𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒋𝒖𝒊𝒄𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒖𝒔𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒍 - 𝒂𝒄𝒕 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒔𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔
just in time for spooky month! content warning for: death, suicide, coarse language, and sexual themes. feel free to change pronouns/names/tense as needed!
❝ in times like these, we have no words. we only have each other. ❞
❝ you’re invisible when you’re sad. ❞
❝ grown-ups wanna fix things; when they can’t, it only fills them with shame. ❞
❝ is it being greedy to need someone to see me? ❞
❝ such a bold departure from the original source material! ❞
the whole being dead thing
❝ hey ____ ! beggin’ your pardon ❞
❝ let’s skip the tears. ❞
❝ if i hear your cellphone ringing, i’ll kill you myself. ❞
❝ death can get a person stressed. ❞
❝ just relax, you’ll be fine! ❞
❝ YOU’RE ALL GONNA DIE. ❞
❝ nobody is bullet proof. ❞
❝ time to face the brutal truth. ❞
❝ hey, that’s just statistics! ❞
❝ THERE’S A GIANT SNAKE HERE! ❞
❝ that’s the thing with life: nobody makes it out alive. ❞
❝ toss that body in the pit! ❞
❝ when you’re dead, who gives a shit? ❞
❝ i’ve mastered the art of tearing convention apart. ❞
❝ every curve and surface speaks to me. ❞
❝ i know to the untrained eye it’s boring. ❞
❝ you’re not mentally prepared to make room for ____. ❞
❝ ____, why don’t you live? ❞
❝ i’ll protect you in a mother’s embrace. ❞
❝ that’s what you’ve done. ❞
❝ are we willing to take the next step? ❞
❝ soon enough, our hopes and dreams will be crushed. ❞
❝ the wi-fi should be faster. ❞
❝ the bathroom is a disaster! ❞
❝ what about world peace? ❞
❝ we should learn mandarin… or spanish, at least. ❞
❝ now we’re totally, completely, maybe eighty percent ready. ❞
the whole being dead thing pt. 2
❝ did i say netherworld? nevermind! ❞
❝ jesus, i can’t spell. ❞
❝ i understand it’s a lot to process. ❞
❝ lucky for you i dropped by. ❞
❝ money? ah, who gives a shit. ❞
❝ c’mon, let’s make out a bit. ❞
❝ it’s the perfect day to die! ❞
❝ i need a little help here. ❞
❝ i’m probably talking to myself here. ❞
❝ i’m tired of trying to iron out my creases. ❞
❝ i’m a bunch of broken pieces. ❞
❝ it was you who made me whole. ❞
❝ they want me to smile and clap like a performing seal. ❞
❝ you held my hand and life came easy. ❞
❝ i want something to believe in, or i’m done. ❞
❝ wake me when i’m twenty one. ❞
❝ won’t you send a sign? ❞
❝ i’m running out of hope and time. ❞
❝ you are super polite. ❞
❝ all of that is finished tonight. ❞
❝ look at me, i’m so scaaaary! ❞
❝ would a little anger kill ya? ❞
❝ i’m trying to fill you with wisdom and skill and the instinct to KILL! ❞
❝ we don’t want to kill anyone. ❞
❝ somehow, someway, you gotta make ‘em see ya. ❞
❝ learn to throw your voice! ❞
❝ scare ‘em awake until they break. ❞
❝ they’ll be quaking in fright! ❞
❝ you’ve got some evil deep down inside you. ❞
❝ let’s start with things that you hate. ❞
❝ hate’s a very strong word. ❞
❝ what fills you with rage? ❞
❝ oh, i find that so rude! ❞
❝ maybe this time pretend like you mean it. ❞
❝ i know beggars can’t be choosers, but… ❞
❝ yeah? well that was a soliloquy. so you’re the one who’s being rude. ❞
❝ get your head in the game. ❞
