hi smoshblr i’ve been lurking in the shadows and drafting fics but iiii am bored an want to just open x reader requests so send them my way!
i primarily write for angela but if you have a concept for somebody else that speaks to me i’ll see what i can cook up 😛
also i am a lesbian. i can and do write for men in other fandoms but for smosh i fear i’ll be deeply picky. there are enough spencer fic writers in the world, dont worry ♥️
[i will also take requests for grace chasity and lex foster from npmd and blqck friday ^_^]
Hey curious I saw your master list and the Hair Pulling — Angela Giarratana x Fem!Reader piqued my interest but it wasn’t link and I can’t find it. Is is it still posted?
I unfortunately never posted it! It is one of my works right now and i’ve had a couple of people ask for it so i’ll be working on that and have it out as soon as possible if anyone wants to be added to the taglist for that fic!
Hi I would like to humbly request a Spencer Agnew x reader fic where Spencer gets jealous and reader and the other smosh members tease him for it and reader starts openly doting on spencer a lot more once they notice. Maybe reader is a coworker and they have a new hire or a guest that is openly flirting with reader.
Spencer: 1, Jealousy: 0
pairing: Spencer Agnew x cast!reader
summary: There's a new potential hire that has Spencer's vision going green, even though he has no real need to worry
warnings: a few uses of Y/n (like two times)
word count: 2.2k
a/n: I was basically done with the fic when I realized I didn't really incorporate the teasing but I hope you still like this anon!!
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Spencer wouldn't consider himself a jealous person. He, on many occasions, has said how he tries to avoid confrontation if he can. Plus he is very secure in his relationship. It's easy to be when you've been in love for the past four years.
And yet...
He's watching you explain the rules of a new board since you’re the only one who's played it before, but instead of focusing on you, his eyes are on one of the new potential hires, Danny. When they first met the other day, he hadn't had any issues with him and he thought he was nice and polite when he was working out the upcoming filming schedule to slip in each potential hire in.
Now, he's not quite sure of him.
Danny's leaning in close to you, cracking jokes quiet enough so only you can hear as they — you, Danny, Spencer, Shayne, and Angela — play a quick test round. Shayne spares a quick glance at Spencer, a silent oh? that neither can comment on before Angela lets out a loud groan when she realizes she's losing.
"Oh yeah Ange, you're dead now," you laugh as you shift your attention towards her, leaning over the table with your knee propped on the chair to reach over to hand her a card. Spencer reaches out, resting a hand on your hip so you don't topple over but he notices that Danny's hand hovers over your hip as well.
He turns his head, only to see Danny already looking at him, a subtle smirk on his face.
Oh. So that's how he wants to go about this.
"Careful there, wouldn't want you to hurt that pretty face of yours," Danny grins as you wobble just slightly as you lower yourself back into your seat. Spencer freezes, and for a moment he almost wants to commend the guy on having the balls to flirt with you so openly. Keyword, almost.
"Oh trust me, I've fallen off these chairs tons of times. There's probably a compilation somewhere," you laugh as you settle back into your seat. "But Spence always checks me out afterwards so it's all good." You tip your head back, just enough to where he can see your goofy little smile and suddenly things are okay again.
"Maybe I'll have to make sure you don't hurt yourself too."
And it's gone.
But he doesn't get much time to dwell on it before Anders calls to let them know that filming will start in 30 minutes so they can take a small break. Angela and Shayne head off the Games Stage — Shayne gives Spencer another look and this time Angela joins in, having picked up on it too, but he just gives them a short nod in silent reply — leaving the three of you at the table.
"Hey Spence—"
"Hey Y/n—"
You both go quiet for a moment before you let out a small laugh, turning your attention to Danny. "You go first."
"I was wondering if you could go over the rules again, I'm a little lost with the special cards," he explains and Spencer has a small suspicion he's lying out of his ass.
"Oh yeah totally!" You hum as you get up from your seat to gather up all the cards. Pointedly when you’re not looking, Danny throws a smug look over to Spencer before relaxing it when you come back, laying out all the cards on the table to explain them all again.
Spencer doesn't even know why he's feeling jealous right now. It's not like you’re doing it on purpose. You love explaining games to people, it's why he loves pulling your favorite games to play on the channel, just so he can see that giddy smile on your face while you’re explaining the rules to whoever's filming that day. So this is normal. He knows it is. And yet there's this pit forming in his chest as he watches Danny lean closer, not even paying attention as you go over each card again.
He ends up getting up, not wanting to watch Danny continue to flirt with his oblivious girlfriend and instead heads off to the side to scroll through his phone to distract himself until the break's over. He doesn't know how long he's been scrolling before he feels a warmth drape over his back and despite the shitty mood he's put himself in, he can't help the small smile on his face.
"Yeah?" He reaches back, gently petting your hair before you weasel yourself under his arm and wrap your arms around his middle.
"Nothing," you mumble, burying your face against his ribs, "just felt like bothering you before Shayne and Ange got back." Your hands fiddle with the hem of his hoodie and he knows exactly what you’re trying to do.
"You're not slick, sweetheart," he tsks but he's taking off his hoodie anyways, helping you through each sleeve even though you’re more than capable of putting it on yourself.
"And yet you indulge me anyways," you grin once your head pops through the top, hair mussed up and falling into your eyes. And your smile only grows when your eyes flutter close when his hands reach out to gently fix your hair for you.
Shayne and Angela come back and Anders is calling for everyone to get back in their seats. You reluctantly pull away, but not before sneaking a kiss that makes him freeze for a moment. It's not that he wasn't expecting it, it was pretty obvious what you were playing at, but he just wasn't quite used to it. The two of you try to keep pda to a minimum at work, only ever really sneaking kisses when alone or when either of them have to part to get something done.
(One time, early on in the relationship, Arasha had the misfortune of walking in on the two of you making out in the Games Stage when the two of you thought you were the only ones still around. Safe to say she still gives you shit for it, dubbing it The Incident, and forcing you two to watch yourselves at work.)
However Spencer seems to always have a hand somewhere on you, unable to help himself, so everyone's just gotten used to seeing his arm around your shoulders, around your waist, or even having a finger hooked around a belt loop if your pants have them.
And yet you stole a quick kiss and took the teasing from your friends as everyone settled back into their seats. Spencer wonders for a moment why the sudden affection when he sees Danny's jaw clench when he sits down.
Oh? Did you pick up on his flirting? You must've, unless it's just a funny coincidence.
"You cold? I would've given you my hoodie," Danny says, his grin just a tad forced as cameras do their last check.
"Just a little," you hum, fixing the sleeves of your — Spencer's — hoodie so your hands are uncovered, "but I really wanted Spencer's."
He looks over and Danny's already looking at him, lips in a thin line that doesn't last very long before Anders is giving them the cue to start. His face relaxes and soon enough you’re doing the video's intro.
Normally whenever he's filming, Spencer just focuses on what they're playing, not worrying or thinking about anything else. But today's different. Because throughout the game you keep sneaking little touches here and there.
A brief touch to his thigh. A poke to his cheek. Fixing his glasses. Holding his wrist. (That one was because you tried sneaking a look at his cards but he still counts it as part of the growing collection.) At one point you even brush a hand through his hair.
And every time he freezes for just a moment before melting into each touch. At some point he starts copying you. Fixing your hoodie sleeve. Poking your ribs. A touch to your thigh that lingers. Tugging your ear. (That one's for trying to cheat off his cards.) Shayne and Angela catch on, both of them sending looks of amusement but decide to not comment, letting the two of you flirt like annoying teenagers.
Spencer doesn't even care about winning — he's dead last and Angela casted a card that guarantees he's out in the next five turns anyways — anymore, instead he's more focused on finding ways on sneaking touches with you. Plus seeing Danny try and fail to win your attention is a nice bonus and more than makes up for the humiliating loss he's wracking.
"Noooo!" You shout, slumping over the BAF table after Danny plays a card that causes you to lose half of your points. "Angela! Help me and I'll give you—" you glance around before your eyes focus on Shayne's hand, "Shayne's wedding ring!"
"Why are you betting my wedding ring!" Shayne yells before laughing and holding onto the table. The room cracks into laughter and you fall into Spencer's side, clutching onto his arm as you try to catch your breath.
"Fuck it, Angela don't help Y/n and I'll give you her promise ring!"
"What the fuck!" You roar into laughter again, wiping the stray tears that break through your waterline.
"You started this!"
"Promise ring?" Danny asks between everyone's laughter and Spencer can't help the smug look on his face when him and you hold up your right hands, where your matching silver bands on your ring fingers shine under the light. You’re giggling, slumping to the side so you’re draped over his shoulder.
