[fortnitekushina]

[hinata-bush]

If you look at my husband for more than 7 seconds straight without speaking I'm assuming you're looking for a lawsuit

[hinata-bush]

I can and will use my family's political leverage to make mentioning s*suke *chiha punishable by death

[solidsnake]

[hinata-bush]

A grown ass woman, a doctor at that, will take off work for a 1.79 box of dollar store chocolates , from her thotty ex con husband, but not for a fellow woman in need of in home breast reduction surgery ? Wow what a feminist icon🙄

[hinata-bush]

Um Naruto the bangs were one thing...but do I really have to recite this speech? Yeah? alright then .. Ahem...

My one and only, I will slaughter the world, and then you, i will bear the burden of hatard alone as the judge, jury, and executioner.... I will set the world a flame with flicks of hate, and burn you, the love of my life..I will sever our bond.... and kill the elders ...ok no I'm not doing this

[hinata-bush]

For all the haters (hanabi,neijs ghost, etc) asking "where's her curse mark" "or "shes not a clan heiress anymore staple it on the bitches forehead, whats going on" mind your bussiness, and get some privilege.

[hinata-bush]

Hinata: 😳Naruto I got promoted at work today

Naruto: haha what ok wig!

Hinata: oh what do you need a new one already?

Naruto: what? no I-

Hinata:We can go shopping tomorrow

[hinata-bush]

hinata: u-um! kakashi sensei, i, um

kakashi: hey hinata what's up

hinata: i just! had a-- a question!

kakashi: oh okay?

hinata: are you the woman?

kakashi: ... what?

hinata: you know how you and gai are homosexuals? which one is the woman?

kakashi: oh my god

[hinata-bush]

Hinata:😳 so um..sakura ?

Sakura: hm?

Hinata: well...your sensei..him.and gai sensei..are you know..*makes cock sucking motion*

[hinata-bush]

After 15 years together naruto still remembers to send a shadow clone for our annual consumation☺ Couldn't ask for a better husband🙏

[hinata-bush]

there’s someone who calls himself a “psychiatrist” in town and i think sasuke is going there for his ... problem (being a homosexual). i love to see the sick get help.

[hinata-bush]

To all the sasukes out there karama has it's kiss for you! 👏☺

[hinata-bush]

sakura we need to have a talk. you have to get your husband under control. first he makes my husband gay. next he becomes a mentor figure to my only son. next he’s at our dinner table eating all our tomatoes saying “this salad kinda sucks... naruto want to go get some ramen.” but he picked all the tomatoes out of the salad first. he is ruining my life. my husband is leaving to go get ramen with sasuke and i’m sitting here with lettuce and a son who looks up to a gay man.

[lovecorenaruto]

hinata about sasuke

[theocseason4]

[hinata-bush]

Has there ever been any restraining orders issued against you for stalking Naruto?

That's so funny why would my honey bunny wanna s-stay away from me 😖? And why would a judge reinstate such an order after what I did to their family 😳