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𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒔! this is a roleplay meme and resource hub as brought to you by red

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 send me “now, honestly...” and a question and my muse(s) will answer: 

.... how they would normally respond .... how they would respond if they had to be totally honest

let’s see what we have to hide!

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𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒔𝒂𝒊𝒅 𝒅𝒖𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒅𝒏𝒅

content warning for: mentions of dead bodies, coarse language, death, unsanitary talk, and injuries. feel free to change pronouns/names/tense as needed!

❝ i think i will… poison my allies. ❞

❝ there’s no soap. ❞

❝ listen, i’m not trying to kill you guys, honest. ❞

❝ how are we all so bad at this? ❞

❝ i am, how you say… a frog. ❞

❝ can i shit in the corner of her living room? ❞

❝ hello, my name is ______, and i do the smashing. ❞

❝ i come from a mystical forest, home of… you’re not listening to me, are you? ❞

❝ sorry, i was trying to loot the body. ❞

❝ i’ve never met such insolent creatures in my life. ❞

❝ i don’t know this ‘ grocery store ‘ you speak of. ❞

❝ THAT’S your strongest spell? ❞

❝ so, out of curiosity… does anyone here know how to fix a broken bone? ❞

❝ you can use magic, but choose to bonk people over the head with your stick? ❞

❝ one last ‘ fuck you ‘ gesture. ❞

❝ out of curiosity, is this how we die? ❞

❝ jesus, how much health does this guy have? ❞

❝ oh nooo, we don’t have a key… if only you had a very attractive party member who can pick locks… ❞

❝ you open the chest to find a piece of paper that reads ‘ fuck you ‘. ❞

❝ i almost got killed for a frog? ❞

❝ she was going to eat me! ME! i don’t even taste good! ❞

❝ pardon him, he’s rather… uneducated when it comes to speaking to trees. ❞

❝ i left my home in search of a better life, but after meeting you… i think i might go back, honestly. ❞

❝ am i allowed to ride the horse? ❞

❝ all i’m saying is if it looks like a cursed artifact it is probably a cursed artifact. ❞

❝ you’re a witch! why don’t you out-witch her or something?! ❞

❝ you’re not going to believe this but… i lost the map. again. ❞

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I know your a meme blog but I really wanted to ask about something you said.

What's a tone indicator? They sound really useful.

Hope you dont mind my asking but I'm really curious.

hey anon! apologies for the delay!

a tone indicator is shorthand for a word that allows people to pick up on the tone of a message.

for example, if i had a question for someone, i might ask my question and follow it up with /gen (which stands for genuine) to let them know i'm not being sarcastic and i'm genuinely curious.

tone indicators help contextualize statements online where it's sometimes very difficult to tell whether or not someone meant something as a joke, was being serious, etc.

a few examples of tone indicators are:

/s - sarcastic

/j - joking/joke

/srs - serious

/gen - genuine

/lh - light hearted

/pos - positive

/neg - negative

i found a carrd that has a list of commonly used tone indicators as well as a faq and things to keep in mind for further clarification.

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hello everyone!

sorry for the delay in any new content. real life got quite hectic. things have slowed down now so i should be able to roll out more memes shortly :)

i’d also like to thank everyone for the support. it’s been really sweet to see! ♡

as a reminder, the inbox is still open for requests, so feel free to send in prompts or suggestions if you’d like.

— 🍎

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𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒔𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔

... from gaunter o’dimm’s dialogue. content warning for: mentions of death. feel free to change pronouns/names/tense as needed!