❝ let’s hide their phones! ❞
❝ how will i ever survive? ❞
❝ we’re very, very scary! ❞
❝ if we want our ____ back, we have to fight for it! ❞
❝ we’re ready as we’ll ever get. ❞
❝ i gotta get right outside my comfort zone. ❞
❝ the universe is more than just space with no end. ❞
❝ just think of the universe as a female best friend. ❞
❝ you’re on the right track. ❞
❝ i’m helping you grow. ❞
❝ think positive, act positive. ❞
❝ you dictate the hand the universe deals. ❞
❝ science makes no sense. ❞
❝ what are they saying? ❞
❝ everything happens for a reason. ❞
❝ be a beacon of light in the world. ❞
❝ gee, i hate to break it to you… ❞
❝ the earth’s a small place. ❞
❝ positivity is a luxury few can afford. ❞
❝ one day you may wake up alone. ❞
❝ you cry yourself to sleep in deep despair. ❞
❝ put some more fun in the world. ❞
❝ is this still about me? ❞
❝ sounds like terrible things can happen. ❞
❝ the universe is random. ❞
invisible (reprise) / on the roof
❝ you’re invisible when you’re me. ❞
❝ there’s no one to see my truth. ❞
❝ what’s the point of even trying? ❞
❝ nobody said life’s fair. ❞
❝ by the time you read this, i, ____, will be gone. ❞
❝ there’s nothing for me here. ❞
❝ that makes two of us. ❞
❝ who the hell are you? ❞
❝ I’M GONNA HAVE A NEW BEST FRIEND! ❞
❝ you could use a buddy. ❞
❝ don’t you want a pal? ❞
❝ you should stick around. ❞
❝ together we’ll exterminate, assassinate–! ❞
❝ the finer points can wait. ❞
❝ you won’t believe how far i’ll go. ❞
❝ i don’t know your name. ❞
❝ how ‘bout a game of charades? ❞
❝ oh this is gonna be so good! ❞
❝ i’ll think about your offer. ❞
❝ i’ve been swimming with piranhas; i don’t need a shark. ❞
❝ yes life sucks, but not that much. ❞
❝ be a doll and spare the lecture. ❞
❝ really, it’s a flattering offer. ❞
❝ so playing hardball, huh? you are… tougher than you look. ❞
❝ just wanna make sure i know who i’m working with. ❞
❝ our troubles all ended on the day we befriended him. ❞
❝ every word is the truth. ❞
❝ then ____, what do i need you for? ❞
❝ they’re sweet, but i’m a demon straight from hell! ❞
❝ i know i went a little hard on the sell… ❞
❝ we’re BF-F-F-F’s forever!. ❞
❝ what? he was already dead. ❞
❝ together we can make a grown man weep. ❞
❝ i got a dinner date to keep. ❞
❝ okay, so what’s the plan? ❞
❝ i’ll lead that lamb to slaughter. ❞
❝ i’ll make him say my name. ❞
day-o (the banana boat song) (act one finale)
❝ i have only known this amazing, amazing person a few months… i don’t even know how many, i’d have to check my paystubs! ❞
❝ as my guru always says… ❞
❝ what’s going on? are you alright? ❞
❝ i-i am so sorry, i don’t- i don’t know what just happened. ❞
❝ do you need to lie down? ❞
❝ what is happening to me? ❞
❝ wait. why aren’t you dancing? ❞
❝ this house is haunted, and the ghosts who live here want you out! ❞
❝ please, forgive me, if i had known… ❞
❝ you moron, don’t apologize! ❞
❝ a genuine haunted house? ❞
❝ these ghosts are gonna make us a fortune! ❞
❝ no, you’re supposed to be scared! ❞
❝ i’m so sorry, it didn’t work… ❞
❝ there’s one thing that can still stop him. ❞
❝ you don’t know what will happen. ❞
❝ i can’t keep living like this! ❞
❝ i’m so glad you changed your mind. ❞
❝ you are never gonna regret this. ❞
❝ we are gonna make such a great team. ❞
❝ looks like we’re not invisible anymore! ❞