[eclipxium]

are they gay? not sure. are they hopelessly and entirely devoted to each other? i think we have enough evidence to say yes

[saltaired]

SUCCESSFUL HATEWATCH

[philcollinsenjoyer]

kylian mbappé is younger and more beautiful

[abkvs]

futbol torture nexus

[dungeonsex2026]

world cup be like what if you FELL DOWN and then you FELL DOWN and while you FELL DOWN you FELL DOWN???

[krissywendell]

fucking FINALLYYYYY

[krissywendell]

argentina are fr addicted to turning the ball over

[krissywendell]

this game is 0-0 because they only had so many goals allotted for the last two games and france and england scored them all yesterday :/

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[peelingmandarins]

who should win

spain

argentina

Remaining time: 4 hours 20 minutes

[peelingmandarins]

my bad

who should win

spain

argentina

blow up stadium

Remaining time: 4 hours 23 minutes

[olises-left-foot]

Compilation of various articles and interviews about Michael Olise | I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream, Harlan Ellison | Pictures from Getty Images and Alamy, all edited by me | Brutus, The Buttress.

[thickness-protection-program]

Born to be a boytoy forced to be a boyemployee

[wincaraz]

this cured the nation

[krissywendell]

theyre torturing olise out there 😭 hes trying so hard just let him score

[jeremiefrimpong]

here's my script for this match that i think would be the funniest: the match ends 5-5. it goes to penalties and everyone misses every single one. still workshopping what happens after that

[krissywendell]

can they let my friend michael olise score. please

[44prop]

they should take harry kane out back and shoot him like a sickly race horse