❝ you should know every contract has a catch or two. ❞

❝ he asked for help, and help i gave. ❞

❝ time’s a marvelous plaything. ❞

❝ how do you feel? a little less troubled? lighter on the heart? ❞

❝ i never cheat. ❞

❝ i’m afraid he’s dead. ❞

❝ you know, you just might enjoy yourself. ❞

❝ an old fashioned ritual - that’s what you need. ❞

❝ quite the gripping story. ❞

❝ sadly, i cannot be of service. ❞

❝ i am capable of a great deal. ❞

❝ and it seems you need my help. ❞

❝ i’d prefer to focus on something more useful. ❞

❝ he and i made a pact. ❞

❝ i wouldn’t worry about the house. ❞

❝ but above all i offer a great and true adventure. ❞

❝ stop fooling yourself. ❞

❝ heheh, now there’s a wish i understand. ❞

❝ remember, you can always give up. ❞

❝ appearances are oft deceiving. ❞

❝ were you as dear to him as he seems to have been to you? ❞

❝ i’m rather curious how you know all this. ❞

❝ i promise he’ll not die, hehehe. ❞

❝ it quite pained me to look at him. ❞

❝ business with you is pure pleasure. ❞

❝ i’ve come to collect a debt. ❞

❝ so, you were listening. ❞

❝ never, ever let her feel as if you’ve sold her out. ❞

❝ i give folk what they ask for. ❞

❝ did he not mention that bit? ❞

❝ i know a lot about everything. ❞

❝ let’s be honest - nothing will come of it. ❞

❝ i shan’t disturb you any longer. ❞

❝ there are certain things even i can’t meddle with. ❞

❝ i can’t believe you fell for that! ❞

❝ plenty more where it came from! ❞

❝ who knows, perhaps this time will be different? ❞

❝ they must have relocated. ❞

❝ there’s a few things you must remember. ❞

❝ that was the last time you interrupted me while i was talking to someone. ❞

❝ aren’t you the curious one. ❞

❝ perhaps you’ll get inspired. ❞

❝ use your head. ❞

❝ find a way to make her laugh. ❞

❝ sounds practical. and can be arranged. ❞

❝ women are simple. the problem is that men are hopeless fools. ❞

❝ seize the night, seize your chance. ❞

❝ you must surrender to your senses. ❞

❝ i wanted to congratulate you. ❞

❝ would you ask an eagle how it knows how to fly? ❞

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𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒊'𝒗𝒆 𝒔𝒂𝒊𝒅 𝒕𝒐/𝒂𝒃𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒎𝒚 𝒄𝒂𝒕 𝒔𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔

... but mostly the one cat, because the others are usually well behaved. content warning for: vomiting. feel free to change pronouns/names/tense as needed!

❝ and where do you think you’re going? ❞

❝ why are you thumping down the hall? ❞

❝ you ate cardboard? ❞

❝ what did you find? a bug? ❞

❝ she’s going to walk into the wall--! ❞

❝ you smell that? ❞

❝ is it silly time? ❞

❝ hey, look at me. bababooie. ❞

❝ you’re a stinky baby. ❞

❝ did you bring me something? ❞

❝ ew, it’s covered in spit... ❞

❝ get down from there before you hurt yourself! ❞

❝ you’re such a cryptid. ❞

❝ stop yelling at me, i heard you the first time! ❞

❝ can you tell ____ to shut up? i’m trying to sleep! ❞

❝ he brought me socks... ❞

❝ when did you get so big? ❞

❝ where did your bones go? ❞

❝ you have to say goodbye. ❞

❝ look! it’s you! ❞

❝ it’s okay, i know you didn’t mean to... ❞

❝ did he just throw up? ❞

❝ you try sitting here with that SMELL. ❞

❝ great, he gets carsick. ❞

❝ hey! no claws! ❞

❝ what was that pathetic noise you just made? ❞

❝ it’s just constant elevator music going on in his head. ❞

❝ she hates that. ❞

❝ are you ready to sing your favourite song? ❞

❝ i’m sorry, _____!! i didn’t see you in the dark! ❞

❝ why did she run in the room like that? ❞

❝ HEY! NO FIGHTING! ❞

❝ aww, you’re so intimidating. yes you are! ❞

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𝒖𝒏𝒖𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒖𝒔 𝒔𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔

as requested, here are unus annus sentence starters. these are mostly from the first episodes through to about the middle. content warning for: death and dying and mentions of drowning. feel free to change pronouns/names/tense as needed!

❝ and then… it's 'game over'. bye-bye. finito. finished. curtains. gone gone. night night. dead. forever… ❞

