no part in it. So the Council meetings also became a place for everyone to pester MC into making sure Cruella doesn't bother them (aka get MC to ban her from being in the Village)
that;s all for now, as always i'll add more as i get them!
I love this side project so much. I SPENT AN HOUR SCROLLING THROUGH THE WIKI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
so as a quick lil recap these are the villagers i've written so far: Merlin, Ursula, Olaf, Mickey, Goofy, Donald, Scrooge, Minnie, Daisy, Gothel, Mirabel, Elsa, Anna, Kristoff, Tiana, Remy, Moana, Maui, Ariel, Pocahontas, WALL-E and Scar.
THAT MAKES 23
ARE YOU HAPPY OP
I HAD TO MAKE A SPIN THE WHEEL
by the stars, im invested
also take breaks because this is a LONG one
okay spinning the wheel
ROUND AND ROUND AND ROUND IT GOES
WHERE IT STOPS NOBODY KNOWS
well i know now and the next character issss....
Lumiere!
Lumiere thought he'd get along with Cruella in the beginning. After all, both of them had a flair for excitement and dramatics. What could possibly go wrong? What Lumiere hadn't accounted for was the fact that she was a fashionista. He was of course aware that she was a villain and at first thought she might've just been misunderstood. But then...
Lumiere: *has been talking with Cruella and Daisy for a while. Daisy only stayed for Lumiere's sake, as Cruella hadn't pissed him off yet.* Madame, I do so admire you and Mademoiselle Daisy for your passion and flair in fashion.
Cruella: Daisy? Fashionable? HA! Best joke you've made this entire time, Lumiere!
Lumiere: *is offended on Daisy's behalf because her fashion is amazing* ... I wasn't joking, Madame. Please, apologize to Mademoiselle Daisy *glances at Daisy, who is starting to look a little red* ....before this goes in a direction you may regret.
Cruella: And why exactly should I listen to a candlestick?
Lumiere: I'll have you know I am a candelabrum.
Cruella: Same difference, darling. And a candlestick like yourself is so out of fashion.
Lumiere: Come, Mademoiselle Daisy. Let us not waste our time on someone like Cruella.
MC: Truly living up to your name, eh Cruella?
Cruella/Daisy/Lumiere: MC?!
MC: *sigh* I was watching for the past few minutes. Lumiere, you handled that very well. THANK YOU for not choosing violence. And Daisy, don't forget there is a registry sheet.
Lumiere: * a glint in his eye*
MC: *noticies said glint* Never mind, I spoke too soon. Lumiere, let me introduce you to the registry sheet at Scrooge's Store.
Needless to say, Lumiere is inducted into the "LET'S PLOT MURDER" biweekly club at Tiana's Palace.
okay spinning the wheel again
ROUND AND ROUND AND ROUND IT GOES
WHERE IT STOPS NOBODY KNOWS
our next character is...
Cinderella! (just so you know, I'm pulling things for her from the wiki and all three movies, I consider the thrid movie as the canon story because it IS because time travel if you havent watched the thrid one WATCH IT it's iconic)
Cinderella, like Mirabel, had a weird sense of deja vu. Cruella reminded her awfully of her stepmother and Drizella. And while the two of them had been turned into frogs, Cinderella couldn't help but see Tremaine in Cruella. She disliked how often she asked of things and the sheer ignorance of how she refused to listen to other people. So intially Cruella put Cinderella on guard, but Cinderella was determined to be open-minded.
Cruella: Cinderella, darling, would you oh so terribly mind giving me your designer?
Cinderella: *shocked that Cruella has approached her and with such a nice request* ... O-of course! It's-
Cruella: You didn't let me finish, darling. I want to know so I can make fun of whoever let you step out of your house dressed in that.
Cinderlla: *geniunely mad* Well, I never! I thought there was some good in you, but you seem to have proven me wrong. I swear, I've been trying so hard to help you! Perhaps Mirabel was right and I never should've tried to appease you this whole time. And HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE DRESS I MET THE LOVE OF MY LIFE IN?! My fairy godmother worked very hard to make sure I could go to the ball in this beautiful dress!
