Puns

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe

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dogs can't read MRIs, but cat scan

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Are you a farmer because im a-tractor-ed to you

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Why did the bicycle refuse to walk? It was two-tired

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Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming.

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when the devil goes to the beach , he gets a satan

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I invested in an anti gravity science company, hopefully they don't let me down

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what does a bee wear in the rain?

 a yellow jacket

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how does a burglar get into the house?

in tru der window

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when buckets get sick they become a little pale

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my gold mining job never panned out

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celebrities stay cool because they have a lot of fans

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sausage jokes are the wurst

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whats a sea captains least favorite hair style? 

crew cuts

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the blanket factory i used to work in folded

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what does a dog say after they serve you. BONEappatite