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@timburriisms
“Alright, you’re not real normal here. What’re you? Got a bit too much skin to be a resident of this place.”
@pacxfxsm
“You’re not from here, are you, kiddo? How’d you manage to get here so... alive?”
@deacltective
“D’you need something or are you here doing your so-called detective work? Hope y’know that drinking and monologuing only really counts as detective work in movies.”
“Of course. We have tomorrow off so I’ll just add it to the list of errands we need to run.”
“Did you have another idea for tonight’s dinner?”
“Yeah, actually. I’ve got a good plan for dinner. Mind just trusting me on it? Since y’know tomorrow night’s dinner will be fine.”
‘ okay, no, i’m not going to wear bean sprouts, obviously. but you know what i can do with them? cook. people are always up and arms about culinary expertise. haven’t you ever seen a cooking show? ‘
“Of course I’ve seen a cooking show. I just don’t see how that’s a good thing to really get excited about. There’s probably more you can do with potatoes. Or wheat. Why don’t you get excited over bread because of the possibilities? What’s so special about beans’s really my point.”
‘ i rebuke that statement. you’ve seen heavens and madame herringbone together. she gets him excited over… over… fabrics, or double breasted… pockets, or whatever. it isn’t my fault no one else can see the marvels of bean sprouts. ‘
“Yeah, but that’s her job and Goods is real passionate about looking nice. There’s a difference. You planning on showing off your beans all day? Or working with ‘em? You wanna wear bean sprouts?”
@mxgoodheavens
“So you’re saying you want what for dinner? Y’know I’m fine with cooking it but that would need a lot more shopping. For, y’know, ingredients. We could have that tomorrow if you want.”
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@smokedetectived
“What d’you want? ‘m busy. Goods said we’ve got something to do today and he’s not happy when I’m late, so if you’ve got something to say, get out with it.”
‘ what’s not exciting about bean sprouts??? for starters, they’re delicious! and second?? they go with so many things! tofu, stir fry, pasta salads… the possibilities are limitless!!! ‘
“Vet, it’s just food. Y’don’t see me getting excited about my favorite food and you don’t see... anyone getting this excited about anything. You’ve gotta take a breath and realize that the possibilities got limitations and you ain’t gonna get anyone this excited ‘bout bean spouts of all things.”
@bcneup
“Alright, kid, you’re going off about bean sprouts and you’ve lost everyone in the room. Namely, me. What’s so damn exciting about beans?”
good heavens voice tbh: steak. steak he's starting things again. stEAK
“What’s even there to start now? Kid’s got problems.”
can’t figure out the theme so I’m gonna do a tag dump now instead