Cruella: How incredibly emotional! I'm being moved to tears!
MC: *was walking by when they heard Cinderella shouting* That's enough, Cruella. Honestly, we've been over this so many times. DO NOT INSULT PEOPLE! CInderella, thank you for not-
Cinderella: *tears in her eyes as she proceeds to bitch-slap Cruella*
MC: *exasperated* Okay, maybe I should consider banishing you, considering you've done nothing but cause me and everyone here more stress. And I don't need stress while also trying to pay my mortgage.
Tiana: *falls out of the tree she was hiding in* YES! WOOHOOO!
MC: Tiana? You... were in... a tree? *wheezing*
last time for this reblog :)
ROUND AND ROUND AND ROUND IT GOES
WHERE IT STOPS NOBODY KNOWS
our next character is...
EVE!
For WALL-E's sake, EVE had been trying to be more open-minded. I just scrolled through the wiki: this is NOT OOC AT ALL. EVE IS SMITTEN WITH HIM IT"S ADORABLEEEEE. Cruella kept bothering her and yet again, calling her tacky. WALL-E had convinced her not to blaster people if she was insulted. But he didn't account for how headstrong EVE could be if WALL-E was insulted.
Cruella: *has bumped into EVE accidentally while Tiana was with her(Tiana was on "make sure no one kills each other" duty)* Ugh. You again. One of two tacky robots.
Tiana: Cruella! Come now, how would you feel if you were called that? (murmed to herself) not like that isn't accurate.
EVE: *complicated beeping (EVE is using forbidden robot profanity and is cussing her out)*
WALL-E: *was walking by and heard robot profanity. suprised pikachu face (or the best he can do with that)*
Cruella: Ah, and the tacky robots are reunited. Personally I think the grey and orange one is by far the tackiest.
EVE: *narrowed eyes and pulled out her blaster gun*
Tiana: *is incredibly mad* Oh.... you're in for it now, Cruella.
MC: *saw what was happening and is currently restraining Tiana* What did she do this time?
Tiana: SHE CALLED WALL-E TACKY.
MC: ...Carry on, then. *lets go of Tiana*
Cruella: WHAT?!
MC: Did you really think I'd let you get away with calling one of the most innovative and sweetest Valley residents tacky?
Tiana: What you give is what you get!
MC: Tiana, why don't we try and calm EVE down?!
EVE: *Is about to blast Cruella*
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Oho? you thought i was done?
NOPE! AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAH
anyway I didn't lie, I said it was the last time to spin the wheel!
this time I'm elaborating more on certain characters because I felt like I didn't write enough for them
First up is Merlin!
Merlin, like with all the other villains, immediately distrusted her. That was only accentuated further after he saw Cruella demanding so much of MC. He was one of the first villagers other than Tiana, who was first, that Cruella managed to piss off.
Cruella: Well, darling, don't you think that MC is dreadfully slow in fufilling tasks?
Merlin: *in shock* Cruella, MC has to do things for the entire Valley! There are 79 of us, including you and me!
Cruella: So? They obviuosly should be devoting more time to me.
~~ 5 minutes later at Tiana's Palace~~
Merlin: *bursts through the door, with a scowl on his face* Tiana, my dear, I am so sorry about that Cruella. Truly lives up to her name, eh? By any chance is it too late to join the anti-Cruella bi-weekly meeting?
Tiana: Of course not! Welcome, Merlin!
~~ooc: I went through the wiki. There is indeeed 79 characters in the Valley. I counted.~~
Next up is Ursula. This conversation happens before Ariel's scenario.
So intially she got along with Cruella and everyone was... not surprised. And then Cruella did her usual thing and made everyone feel weird.
Cruella: Honestly, Ursula, darling, everyone in this barely worth visiting Valley is so sensitive and boring.
Ursula: Agreed!
Cruella: And all the villains here pale in comparison to me! That unkempt lion is pathetic, Gothel is insufferably narcisistic, Jafar is drowning in that horrible outfit and don't even get me started on how chummy you and Hades seem to be with MC. Don't even get me started on how pathetic that MC is, refusing to let me do as I please. I mean, really, darling, a real villain isn't friends with anyone! I feel bad on your behalf. *smug af*
Ursula: *glaring* ... I'm starting to understand why no one wants to talk to you, my dear. First you insult my potions making business, and you've been scaring off customers by talking to me! You have 5 seconds to run before I switch back to my human form and absoulutely murder you.