❝ and all we'll have is the memories we make along the way. ❞

❝ oh, that is a golden BOY! ❞

❝ i'm white, so salt and pepper is all i know for spices… ❞

❝ they're good! yeah, i like them- i think. ❞

❝ push a baby out your vagina, shove water up your nose! it's just science. ❞

❝ i NAILED it- nah, i didn't. ❞

❝ it's almost like a drowning sensation. ❞

❝ god, i……. i kinda like it. ❞

❝ this is gonna be a long ass year, man. this is gonna be a long year. ❞

❝ should i get a trash can for if we throw up? ❞

❝ i'm not gonna throw up, man. it's against the rules. ❞

❝ hold jesus, not penis. ❞

❝ i got a bullet allergy! ❞

❝ stop talking! feel close to death! ❞

❝ do you feel close to god? ❞

❝ i'm TRYING my BEST! ❞

❝ made in ____. just like me! ❞

❝ anything that makes me sound smart? love it! ❞

❝ this is the ghost hunting pose. ❞

❝ lunchbox, baby!! ❞

❝ they're out to have a good time, they're just dead. ❞

❝ remember when you were born? ❞

❝ ooh a little funky! ❞

❝ woohoo! baked potatoes! ❞

❝ did it hurt your feelings? ❞

❝ as if doctors exist. ❞

❝ there are books. weird, right? ❞

❝ what bone would you say hurts? ❞

❝ waiting to die here. ❞

❝ who wants to know what they're doing? ❞

❝ nobody wants to know what they're doing. ❞

❝ follow my voice. ❞

❝ i can only see the darkness. ❞

❝ i don't like stories. ❞

❝ i'm talking to god. ❞

❝ i really. hate. stories. ❞

❝ it always feels like fight o'clock. ❞

❝ it's not a coincidence. it's destiny! ❞

❝ what have you disclosed?! ❞

❝ you MUST have music playing. ❞

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send me a ⏰ for a memory from my muse’s past

send +⏰ for a positive memory or -⏰ for a negative memory

you can also add +👤 for a memory involving the sender’s muse, if applicable

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would it be possible to make an unus annus sentence meme?

sure thing, anon! i'll edit this post with a link to it once i've finished the meme.

thank you for your request ♡

EDIT: as promised, anon!

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𝒖𝒏𝒉𝒉𝒉𝒉 𝒔𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔

hi, i’m a british woman who hates time. content warning for: coarse language, sexual themes, and way too much information. feel free to change pronouns/names/tense as needed!

❝ there is nothing better than scaring kids.  ❞

❝ my first play! ❞

❝ i mean movies don’t scare me. ❞

❝ there’s no wind, you’re just dancing. ❞

❝ i would scare my kids within an inch of their life. ❞

❝ not too spicy, i’ll be up all night. ❞

❝ yeah, but when i whip my dick out it seems small. ❞

❝ there’s footage. ❞

❝ because it tastes like fucking gasoline. ❞

❝ you’re lucky my breasts are small and humble. ❞

❝ my thing fell off. ❞

❝ do you know how hard you have to provoke me to get me to fight with you? ❞

❝ some of us are just trying to pee. ❞

❝ i still can’t find my husband! ❞

❝ eugh. eugh, eugh. football? ❞

❝ she broke a girl’s arm once. ❞

❝ i’ve been training my whole life for this. ❞

❝ she’s going to drink. ❞

❝ my brother and his friend had to peel me off the floor. ❞

❝ sometimes the squeeze is not worth the juice. ❞

❝ i felt like a scarecrow. ❞

❝ it’s not relatable. ❞

❝ don’t you dare speak ill of ______. ❞

❝ that is horrid. THAT IS HORRID. ❞

❝ you know i have a heart murmur. ❞

❝ i was raised on horror movies. ❞

❝ spandex is a right, not a privilege. ❞

❝ no, i’m just thinking. ❞

❝ i have blossomed into the most beautiful young woman. ❞

❝ the first time a door opens on it’s own in my house, i’m gone. ❞

❝ i’m on the run, i’m on the go! ❞

❝ people should not get licenses until they’re ready to die. ❞

❝ here’s a tip for sharing things with your friends: make sure the response you get is the one you want. ❞

❝ you’re just finding your adult body. ❞

❝ maybe i did something to her... ❞

❝ i’m going to do crime. ❞

❝ you think i’m going to hire somebody to roll my change? ❞

❝ have you ever painted a chicken’s toenails? you can. ❞

❝ what street was sexy to you? ❞

❝ it makes me more interested in having a body. ❞

❝ now i’m a little embarrassed because i thought we were going to be talking about the spice thyme. ❞

❝ that doesn’t mean he’s sober. ❞

❝ i just love the process of dying. ❞

❝ actually, to be very truthful, i feel like every day is my last. ❞

❝ i wanna put the ‘romance’ in ‘necromance’. ❞

❝ and i was in the woods! ❞

❝ there’s something very human in us. ❞

❝ if you got one foot in the past and the other in the future you’re pissing on today. ❞

