>this summer…
>everyone's new favorite lawyer
>is coming to the big screen
>*cuts to Kristoph voiced by Adam Sandler* What a bummer!
>*Ke$ha starts playing* WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE I'M P. DIDDY
>*Apollo wakes up confident, doing his hair as Kristoph kidnapping Trucy and Athena in the distance, his alarm is still going off and he can't hear the crime, scrolls through some messages, looks up right as he's about to read "son of mob family murdered" remember to pick up >*Phoenix Wright, whose alarm is the local radio station*
>"The daughter of the Gramarye Troop has been kidnapped! In other news, Wocky Kitaki has been-"
>Apollo, voiced by Josh Gad, "Phoenix, it's me, Apollo! We need to get an early start on our day if we're gonna protect our clients!"
>Phoenix, voiced by Keanu Reeves as he's about to play cards with a weird man, "Go on without me, sport."
>Apollo: "But together we're Ace Attorneys! With you, I'm just… A regular attorney…"
>Two attorneys will find themselves…
>Apollo: "What!? Athena is missing?!"
>Phoenix: "And my sweet Trucy, too?!"
>Blackquill, voiced by Johnny Depp "Of course! Haven't you oafs been listening to me?! God, you're bloody hopeless!" As his pet falcon, Taka, nods in agreement as Klavier seductively winks at Apollo while eating a bratwurst; Apollo getting shivers.
>And maybe the girls
>Apollo: "And Klavier's crazy brother took them?!"
>Phoenix: "Yeesh, talk about the plot twist of the century!"
>But first, they have to find Kristoph…
>Kristoph: "Ja, I know vhat the frauleins like!"
>*He presents a crystal container of nail polish*
>Athena kicks him in the balls
>"AIEEEE! RIGHT IN THE TESTIMONY!"
>Trucy, voiced by Tara Strong, "You get 'em, sister!"
>who might need to be saved from Athena and Trucy
>Athena, voiced by who do you fucking think, it's Margot Robbie, "I'll have you know that I am a STRONG, INDEPENDENT LAWYER who can handle herself in a court of law! Don't make me go full-therapist on you!" as widget, voiced by Michael Cera, snarls at Kristoph.
>This summer is going to serve…
>*montage of slapstick, including a moment where Geiru slams a pie into the judge's face*
>*Fulbright twerking*
>Apollo: "Awkwaaard."
>this summer is going to serve…
>*montage that's pretty much the inevitable, post-court dance party ending*
>*Bucky Whet break-dancing*
>"LIIIIIIIT!"
>this summer is going to serve!
>*montage of every time they say "Justice" in the movie
>JUSTICE!
>APOLLO JUSTICE: ACE ATTORNEY!