Cruella: *looks her up and down* Like you could do any real damage.
Ursula: *has switched to her human form and is holding a big rock*
MC: *notices* OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE-*tackles Ursula to the ground and takes the rock*
MC: PLEASE! Do not take drastic measures. Ursula, I'm not going to make you apolgize because that was justified, but next time ask me before you go all violent.
Ursula: *is stunned MC will permit violence, eyes gleaming (she's estatic that they're finally learning)* Of course, angelfish.
~~5 minutes later: Ursula is still in her human form and has found Merlin walking with Tiana. Both of them are engrossed in their convo (talking about how much they dislike Cruella) and haven't noticed Ursula.~~
Ursula: *panting, she's not used to running*
Merlin: ?! Ursula? What happened?
Ursula: You were right, you pompous old windbag, she's a bitch. I hate her so much. MC just had to stop me from murdering her.
Tiana: ... Say, Ursula, would you perhaps be interested in joining the bi-weekly anti-Cruella club? We have a meeting right now, and we could use someone with your expertise.
Ursula: *noticeably happier* Say no more, dearie! I'm in.
If you haven't noticed by now, I'm giving charcters who I didn't really expand upon in my very first reblog of this post reasosn as to why they dislike Cruella.
Next is Olaf!
Cruella: *yapping to Olaf about how slow she thinks MC is and in general talking about herself*
Olaf: Cruella! Did you know-
Cruella: *interuptts him* Whatever it is I don't want to know, you annoying little snowman. You are the peskiest and one of my least favorite Villagers in the Valley.
Olaf: *he is MAD, he really wanted to try and be friends* Why do you have to be so mean to other people!
~~A few minutes later he talks to Anna and Elsa~~
Olaf:... And that's what happened.
Elsa and Anna: *look at each other sadly*
Anna: That's just the way some people are, Olaf.
Elsa: On the bright side, at least we can tell she's awful instead of having to wait to be betrayed? *all three have flashbacks to Hans*
Olaf: ... Yeah! Do you want to hear my fun facts today?
Elsa/Anna: Of couse we would!/Go ahead!
Elsa's below!
Okay so Elsa it was dislike on sight because her whole vibe just put her off. These two don't interact at all in canon, but I do feel like the way Cruella acts all self-important would be a red-flag in her book. Especially since she puts MC down so often.
MC: Elsa, seriuosly, are you sure you don't want to try fashion?
Elsa: Hmmm, I'm not the best at doing it traditionally.
Daisy: Me, MC and Minnie would all be happy to help!
Cruella: *jumps in out of nowhere* Her? Take fashion advice from you three? HA, how hilariuos! Either way, she clearly doesn't have what it takes to be a fashion designer.
Elsa: Hmm. I belive it's best id we take this conversation elsewhere, MC, Daisy.
~~10 minutes later at Tiana's Palace~~
Elsa: Tiana, may I join the club you made?
MC: Wait, what club?
Tiana: *nervous look* Well, you see...
*one explanation later*
MC: Ookay.
i've run out of ideas for the time being, but I'll reblog later expanding more on Anna, Kristoff, Mickey, Minnie, Goofy, Donald, Gothel and Scrooge.
NOOOOOOOO ofc!!! you did not create a problem I love this post too!!
seriuosly! I'm a headcanon gremlin, headcanoning is me!
i've legit lost tracked of how much I've reblogged it because I love writing them. If anything, It's just given me more experience writing all of these people in character, which is amazing considering I'm about to write a fic soooooo.
still no ideas yet but will reblog this isn't over till i get the whole cast done. when you think about it MC is insane because what do you mean that if you include the DLCs they know 79 people on a personal basis and mantains good friendships with all of them?
Mickey is a very nice and chill guy. And he is very emotionally literate from everything I've seen on the wiki. So he meets Cruella and he doesn't click with her. He was fine with not talking to her. And then everyone started saying things about her and he thought "surely she can't be that bad, can she?"
