Incorrect High Rollers Quotes

They've definitely said all these things. Mod: NathalieTheTropekeeper.

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Sentry, standing on top of the Twin Star: Fly me closer, I want to hit them with my sword!

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Nova: Well, I have a shield now, so I think Lucius would agree this was all worth it.

Quill, sighing: The worst part is he probably would.

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Nova: I think I saw my life flash before my eyes 15 times in the last 10 minutes.

Aila: I think I also saw your life flash before your eyes.

Quill: I don't think there was a point at which my life wasn't flashing before my eyes.

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Quill: If I have to backflip out of the way of another death beam I'm gonna consider writing Hadar a very sternly worded letter

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Quill: Who would have thought that having a bag full of nothing but diamond dust would have been so useful.

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Aila: You guys are lucky I'm so strong because otherwise I'd probably have a lot of back pain from having to carry this team.

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Johan: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU "WENT TO SPACE"?!?!?!?!?!

[nathaliehaha]

Nova has self esteem issues

[elennare]

Quill [down on one knee]: will you marry me?

Lucius [whispering to Nova]: is he flirting with me?

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Nova: Is this a bad plan?

Tiangong: Yes.

Nova: Do we have any better options?

Tiangong: No.

Nova: Cool.

Nova: We got this.

[janamensch]

Nova: (hits something with Tiangong)

Tiangong: Yes :)

Nova: (misses something with Tiangong)

Tiangong: No :(

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Zaxravos (to themself): Finally! I have escaped the clutches of those cretinous fools! Now, I will activate the explosive trap and toast them to smithereens! There's no way they can get down the ladder quickly enough to reach me in ti...

*knee-shattering thump*

Zaxravos: ...why do I hear boss music?

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Nova: My knees really hurt.

Aila: I'm truly amazed that you even have knees still.

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Sentry: You took everything from me

Kalus: I don't even know who you are

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Nova: The stars are beautiful tonight.

Aila: They really are.

Nova: You know what else is beautiful?

Aila: W-what?

Nova: Captain Thalia.

[roxywashere]

Glasses

Nova and Thalia grieve for their lost friend, together.

AKA: My first actual fanwork contribution to the high rollers fandom

(Also on AO3)

Keep reading

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An entire fanfic I wrote counts as a quote right

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Nova's a mess, y'all

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This counts as a quote, right?