❝ suck on a capri sun and know that this is god’s plan. ❞

❝ i would have hit him with a truck too. ❞

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"if you want ‘asylum prompts’ go to hell" hello yes thank you for saying that. Have a nice day, apple. /Gen

any time! we're not about demonizing mental illness in this house. thank you for your ask, i hope you have a wonderful day as well ♡

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𝒕𝒆𝒄𝒉𝒏𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒍 𝒎𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒆 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒅𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒐𝒑𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔

using the tms from pokémon red, blue, green, and yellow, here are some character development questions! content warning for: violence

mega punch — has your muse ever punched something/someone? did they break anything (ie a wall, a nose) or just hurt their hand?

razor wind — are there any types of weather that your muse is afraid of/dislikes?

swords dance — has your muse ever practiced any kind of swordsmanship? are they any good at it?

whirlwind — what’s one thing that makes your muse really confused?

mega kick — is your muse a good dancer? what kind of dances are they particularly good at or enjoy?

toxic — does your muse have any unhealthy coping mechanisms? what are they? do they know that they’re unhealthy or not?

horn drill — are there any personality traits that would stop your muse from pursuing a relationship with someone?

body slam — is your muse prone to getting into physical fights? what are the usual outcomes of these fights?

take down — is your muse competitive? is this competitive nature specific to one activity (ie sports) or to everything they do?

double-edge — does your muse have any personality traits that are a double-edged sword?

bubble beam — what’s a fond memory your muse has from their childhood?

water gun — does your muse know how to swim? are they good at it?

ice beam — is your muse usually cold to others? if so, what does it take for them to warm up? if not, what could make them turn cold?

blizzard — does your muse enjoy cold or warm weather?

hyper beam — does your muse have any paralyzing fears?

pay day — if your muse had unlimited funds, what’s the first thing that they would buy?

submission — are there situations where your muse is more passive than others (ie talking to strangers, with their boss, etc)?

counter — is your muse capable of coming up with quick comebacks in an argument?

seismic toss — has your muse ever learned something that turned their world upside down?

rage — what’s one thing that makes your muse inconsolably angry?

mega drain — what wears your muse out the most (ie work, socialization, etc)?

solar beam — does your muse have any plants that they care for? do they have a green thumb or are they prone to killing plants?

dragon rage — does your muse believe in any myths?

thunderbolt — are there things that your muse would find shocking (ie a random factoid, that someone liked them, etc)?

thunder — describe your muse’s voice: is it soft, loud, grating, soothing, etc?

earthquake — does your muse know any secrets that could ruin someone’s life?

fissure — does your muse have any relationships that they’d like to fix?

dig — when your muse makes a mistake, are they quick to own up to it or will they ignore that they’ve done any wrong?

psychic — does your muse have any intrusive thoughts? if so, what are they?

teleport — if your muse could go to one place right now, where would it be?

mimic — what are some mannerisms that your muse has picked up from others? do they recognize that this is the case or not?

double team — does your muse act differently when they’re around people vs when they’re around others? is this intentional or subconscious?

reflect — is your muse able to self-reflect? do they use this reflection to improve or not?

bide — is your muse more patient with some things than others?

metronome — what kind of music does your muse listen to? does it change depending on their mood or what they’re doing?

self-destruct — what does your muse look like when they’re angry? do they explode, are they quiet, do they bottle it up, etc?

egg bomb — what kind of foods would your muse never be caught dead eating?

fire blast — is your muse a good cook? what would they consider their “specialty”?

swift — is there something your muse will never miss (ie an ex friend, a place, etc)?

skull bash — what does your muse do to focus?

soft-boiled — does your muse have a soft spot for anything? if so, is there a reason?

dream eater — does your muse have any recurring dreams/nightmares?

sky attack — is there something your muse finds attractive about themselves? does this extend to other people?

rest — how much sleep does your muse get?

thunder wave — does your muse like to take things slowly, or do they tend to rush?

psywave — is there an important memory your muse has that they wouldn’t like to forget?

explosion — has your muse ever been in an accident? were they injured?

rock slide —  does your muse prefer outdoor or indoor activities?

tri attack — does your muse work well in groups, or do they prefer to work alone? does this change depending on who they’re working with?

substitute — if your muse could be someone else, who would they be?