She was.
Cruella: Mickey, darling, I hear you asscoiate with that pesky little "designer" Daisy. Could you get her to leave me be? IT's not my fault she can't see my genius.
Mickey: Well, gosh, Cruella, I'm sorry. But what happened between you two?
Cruella: Don't get me started. She's constantly critiquing my designs and defends MC even though they clearly slack off when it comes to the Valley!
MC: *in the distance, has spotted Mickey, waving and smiling. They look exhausted as WALL-E helps them bring all the crops they harvested from the entire Valley to sell at Goofy's Stall*
Mickey: *starting to get annoyed* But, Cruella! How can you say that after they put is so much effort to make sure we're all comfortable?
Cruella: They clearly can't be efficient. It took them so long to get me some Fugu scales.
Mickey: *smile dropping, but he stays civil* Well, that's because the Fugu only appears when it's raining. MC can't control when it rains.
Cruella: Oh please, it doesn't change the facts!
Mickey: If you'll excuse me, I just remembered I promised Minnie we'd go on a walk.
*he did in fact promise her*
~~5 minutes later~~
Minnie: So you believe me, Donald and Daisy now?
Mickey: I'm sorry, I-
Minnie: *gently smiling and holding his hands* -was just trying to see the best in her. I know, and I love that about you.
MIckey: Aww, Minnie!
Minnie and Daisy's turn! They share a scenario
Minnie has explicitly stated serveal times in canon that she wants to try and be friends with the villains. She asks MC how she should go about trying to talk to Ursula, she makes Gothel a bow matching her dress (and doesn't get upset when Gothel brushes it off and takes it as a thank yoy) and supports WALL-E about helping Ursula and Merlin become friends(all of these were taken from the wiki)
Daisy doesn't like how self-important and smug Cruella is and is distrustful of her. She also dislikes Cruella's blatant disregard for other people's emotions and how they feel.
So when Minnie hears that Cruella is a fashion designer she and Daisy go to Cruella to talk fashion in an attempt to get along with her. But... it doesn't exactly go as Minnie hoped.
Cruella: So, I hear the two of you have started your own line, Dots and Daises? That's amazing.
Minnie: Yes, we have, actually. We could show you some of our designs-
Cruella: Minnie, darling, you didn't let me finish! It's amazing how you both think that line will flourish! Your *pointing at Minnie* bows are utterly hideous and your *pointing at Daisy* are incredibly tired.
Daisy: HEY-
Cruella: Luckily for you, I nearly have a new line ready! Of course, you're going to want to throw out your stock.
Minnie: *is visibly mad* Ooooh, Cruella! That was so MEAN! I think that you owe me and Daisy an apology.
Cruella: Why would I apologize to the likes of you?!
Daisy: *temper flaring like it did in DT17 in the episode Louie's Eleven. If you haven't watched that show, then picture Daisy with a similar anger to Donald.*
MC: HEY, HEY, HEY. Cruella, that was UNCALLED FOR! Minnie and Daisy have amazing designs.
Minnie: *about to cry, but manages an angry glare* If you'll excuse me and Daisy, we really must get going.
Goofy⬇️⬇️
So based on everything I saw on the wiki, Goofy is super friendly and the villains aren't very good at bringing him down. One thing I don't think he'd appreciate though, is Cruella being ungrateful for everything MC does. From when we meet him, Goofy is very respectful, super nice, and in his daily convos, it's mostly him asking us stuff about ourselves and occasionally asking us for advice.
MC: Oh! Goofy! Over here! I've got some crops to sell!
Goofy: Gawrsh, MC, you've harvested an awful lot this time around!
MC: How's it going, Goofy?
Goofy: I'm doing just fine!
Cruella: Ah, there you are MC! It's been so long since I asked you to get and skin that Fugu for me so I can use it in my fashions!
MC: Cruella, it's literally been 30 minutes and I'm a bit busy at the moment.
Cruella: Nonsense, you should be glad I'm even bracing you with my presence!
Goofy: *not smiling for once, has a stern, almost parental look on his face (look he gives me that vibe okay)* Now hold on a minute, Cruella. MC is doin' the best they can, juggling everyone's requests at the same time. And those Fugus only swin up to the surface when it's rainin'. Last I checked, it's bright and sunny.
Cruella: And what would you know? You're just a stupid, pesky fisherman.
Goofy: *is hurt by her words* Now, now. I get sad and angry jus' like everyone else. I just try an' look at the bright side of things!
Scrooge's turn!
So we all know that Scrooge is a businessman. Cruella thinks he's an old miser purely because of the accent. Either way, Cruella heard that Scrooge has multiple branches of his store and wanted her designs to be showcased, after Daisy turned her down.
Cruella: Scrooge, darling, surely someone as wealthy as you has a discerning eye?
Scrooge: *immediately suspiciuos* ...What 're ye talkin' about, Cruella?
Cruella: I'm only offering this to the best of the best, the creme de la creme! I'll allow you to showcase my designs in your pitiful store.
Scrooge: Now, lass, I'll give ye a chance and ignore the comment about me shop. But, I cannae blindly take ye designs and put them in me shop without first seeing them and evaluating whether or not me customers will buy! It's like I told Daisy when she an' Minnie asked me if they could have their designs in me shop. Ye need to show me the designs!
Cruella: Tch. And here I thought you'd have enough common sense to accept. I was going to walk away the moment you mentioned that pesky journalist, Daisy.
Scrooge: *accent got stronger* No wonder that lass dislikes ye so much, Cruella.
Cruella: What a hideous accent! Why are you subjecting my ears to that torture?
Scrooge: THAT'S IT! YE ARE BANNED FROM ME SHOP UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!
Cruella: Hmph!
okay that's all for now as I need to think of ideas for Donald and the others
I don’t actually have the Wishblossom Randh DLC yet, but I do know of Cruella’s Level 4 friendship quest in which Donald vandalizes her mannequins because she insulted Daisy. He only backs off because Daisy and Cruella made peace.
unfortunately, that wasn’t truly the case. He stands by Daisy and refused to talk to Cruella again after finding out about her and Minnie’s scenario. Before Mickey joins the anti Cruella club, Donald went with them. And he finds out via Ursula that Cruella continued to mock Daisy after she claimed to have made peace.
Donald: CRUELLA!
Cruella: Ugh, not him… What do you want?
Donald: *angry noises*
Cruella: *backing away, slightly scared*
Donald: *lunges for her*
MC: *was walking by, uses their magic to stop Donald* WHOA THERE DONALD! Is everything okay?
Donald: SHE LIED! SHE DOESN'T RESPECT DAISY AT ALL!
Cruella: That’s because there’s nothing to respect, darling. Your girlfriend is pathetic.
MC: *looking exhausted* Donald, please.
Donald: I- fine.
that’s all for now regrettably but I don’t have time to write anyone else :(
lmaooo including you and me this is now at the 20th reblog
aaaaaaaaaaa I've been itching to update this post but first I had to get used to typing on my phone and not my laptop 😭
moving on…
Gothel and her got along pretty well at first, bonding over the incompetence of everyone in the Valley, MC never really coming up... For a time at least.
As horrible a person as Gothel is, she's still nice to MC and even kinda protective of Rapunzel which is like... whaaaat????? (It's one of her daily convos)
And then came the fateful day...
Cruella: MC is dreadfully dull, aren't they? Can't even finish a task I set them in the amount of time I require it.
Gothel: *confused because MC gets stuff done quickly as they can* Oh? And how exactly have they offended you?
Cruella: I asked them just yesterday to get me some Fugu Scales and they still haven't delivered.
Gothel:*annoyed on MC's behalf* Fugus take a while to surface, Cruella.
Cruella: So? They still haven't delivered! They're so incompetent, I swear... *spots Rapunzel* Enough about that attention hog, that girl over there, with the long hair? What's her name, Rapunzial or something? That hair color would make for an excellent sash. I wonder if I can get her to give some up like I nearly did with Ariel's scales.
