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omtai

What a glorious feeling im happy again!

hiimdaz

I was then shot fifty-seven times.

omtai

I then got fifty-seven bandaids and kept that shit movingggggg!!!!!!!

hiimdaz

You know what you're right, hell yeah for bandaids!!!

A common misconception about clinical depression is that there is always a reason that you're depressed. I don't have the "things feel extra bad" disorder I have the "YOU feel extra bad" disorder

The film picks up a bat and starts viciously beating me to death

#uptown girls #la la land #the maze runner #there's more I just have short term memory problems #project hail mary #the bat has nails in it #so i should also add #TWD #the walking dead

omtai

What a glorious feeling im happy again!

hiimdaz

I was then shot fifty-seven times.

omtai

Sometimes I hope I'm the random funny post on somebody's dash that makes them giggle and uplifts their day a little bit

#I repost most of the posts that uplift my day #sometimes it's just stupid shit that has no relevance or actual comedic value #it's just one to two sentence posts that I read in a funny voice

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computer. die young by kesha. loud enough to kill

i feel like the elephant in the room if it was dressed up like a clown also everybody at the function hates elephants but not clowns so as long as I'm acting like a fucking fool they won't have to address me

#also they intentionally laid the furniture in a way that I'd step on any of it if i got too comfortable #therefore revealing to everybody who already knew that I am an elephant and not in fact the funny clown #as long as I keep this big stupid red nose on my face they'll tolerate me but never get to know me personally #because of course they still hate elephants #like rudolph kinda but not really #if his nose didn't glow he would still just be a freak with a red nose #rudolph is not an elephant #or a clown #you see it's poetic because I can stop being a clown but i can't stop being an elephant #but I won't change what I can because then everybody will see that i'm an elephant

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i collect reaction pics from my mutuals' posts like i'm picking berries while walking in the forest

It's finally the season that calls for watching that one movie for a full week and then forgetting that it exists until next year around this time

#oh how I love the season #No movies in between #just this one movie back to back until I yearn for my comfort movies again #i can't wait to watch the dark crystal as soon as my marathon movie goes back on the shelf #the dark crystal is ALWAYS the chaser btw. Every year #what is your marathon season movie

I'm gonna be honest if my microwave makes a noise that sounds even slightly expensive I just take the food out as-is. It's okay if it's cold in the middle, I love when it's cold in the middle anyway