all that glitters

an anne frank diary in a lisa frank notebook

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2016 resolutions

1) learn to text a GIF

2) continue ignoring SnapChat

3) that’s it

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hey look disney released the trailer for their next princess movie

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Wutang Clan is Fun to Have Brunch With

Raekown the chef is cookin’ up some marvelous shit using mad different Methods, man. 

36 chambers of flavor, including:

boston C.R.E.A.M. ghostface cruller cinnamin RZAn inspectah-clair bear claw in da front ol' dirty custard

FEATURING Biz Markie Bismark beats by Just Glaze

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have an emutional valentine's day!

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yeah, but how big are its nards, Wikipedia? scientifically speaking?

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i just googled "where do elves live in middle earth" and i don't know if i'm more upset that i googled it or that i didn't remember it in the first place

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the only downside is now patti smith's "Horses" is playing in my head but it's mashed up with "Two Princes" 

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the teachers at my high school do this to the graffiti in the bathrooms and i literally cant

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classical hispter

ugh did you know people could be hipsters about classical music even:

aka "i liked his lower number symphonies better"

even within the dumb symphony itself, it's all "the last movement is the worst part"

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all the hamster ever wanted was to rob one last bank

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oceans say the darndest things

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Alternate title: As I Llay Dying

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also: who is this person?

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marriage should be between one dog dressed like a man and one dog dressed like a woman