Gothel: You stay away from her, you hear me? You have no idea what I've done to protect that child. And while we're at it, MC is one of the most competent in this Valley, and sensible too after having helped me and others without complaint. So unless you want one more person against you in this Valley, I suggest you keep your mouth shut, or others will shut it for you. *smirking* I've heard there's been a few attempts at that already, hasn't there?
Cruella:*rolls her eyes* And here I thought you were respectable. Have fun looking like you just walked out of a medieval reeinatcment, darling. *laughing maniacally*
Gothel: *about to throw an uglification potion at her by "accident" *
MC: *running up to Cruella and is now too close for Gothel to use the potion, so Gothel reluctantly puts it away. MC gives her a pointed look* Cruella! I have the Fugu scales now!
Cruella: FINALLY! Took you long enough, darling, I was just about to recruit someone else.
Gothel: *utterly flabbergasted* Didn't you say it's been ONE day since you asked them to gather those scales?
Cruella: And that's far too long!
Gothel: Ugh. Just when I thought you couldn't get any worse. *stalks away*
Ursula saw the whole shebang and immediately recruited her for the bi-weekly anti-Cruella club. Gothel is ecstatic that she can bitch about her in peace.
Next up is Anna! I haven't done many of her quests yet but I'll be pulling from the wiki once again (hdjwrhjdjeridirjejd I just wanna playyyyyyyy but I am on holiday and we brought the ps5 and not the Xbox)
Anna kept hearing about Cruella's behavior from everyone else and made the fatal mistake of thinking "surely she can't be that bad?"
And then came her own encounter with Cruella. Anna was just chilling in Remy's Restaurant with Elsa and Olaf (as well as everyone in the restaurant), when Cruella stalked over.
Cruella: Anna, darling, indulging yourself?
Anna: *in the middle of demolishing a chocolate cake that Tiana and Remy were more than happy to make for her birthday. ooc:Yes, Cruella is judging her on her birthday. No, she is not the slightest bit sorry*
Anna: And? It's my birthday.
Cruella: I truly wouldn't have expected this level of barbarism from a princess. I mean really, darling, eating the whole thing by yourself is just savage.
Anna: *very, very, confused* But... I'm not??? The cake is for everyone to share, I just happen to be the first person to start eating.
Cruella: *looking around and has realized she has crashed. Anna's. birthday party. And that she may have majorly fucked up with the death glares she is receiving from everyone present*
Cruella:*stammering* That doesn't change anything! The way you eat is still lacking in grace and elegance.
Anna: *is hurt by the comment, and is trying to keep her cool.*
MC: *from the corner of the room, head in their hands* Why does she need to eat elegantly on her birthday? Why are you even here? I don't recall you being on the guest list.
Cruella: I don't need to be on a list, I'm Cruella De Vil!
Tiana:*raising an eyebrow* Aka the gal who just crashed a birthday party.
MC: Besides, it was Anna's choice to ban you and I wasn't going to disrespect her choice.
Later, after the party, Anna has also joined the club. She and some of the others are working on a list of reasons to present to MC, while Gothel, Ursula and Scar are presently plotting what to do, even Merlin joining in.
that's all for now because I have run out of timeeeee
i never really like how the movie just dismisses woody's voice box removal like that. i mean, he was literally freaking out about his arm in the second movie, but suddenly he was fine with having the ragdoll's equivalent of a spine removed?? IT MAKES NO SENSE!! his voice box is such an important aspect for his character!!!
anyways i needed an excuse for angst so have this 😋☝️
i want more woody content hes my fav character i cant take it anymore
this is hilarious to think about because that means the villains were worried too lmaoooo
It’s not like they care about you or anything, you’re just the most useful out of everyone there!
might reblog with more later this is itching my brain
I’m gonna cry I just read Gage: A sentient Ruler Romance
😭😭😭
IT WAS BAICALLY JUST SMUT
and then I read the next book…
AND NOW IT’S A THREESOME????
why YouTube shorts why did you recommend it to me
basically the protagonist Alice gets a call from her mother and she says that all the women in the family after their 27th birthday inherit a curse/gift depending on viewpoint. On their 27th birthday they inherit the ability to turn any object they stick up their private parts a PERSON. And so she immediately tries it out with a ruler, and then later does it with a pen at the ex rulers request