"Yeah, we got them our third anniversary," you explain once you’ve got your giggles under control. And Spencer gets a great deal of satisfaction when he watches Danny deflate, the idea of you ever reciprocating his flirting dissipating.
After the outburst, the game picks back up. Spencer's looking over his cards when he feels you poke his thigh and place a card down. He takes it and subtly adds it to his hand and realizes you’ve given him the card that kills and steals all the accumulated points of the entire game of the person of his choosing.
As satisfying as it would be to use it on Danny, his way of saying 'fuck you for flirting with my girlfriend in front of me', he knows the person he has to use it on. So on his next turn he places it in front of Angela, who immediately yells and everyone breaks into laughter again.
"And with that, Spencer wins the game!" You announce.
"What the fuck! You're kidding, I was winning!" Angela laments and slumps over the table.
"Maybe you should've helped me when you had the chance, and maybe I would've given you the ultimate card." You shrug and she only gasps.
"You cheated!" She accuses and points at you and Spencer.
"I simply helped," you smile before looking at the main camera to do the outro, focusing hard to not laugh at Angela's sputtering and complaining.
Anders calls cut and Danny's the first to get up. At least he thanks everyone before heading off the Games Stage. Everyone else staggers out until it's just Spencer and you left at the table.
You’re cleaning up the cards when he wraps his arms around you from behind. "So..." he starts, his right hand moving to rest over you, your rings pressing together.
"So..." you echo, tilting your head back until it rests against his shoulder. You know what he's trying to say, but it's fun playing along.
"You were awfully touchy," he grins, knowing what you’re doing.
"Touchy? I think I was touching you the normal amount," you hum, closing up the box the cards came in before turning around in his arms. Your arms settle over his shoulders and his naturally settle around your waist.
"Honey—" he starts but is pleasantly interrupted by a kiss instead.
"As much as I enjoy seeing you get jealous over a guy that has no chance—" he opens his mouth to defend himself before you just continue on, "—I don't like you getting worked up. So it was my way of taking care of you while we were filming."
"It was that obvious, huh?"
"Very," you grin, pulling him closer. "I know I used to be pretty oblivious—" that gets a laugh out of him, "but I can tell when people are flirting with me." Before he can make fun of you — because you know him and you know he was going to bring up how when he used to flirt with you before you started dating you couldn't tell — you beat him to the punch by kissing him again. One of your hands makes its way from his shoulders, settling at the back of his head and gently gripping his curls.
He hums into the kiss, his hands moving to splay over your lower and upper back. You’re pressed against the table when you pull away, slightly breathless, "since you're definitely not jealous, why don't we get out of here?"
"Not jealous," he presses a kiss to the corner of your mouth, then to your cheeks, "but yeah, let's go home."
By the end of the week, much to Spencer's relief, it's decided that it's best for everyone if Danny doesn't continue with Smosh.
He kisses you a little harder and makes sure there isn't any space between you that night when you’re laying in bed after reading Ian's email.
And he makes a mental note to ask Shayne about engagement ring ideas.
Omg what about reader getting invited into smosh mouth (maybe for the parent week this) and talking about how her daughter loves coming to the office and how her fav cast member is Spencer and everyone just thinks it’s supper cute
Smosh Mouth: Parents Week
pairing: Spencer Agnew x single girl mom!reader
summary: You join in as the special guest for this week's Smosh Mouth episode, joining in on Parents Week and talking about your daughter and her not-so-secret favorite cast member
warnings: usage of Y/n (like 3 times, all in the beginning of the fic)
word count: 1.8k
a/n: trust that I am getting through these requests lmao I think it's taking me longer bcs I don't want to disappoint lol. Back to the fic, I was so excited to get this bcs I did think about writing a Parents Week fic but I wasn't sure about what but then this request came in! It also excites me that people enjoy And Three Makes... universe enough to want to request fics!! And I know I said the next fic was gonna be about why reader's a single mom but I just knew I had to write this when it came in. Also if anyone was wondering about the timeline, this is set right before Golden Lilypads, hence why Spencer and reader act the way they do lol. Anyways enough of me yapping, I hope you enjoy this anon and thanks for the request!!
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"Here at Smosh we only have you and two other people —"
"We only have three parents on Smosh." Amanda says as she readjusts herself on her chair, fixing up the baby in the bassinet between her and Shayne.
"Yeah, not many."
