none of this is serious

mae. 19. bi. she/her. the world is falling apart so you might as well stan the washington capitals. i follow back from @grduation. #ONELEAGUE

[brandoncarlo]

Adam Lowry horny on main (x)

[daisiesmakingchains]

aesthetic / / Brianna Decker + get that money, honey

[regretfully]

“Ovechkin’s on-ice theatrics have also earned criticism from fellow phenom and rival, Sidney Crosby.”

[hilarysclout]

my girlfriend’s dad surprised us with amazing seats at the caps game last night and uh, this was the view

[thornescratch]

There’s confidence… and then, there’s TOTAL confidence.

Save Like Holtby!

[thornescratch]

“We wrote letters to him during the Stanley Cup. We watched him through the whole run.”

“I told you! Devante Smith-Pelly!”

“It’s so close to home for them to see, like, a hockey player in DC who’s also black, who looks like them, who has a name like them. You know it just really make it come to life for them.”

Just sitting around, wondering why it’s so dusty in here. So incredibly dusty.

(source)

[troybarretts]

connor mcdavid looks like he’s about two bad games away from quitting hockey and disappearing into a mountain somewhere to live as a hermit and raise sheep

[womenshockeydaily]

Gay rights

[minidinkoidd]

it’s called fashion sweetie, look it up

[wholegrainhockey]

*tips hat* m’lady

[faceoffs]

Capitals All Access: The Perfect Hockey Day

[hilarysclout]

i’m fucking dead

[mad-bad-and-dangerous-to-goalies]

Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to Goalies

[andrebearakovsky]

Would you fuck a clone of yourself?

[barzxdaddy]

umm does anyone understand what he’s trying to say

[hilarysclout]

this is big me and @wholegrainhockey energy

[thornescratch]

Optional skate, optional pants.

(source)

[thirsttrapknighter]

babe

[thornescratch]

What kind of Bender’s do you think the caps would be?

I totally put together at least five pictures of Bender from Futurama before realizing you probably meant Avatar. God, I am so unhip. Well, I don’t want to waste them.

Brooks Orpik Bender:

Braden Holtby Bender:

Nicklas Backstrom and Christian Djoos Benders:

Alex Ovechkin Bender:

Andre Burakovsky Bender:

Evgeny Kuznetsov Bender: