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Throwaway to talk about fictional guys call me ko

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[wetheurban]

Be open to the possibility that people are speaking nicely about you behind your back. People are conspiring about ways to help you. People advocating for you. People are genuinely rooting for you behind your back.

[catcrumb]

[nonsenseplayercharacter]

something really beautiful that the main point of failure of this perfect hivemind is that they all have tumblr users first philosophy. yeah let the zoos be empty (ignore the restoration work they do), yeah dont kill any animals (ignore how this will lead to overpopulation of certain species), yeah let indecision mean no one is harmed (ignore that this is a trolley problem). my partner and i are theorizing that this hivemind of billions may experience character growth (or, given that this is a side effect of the virus, evolution?) which is SUCH a good twist on the genre.

[susellesie]

has anyone done this yet

[crowshaped]

everyone go watch pluribus nowwwwww

[normalaboutmediaa]

"We're excited to have something new to read" oh so you admit it sucks that no new art is getting made ever? You crave new stories and new experiences even though you have the sum total of all of humanity's knowledge and memories? You're mindlessly marching towards humanity's extinction but the prospect of a new romance book still excites you? What was that thing y'all said about Carol not knowing she's drowning?

[yurivettxe]

a moment of weakness

[winterfoxo]

THE VOICES!!!!

[rrregisabbb]

so ummmm… i guess it’s time to focus on posting my art on different social media, including tumblr!

let's start with a stursia fanart

[ot3]

[warningsine]

[paternosters]

Pluribus, intentionally or not, is the most post-2020-2023/COVID media I’ve seen since living through those years.

Something terrible starts to happen all around you, all over the world. So many people are infected so fast, and now suddenly the person you love most is infected, and she’s in distress, so you rush to get her help but not a single expert or authority figure around you has the capacity to tell you what to do. Your wife dies, right in front of you, and there are so many bodies everywhere that you’re seeing them on the street. You stay in your house because you have to hope your house is safe, but 800 million people just died and even if you don’t know that exact number just yet you can extrapolate from all the horror you’ve just witnessed in your own city.

And then, the next morning, it’s a bright sunny day and everyone (who lived) wakes up and tells you it’s over, we did it, so sorry for your loss. Yup, everything is okay, we lost a couple, but we’re good now. Would you like to go back to normal? 

Even the other ‘unaffected’ people in the world look at you like you’re insane when you bring up how bad the situation was. Well, MY family is intact and I want to be happy, so let’s make peace with the world as it is. We just want to be happy again, and, look, everyone is ready to pretend with you. 

Why are you so angry? 

[milo03c]

The ones left behind

[pearlesaseas]

kusimayu and her little baby goat :(((((

[birdplushie]

already said this in somebody's tags but the true nightmare horror of pluribus is what if you were 50 years old and then you were suddenly forced to be a teenager again. nobody wants to hang out with you because you're "disruptive" and a threat to the social order and their worldview and actually they're all talking about you behind your back and nobody respects your autonomy or agency and any independence you may have had is taken from you as you're forced to rely entirely on the conditional "kindness" of people who want change and fix you because they believe there is something wrong with the kind of person you are and they all condescendingly talk down to you about how you don't understand how the world works or what you actually want and you should just let them make the decisions for you

[matomai]

Why did he pose like that bruh 😭