'A Christmas Story' Starter Sentences
Sentence starters taken from the 1983 holiday comedy film A Christmas Story. TW for cursing, sex references, and violence. Change pronouns and tenses as necessary, and enjoy!
"Another shot of mysterious, inexorable, official justice."
"Some men are Baptists, others Catholics; my father was an Oldsmobile man."
"That son of a bitch would freeze up in the middle of summer on the equator!"
"In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan."
"Over the years I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap. My personal preference was for Lux, but I found Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor - heady, but with just a touch of mellow smoothness."
"Be sure to drink your Ovaltine."
"Ovaltine? A crummy commercial?"
"He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny!"
"He looks like a pink nightmare!"
"Oh my god, I shot my eye out!"
"You'll shoot your eye out, kid."
"[NAME] had for years labored under the delusion that I was not only perpetually 4 years old, but also a girl."
"They looked at me as if I had lobsters crawling out of my ears."
"What is the name of the Lone Ranger's nephew's horse?"
"Aaah! "Fra-GEE-leh!" It must be Italian!"
"BB guns are dangerous. I don't want anyone shooting his eye out."
"Don't you touch that! You were always jealous of this lamp!"
"That's ridiculous. Jealous. Jealous of WHAT? That is the ugliest lamp I have ever seen in my entire LIFE!"
"A Major Award? Shucks, I wouldn't know that. It looks like a lamp."
"Don't anybody move! Hold it right there! The fuse is out."
"This is your trough. Show me how the piggies eat. Be a good boy. Show mommy how the piggies eat."
"There has never been a kid who didn't believe vaguely but incessantly that he would be stricken blind before he reached 21, and then they'd be sorry."
"Every family has a kid that won't eat. My little brother had not eaten voluntarily in over three years."
"That Christmas would live in our memories as the year we were introduced to Chinese turkey. And all is right with the world."
"The line waiting to see Santa Claus stretched all the way back to Terre Haute. And I was at the end of it."
"Mom, this is just the same old dumb parade as last year."
"The heavenly aroma still hung in the house. But it was gone, all gone! No turkey! No turkey sandwiches! No turkey salad! No turkey gravy! Turkey Hash! Turkey a la King! Or gallons of turkey soup! Gone, ALL GONE!"
"Yeah, another one of my silly puzzles. This one could be worth FIFTY THOUSAND BUCKS."
"Yes, clearly, a little bribe never hurts."
"Those icicles have been known to kill people!"
"Mothers know nothing about creeping marauders burrowing through the snow toward the kitchen where only you and you alone stand between your tiny, huddled family and insensate evil."
"I want an Official Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle."
"I asked my old man about sticking your tongue to a flagpole in the winter, and he says that it'll freeze right to the pole, just like I told ya."
"Ah, baloney. What would your old man know about anything?"
"Was there no end to the conspiracy of irrational prejudice against Red Ryder and his peacemaker?"
"How are they going to deliver a bowling alley here tonight?"
"Adults loved to say things like that but kids knew better. We knew darn well it was always better not to get caught."
"Listen, jerk! When I tell you to come, you better come."
"What, you're gonna cry now? Come on, crybaby! Cry for me, come on! CRY!"
"My mother hadn't had a hot meal for herself in fifteen years."
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