"And it's me, Alex Aguilar, and Y/n!"
"That's right. Y/n, come out here."
You pop in from behind the cameras, where you’ve been waiting for your cue while Shayne and Amanda were talking for the first half of the recording. You sit down on the middle sofa-chair, adjusting the mic before settling in and making yourself comfortable.
"Y/n, thank you for joining us." Shayne smiles and you smile back at him.
"Happy to be here." You hum, smiling at Amanda. "It's not like me and Alex played rock, paper, scissors to see who was going to do this."
"And you won so that means you were the lucky one joining us," Amanda says, nodding her head but you just give her a smile that says otherwise. Everyone breaks into a laugh. "Okay, I'm choosing to believe you won and wanted to do this with us today."
"Fans have probably not gotten to see you since... oh god, was it the last hide and seek video?" Shayne says, turning to look at you for confirmation.
You nod, "yeah and before that it was probably... the last crew TNTL?" You laugh a little before shrugging. "It's been a while, that's for sure."
"Well at least the fans are getting more you content," Amanda smiles.
"Yeah they are. I know Spencer mentioned wanting to get me on a Games video but I told him that'll probably be a birthday thing if he ever manages to convince me," you say with a shrug. Shayne and Amanda share a look across the set that you unfortunately miss, too busy pulling your shirt down to notice.
"Anyways!" Amanda segues, "you're a mom! Out of the three parents here at Smosh, you've been doing this the longest."
"Oh yes, yes! By the time this comes out," you glance off to the side, looking for Selina, who gives you a thumbs up. "Yeah so by the time this comes out Shrimpy will have turned three."
Despite working at a media company, you’ve kept pretty private about your life. Especially so when it comes to Cameron. You only call her by her nickname whenever you talk about her on camera, just for your peace of mind. And when it comes to your social media, you usually post photos of your toddler where her face is mostly covered.
"Three? Wow, she's getting so big," Shayne coos. "I still remember the first time you brought her into the office. She was so little I swear I could hold her in one hand."
"She still is!" Amanda says, "I swear she's barely bigger than my and Alex's babies."
You laugh, "yeah she's my little shrimpy. To be fair, toddlers just look small when you're not used to them and she's the only toddler here."
"Wait not to jump too much but I don't think I know how she got Shrimpy as her nickname," Amanda cuts in, adjusting her mic absentmindedly.
"Oh it's simple really," You smile, relaxing in your seat as you also pull your mic in. "When the nurses placed her on my chest after I gave birth, she immediately curled up. Like a little shrimp. So I've always called her Shrimpy since she was born. You can ask Spencer, before I even signed the birth certificate I was calling her my little shrimpy."
Amanda and Shayne both let out awws at the information before Amanda cuts herself off. "Cut this—" she starts, glancing off to the side towards Selina before looking back at you. "You're telling me Spencer was there when you gave birth?"
"Did you not know?" You say, your head tilting in slight confusion. "Yeah I called him at like 3 am and was like 'sorry to wake you up, but I'm in labor'." You laugh, "he rushed over and drove me to the hospital and kept me from freaking out."
Amanda and Shayne share another look and this time you do catch it but you don't get much time to dwell on it before Shayne's changing the topic. "Back to Shrimpy, you've mentioned she's enjoying daycare."
You beam, "oh yeah she totally does! When she was little—"
"She's still little," Amanda laughs.
"When she was littler," you correct with a small laugh, "she just slept most of the time but now that she's older she actually participates with all the little activities they plan. And she loves arts and crafts days."
"Yeah, most of your desk is covered in her drawings," Shayne laughs. "You even bought a board to pin them on because you were running out of room."
Your smile softens, "yeah our fridge is covered so I started bringing them to my desk here but then I had to buy a board like a few weeks ago."
"Spencer's desk is going to end up like yours soon," Shayne laughs and Amanda looks at you.
"Oh yeah she’s always giving him drawings," she says. "Actually speaking about Spencer, he's her favorite person here, minus you obviously."
You nod, "whenever I bring her into the office and I need to get something done, she'll always find her way to wherever he is and hang out with him."
"Oh yeah it's super adorable seeing her walk around, like she's on a mission to find him," Shayne says as he pulls his mic in. "Like listeners and viewers, imagine the cutest toddler ever—" that gets you smiling, proud of the description of your baby, "—just waddling after Spencer all over the office."