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𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒋𝒖𝒊𝒄𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒖𝒔𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒍 - 𝒂𝒄𝒕 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒔𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔

just in time for spooky month! content warning for: death, suicide, coarse language, and sexual themes. feel free to change pronouns/names/tense as needed!

prologue: invisible

❝ in times like these, we have no words. we only have each other. ❞

❝ you’re invisible when you’re sad. ❞

❝ grown-ups wanna fix things; when they can’t, it only fills them with shame. ❞

❝ is it being greedy to need someone to see me? ❞

❝ such a bold departure from the original source material! ❞

the whole being dead thing

❝ hey ____ ! beggin’ your pardon ❞

❝ let’s skip the tears. ❞

❝ you’re doomed! ❞

❝ if i hear your cellphone ringing, i’ll kill you myself. ❞

❝ death can get a person stressed. ❞

❝ just relax, you’ll be fine! ❞

❝ YOU’RE ALL GONNA DIE. ❞

❝ nobody is bullet proof. ❞

❝ time to face the brutal truth. ❞

❝ hey, that’s just statistics! ❞

❝ THERE’S A GIANT SNAKE HERE! ❞

❝ that’s the thing with life: nobody makes it out alive. ❞

❝ toss that body in the pit! ❞

❝ when you’re dead, who gives a shit? ❞

❝ i’ve mastered the art of tearing convention apart. ❞

ready, set, not yet

❝ every curve and surface speaks to me. ❞

❝ i know to the untrained eye it’s boring. ❞

❝ you’re not mentally prepared to make room for ____. ❞

❝ ____, why don’t you live? ❞

❝ look at these jugs! ❞

❝ i'll protect you in a mother’s embrace. ❞

❝ that’s what you’ve done. ❞

❝ are we willing to take the next step? ❞

❝ soon enough, our hopes and dreams will be crushed. ❞

❝ the wi-fi should be faster. ❞

❝ the bathroom is a disaster! ❞

❝ what about world peace? ❞

❝ we should learn mandarin... or spanish, at least. ❞

❝ now we’re totally, completely, maybe eighty percent ready. ❞

the whole being dead thing pt. 2

❝ did i say netherworld? nevermind! ❞

❝ jesus, i can’t spell. ❞

❝ let’s all get naked! ❞

❝ what is happening? ❞

❝ i understand it’s a lot to process. ❞

❝ lucky for you i dropped by. ❞

❝ just stick with me. ❞

❝ money? ah, who gives a shit. ❞

❝ c’mon, let’s make out a bit. ❞

❝ it’s the perfect day to die! ❞

dead mom

❝ i need a little help here. ❞

❝ i’m probably talking to myself here. ❞

❝ are you here,  ____? ❞

❝ i’m tired of trying to iron out my creases. ❞

❝ i’m a bunch of broken pieces. ❞

❝ it was you who made me whole. ❞

❝ hurry up, get happy. ❞

❝ ____ is in denial. ❞

❝ they want me to smile and clap like a performing seal. ❞

❝ you held my hand and life came easy. ❞

❝ i want something to believe in, or i’m done. ❞

❝ wake me when i’m twenty one. ❞

❝ won’t you send a sign? ❞

❝ i’m running out of hope and time. ❞

fright of their lives

❝ you are super polite. ❞

❝ all of that is finished tonight. ❞

❝ i want scary faces! ❞

❝ look at me, i’m so scaaaary! ❞

❝ would a little anger kill ya? ❞

❝ i’m trying to fill you with wisdom and skill and the instinct to KILL! ❞

❝ we don’t want to kill anyone. ❞

❝ somehow, someway, you gotta make ‘em see ya. ❞

❝ learn to throw your voice! ❞

❝ now THAT is cool! ❞

❝ scare ‘em awake until they break. ❞

❝ they’ll be quaking in fright! ❞

❝ you’ve got some evil deep down inside you. ❞

❝ let’s start with things that you hate. ❞

❝ hate’s a very strong word. ❞

❝ what fills you with rage? ❞

❝ kids call me ‘dude’. ❞

❝ oh, i find that so rude! ❞

❝ maybe this time pretend like you mean it. ❞

❝ i want freedom. ❞

❝ i know beggars can’t be choosers, but... ❞

❝ yeah? well that was a soliloquy. so you’re the one who’s being rude. ❞

❝ get your head in the game. ❞

❝ let’s hide their phones! ❞

❝ how will i ever survive? ❞

❝ we’re very, very scary! ❞

ready, set (reprise)

❝ if we want our ____ back, we have to fight for it! ❞

❝ no one can see us. ❞

❝ we’re ready as we’ll ever get. ❞

❝ i gotta get right outside my comfort zone. ❞

no reason

❝ the universe is more than just space with no end. ❞

❝ just think of the universe as a female best friend. ❞

❝ you’re on the right track. ❞

❝ i got your back. ❞

❝ i’m helping you grow. ❞

❝ think positive, act positive. ❞

❝ you dictate the hand the universe deals. ❞

❝ science makes no sense. ❞

❝ go with your feels! ❞

❝ what are they saying? ❞

❝ buy more crystals. ❞

❝ everything happens for a reason. ❞

❝ be a beacon of light in the world. ❞

❝ gee, i hate to break it to you... ❞

❝ the earth’s a small place. ❞

❝ good people die. ❞

❝ positivity is a luxury few can afford. ❞

❝ one day you may wake up alone. ❞

❝ that’s specific... ❞

❝ you cry yourself to sleep in deep despair. ❞

❝ take it from me! ❞

❝ put some more fun in the world. ❞

❝ is this still about me? ❞

❝ sounds like terrible things can happen. ❞

❝ the universe is random. ❞

invisible (reprise) / on the roof

❝ you’re invisible when you’re me. ❞

❝ there’s no one to see my truth. ❞

❝ what’s the point of even trying? ❞

❝ nobody said life’s fair. ❞

❝ by the time you read this, i, ____, will be gone. ❞

❝ there’s nothing for me here. ❞

❝ that makes two of us. ❞

❝ who the hell are you? ❞

❝ I’M GONNA HAVE A NEW BEST FRIEND! ❞

say my name

❝ you could use a buddy. ❞

❝ don’t you want a pal? ❞

❝ you should stick around. ❞

❝ kill him. ❞

❝ together we’ll exterminate, assassinate--!  ❞

❝ the finer points can wait. ❞

❝ you won’t believe how far i’ll go. ❞

❝ i don’t know your name. ❞

❝ how ‘bout a game of charades? ❞

❝ wow, i’m impressed! ❞

❝ oh this is gonna be so good! ❞

❝ you’re so smart. ❞

❝ i’ll think about your offer. ❞

❝ i’ve been swimming with piranhas; i don’t need a shark.  ❞

❝ yes life sucks, but not that much. ❞

❝ be a doll and spare the lecture. ❞

❝ really, it’s a flattering offer. ❞

❝ so playing hardball, huh? you are... tougher than you look. ❞

❝ just wanna make sure i know who i’m working with. ❞

❝ got any references? ❞

❝ our troubles all ended on the day we befriended him. ❞

❝ every word is the truth. ❞

❝ that was possession. ❞

❝ then ____, what do i need you for? ❞

❝ hold up! ❞

❝ they’re sweet, but i’m a demon straight from hell! ❞

❝ i know i went a little hard on the sell... ❞

❝ we’re BF-F-F-F’s forever!. ❞

❝ what? he was already dead. ❞

❝ together we can make a grown man weep. ❞

❝ i got a dinner date to keep. ❞

❝ okay, so what’s the plan? ❞

❝ teach ____ a lesson. ❞

❝ i’ll lead that lamb to slaughter. ❞

❝ i’ll make him say my name. ❞

day-o (the banana boat song) (act one finale)

❝ i have only known this amazing, amazing person a few months... i don’t even know how many, i’d have to check my paystubs! ❞

❝ as my guru always says... ❞

❝ what’s going on? are you alright? ❞

❝ i-i am so sorry, i don’t- i don’t know what just happened. ❞

❝ do you need to lie down? ❞

❝ what is happening to me? ❞

❝ call 9-1-1! ❞

❝ wait. why aren’t you dancing? ❞

❝ this house is haunted, and the ghosts who live here want you out! ❞

❝ who wants bacon? ❞

❝ NO, I’M A VEGAN! ❞

❝ please, forgive me, if i had known... ❞

❝ you moron, don’t apologize! ❞

❝ we’re gonna be rich! ❞

❝ a genuine haunted house? ❞

❝ these ghosts are gonna make us a fortune! ❞

❝ no, you’re supposed to be scared! ❞

❝ i’m so sorry, it didn’t work... ❞

❝ there’s one thing that can still stop him. ❞

❝ you don’t know what will happen. ❞

❝ i can’t keep living like this! ❞

❝ i’m so glad you changed your mind. ❞

❝ you are never gonna regret this. ❞

❝ we are gonna make such a great team. ❞

❝ it’s showtime! ❞

❝ it’s our house now! ❞

❝ looks like we're not invisible anymore! ❞