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1. “Why did you do this to me?”
2. “Please, look at me, we still can fix it!”
3. “I loved you, and I lost you.”
5. “Don’t look at me like this.”
6. “I warned you about this.”
7. “Without you, I’m lost.”
8. “I should never have trusted you!”
9. “Look at what you did!”
10. “This is all your fault.”
12. “I don’t think I can forgive you after what you did.”
13. “I lost everyone, everything…”
14. “Wake up, wake up! No no no, don’t do this to me!”
15. “I gave you everything I could, and it wasn’t enough…”
16. “They were everything to me, and now they are dead…”
17. “How can I carry on like this?”
18. “Sorry, I shouldn’t have lied to you.”
19. “Where did you go? Come back, come back for me!”
21. “Please, don’t hurt me!”
22. “I’m sorry, I’m sorry! I’m never going to do this again!”
23. “…Why are you crying?”
25. “I thought I could trust you…”
26. “Will you ever forgive me?”
27. “I must go. Farewell.”
28. “Promise you will come back?”
29. “I’ve never been good at keeping promises.”
30. “This is probably our last goodbye.”
31. “I wish we could stay like this forever.”
32. “I want you to know, but I can’t tell.”
33. “You shouldn’t have said that.”
34. “I don’t want to fight anymore.”
35. “Our time here is over.”
36. “They were everything to me…”
37. “It gets worse at night, when I’m alone.”
38. “We shouldn’t have fallen in love.”
39. “Are we just going to pretend nothing happened?”
40. “Smile. Fake a laugh. Anything.”
41. “We are all used to some kind of pain.”
42. “You used to be so great.”
43. “What happened to you?”
44. “What did they do to you?”
45. “I would do anything for you, but would you do the same?”
46. “I fell in love with a ghost.”
47. “Stop pushing me away!”
48. “You sound distant… Is everything okay?”
49. “Will I ever see you again?”
50. “In my dreams, I still see them”
51. “I don’t think of you as a protector. More like a distraction.”
52. “On a scale of one to Australia, how dangerous are we talking?”
53. “It’ll be easy. You just have to seduce them.” “You’re kidding, right? I’m about as seductive as a cabbage!”
54. “No, you don’t understand. Once a month, I turn into a raging monster.” “Isn’t that part of your normal bodily function?” “Not the one you’re thinking of.”
55. “Is this one of those times when you want me to lie to protect your delicate emotions?”
56. “So… what are you thinking about?” “How I’m going to take over the world.”
57. “Have you ever loved someone so much it actually ached? It sucks. Especially when it’s someone you used to hate.” “Hey!” “I said ‘used to’, didn’t I?”
58. “How’s the meeting?” “I want to stab everyone.” “Don’t get blood on your dress. We have dinner reservations at seven.” “Love you for enabling me.” “Love you too.”
59. “I don’t care where I’m sleeping, as long as it’s with you.”
60. “Oh, so you think I’m cute when I’m angry? Well, get ready because I’m about to be gorgeous.”
61. “Do you really need all of that candy?” “Do you really need to ask?”
62. “I have to go… iron… my cat…”
63. “It’s okay. You don’t have to love me.”
64. “If I’m going to sit in this car any longer, my spine will cave in.” “I’m pretty sure that’s not how it works.”
65. “For God’s sake! Who have you killed now?”
66. “Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?” “Not until four.”
67. “Just know that I love you. I love you with all of my fucked up, piece of shit heart.”
68. “Just call the police. No one has time for your Nancy Drew shenanigans.”
69. “I told you that you would get stuck, you moron. Hang on while I call the fire department and take pictures.”
70. “You know what they say, panicking burns a shit ton of calories.” “Who even says that?” “Me. Just now.”
71. “You sir, need to calm the hell down. You’re at a fifteen and I need you at like, a seven.”
72. “I had a thought.” “Oh no.” “I swear it’s a good one this time!”
73. “You had this planned all along, didn’t you? You little shit.”
74. “I don’t go looking for trouble, I enjoy befriending it.”
75. “A is for organization.” “According to WHAT alphabet?”
76. “Well, isn’t this a nice change of scenery?” “It’s a prison cell.” “I was being sarcastic.”
77. “Ready for another year of awkward conversation and unmet familial expectations?” “No, but I brought tequila, so I will be soon.”
78. “Somehow, you don’t even have to open your mouth to make my head hurt.”
79. “You’re one insult away from starting a war.”
80. “What on Earth are you doing?” “Nothing… just living on the edge.”
81. “What the hell kind of noise was that?” “I sneezed.” “That was not a sneeze.”
82. “How long have you been standing there?” “Longer than you’d like.”
83. “When did you become so smart, oh wise one?” “Since I stopped listening to you.”
84. “I want to go home.” “And I want to go to the moon. It ain’t happening, sweetheart. Time to accept that.”
85. “I love you.” “No you don’t.” “You’re right, but this seemed like the part of our fight where I should say it.”
86. “I’d agree with you, but then we would both be wrong.”
87. “I swear to God I am important, I just can’t… prove it. Yet.”
88. “If we get arrested, it’s your fault.”
89. “I warned you not to hurt his sister.”
90. “That’s like comparing cookies to cake. It just doesn’t work.”
91. “Did you know that you’re broken?”
92. “It’s not the first time I’ve been stood up.”
93. “I don’t go to a lot of parties.”
94. “You here to finish me off, sweetheart?”
95. “If someone gets nosy, just… you know… shoot ‘em.” “Shoot ‘em?” “Politely.”
96. “What I lack in common sense I make up for in sarcasm.”
97. “Why don’t you pick on someone your own size?”
98. “Why do you hate me?”
99. “Just how stupid do you think I am?”
100. “I can take care of myself.”
101. (Ooh I know you see me-) “here catch… Don’t catch with your face! … Wait what’s in there?” “You fucking threw rocks at my face!”