"Oh my god yes!" Amanda exclaims. "It's like the cutest thing ever and sometimes Spencer gives her little tasks. I remember one time he was setting up for a Board AF video and he let her hand everyone their character piece."
"I've seen whenever he's at his desk he'll let her 'sign off' on papers," you add on, making air quotes before letting your hands rest back on your lap, where you’re curled up on your seat. "And she looks very proper and serious, and honestly her handwriting's kinda legible so I have no complaints."
"Even with the child labor?"
"I can excuse it when he's helping her practice writing," you laugh. "Plus he always lets her nap on the Games Stage couch. If I can't find them in the common areas, they're usually on the couch, Shrimpy napping while he's working nearby to make sure she doesn’t fall off."
"It's also adorable whenever he lets her carry his water bottle and she's walking after him," Amanda adds on. "Not to mention whenever he lets her steal his caps."
"Or the serious face she gets when he's carrying her while he's directing," Shayne tacks on. "I remember when we were filming the Am I The Asshole Board AF video he had her on his lap the entire time and she looked so serious it was like she was directing us. It's so adorable."
"Well you heard it here folks," you say, grabbing your mic, bringing it in close and lowering your voice for dramatics, "my toddler's favorite cast member is Spencer by a large margin."
"Okay but who's her second favorite?" Amanda asks. You hum for a moment, thinking it over.
"Honestly? I have no idea. It's probably either Damien because I know she likes it when he talks to her in silly voices or Trevor—" you look directly at the center camera, pointing at it, "—because I know he sneaks her snacks when I'm not watching."
"Wow Trevor, I can't believe you bribe toddlers," Shayne sighs, shaking his head in mock disappointment. You and Amanda copy him, the three of you in fake disappointment before you all crack into laughter.
"I would say you should bring her in but she's just gonna stick either to your side or Spencer's," Shayne says.
You smile, "I should. She's been asking me when she can hang out with him," you laugh. "She can't go long without her favorite person."
"Must run in the family," Amanda murmurs but you manage to catch it, your head snapping toward your friend's direction. Your eyes widen slightly, mouth slackening but before you can question her on the remark you hear Shayne start off the outro and you snap out of it and join in on the goodbye.
"Great job guys!" Selina calls from behind the cameras. "You guys are officially free now."
"Not me, I got a Pit video to film later," Amanda groans as she and Shayne begin to head out. You’re still sitting, not quite over Amanda's hushed comment. You only get up when the camera crew start taking down and putting away their things in their rightful places.
"Must run in the family..." you mumble to yourself, pushing the doors open as you head to your desk to pack up. This was all you had on your schedule so you’re taking a short day and picking Cameron up from daycare early.
You don't need to have Spencer in your life constantly. It's not like you’re constantly hanging onto all your interactions together, Amanda’s just reading into things.
And yet—
"Hey! You're done for the day, right?" Spencer appears and immediately there's a small smile on your face from hearing him.
"Yeah, just finished with the Parents Week video for the Smosh Mouth episode," you say as you fall into step, heading towards your desk together. He stays nearby as you pack your things, falling into your usual conversations. "I think you'll enjoy this episode when it comes out."
"Yeah, because I'd totally be mentioned in the parent themed video," he jokes, fixing his cap.
"Well, you'll just have to see," you grin, shrugging your bag on as you walk towards the doors.
"So any plans?"
"I was gonna pick Cami up early so we could go out for a bit before dinner," you explain, letting him hold the door open as you walk through the parking lot. "Actually," you stop by your car, turning to face him, "do you want to join us? Cami's been asking when she can see you again."
Spencer blinks and points at himself. "Me? Cami's been asking for me?"
You let out a small laugh, reaching out to playfully push his shoulder. "Yes Spence, you. I know you don't believe it but she adores you. So?"
"I mean if you're sure you don't mind."
"Of course, I wouldn't offer if I did," you smile. "So we'll come by to pick you up and we can go out to eat?"
"Sounds good to me," Spencer grins and something settles in your chest that you promptly ignore as you get into your car.
Must run in the family...
Are you really that much like your daughter? You choose not to dwell on it as you pull out of the parking lot, waving at Spencer, the smile still on your face as you think about what you’ll do for the rest of the day.
Out of sight, out of mind, and you’ve got more important things to dwell on than a little comment from Amanda. But your smile only grows when you think about Cameron's face when she sees Spencer later.
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