hilariously profound

Hilarious? Profound? Why not both?

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Bill Nye's recent spike in popularity is due to the generation of kids who watched his videos in grade school coming to power.

DildoEngineer

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I'm not positive on my age, I just trust everyone around me is telling the truth about when I was born.

SimpletonSquirrel

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When information was difficult to obtain, college was cheap. Now that information is easy to access, college tuition has skyrocketed.

mind_slop

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It'll be nice if you could shout "Siri where are you" and it'll respond "over here" when trying to look for your iPhone

DemoORAS

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The fact that we know Chameleons even exist just proves they are failures.

Classless_Chaps

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The Swiss must have been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a wine bottle corkscrew on their army knife.

TheFrederalGovt

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"Is anyone downloading something?" is just the 21rst century version of "Is someone using hot water?"

SavEx_

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I never see the FBI anti-piracy warnings anymore because most of the movies I watch are pirated.

tylerdanger

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The President of the United States technically works from home.

planetsalic

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Does my doctor have his own doctor? If so, can't I just ask his doctor who HIS doctor is and so on until I follow the chain to the world's ultimate doctor?

XOLegato

[hilariouslyprofound]

One extra perk of becoming president is that your last name isn't incorrect in spell check anymore

EndlessRampager

[hilariouslyprofound]

What if Mars has water on it because we used to live there and fucked up the climate so badly that we had to send an escape pod to earth with only Adam and Eve in it?

Debazzle

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We grew up being taught not to get in cars with strangers and now we hop into Ubers like it's nothing.

ChinatownKid

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Statistically, quite a few of the people reading this while getting ready to leave for work won't ever make it home again.

cookiecutter

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One of the perks of being a woman is that no one can ever surprise you with a kid years later and tell you you're the mom.

AmandlaAwethu

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What if traffic is just a buffering system that the matrix uses to load our surroundings.

brodybaba

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Five hours feels like an awful lot when you're awake, but precious little when you're asleep

Azmek