Hilarious Nightmare

my blog for memes and coping

[metalgearsolid2]

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

[majimasleftasscheek]

[icpe]

Dragon AGE 2

[championsandheroes]

It’s a beautiful day in Skyhold, and you are a terrible Hawke.

Support groups for NPCs who have been forced to endure the terror that is Hawke is available on Patreon and society6.

[riza-hawks-eye]

(This post was brought to you by a serial cullen-fucker btw)

[thundergod]

Me: Right this time I’m going to romance Solas I don’t care if he hurts me I have to stick it out!

Cullen: You there! There’s a shield in your hand block with it! If this man was your enemy you’d be dead.

Me:

[laughingphoenixleader]

what is my personality but hyperfixations persevering

[l-swizzle]

Emergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick

[hilarious-nightmare]

Me: Oh cool an adaptation of the Orpheus and Eurydice myth!

The Narrator: Orpheus looks back

Me: Oh my God Orpheus looked back

[canofholes]

allow me to change into something more comfortable

*turns into bear and mauls you*

[psycho-mocha]

Why does my future depend on me I don't like this

[anyrandomthoughts]

you know who really stresses me out? me. I'm stressing myself

[twoguysonebeartrap]

me at work: im evil

1 second after i clock out: not evil anymore i want to be loved now

next day at work: evil again

[hilarious-nightmare]

emotionally cold character: i don't do relationships

pure cinnamon roll character: *exists*

emotionally cold character: shit

[thegaypanic-blog]

The “I wanted to kill you but somehow now we’re married” otp

[muddaisy]

[you kill me but I clip through the floor so you can't loot my corpse as my final act of revenge]

[levourdalak]

you: vampire

me, an intellectual: neck romancer