Alley Cat

Figueroa

[milksockets]

'chanel on ice,' 1997 by david lachapelle in leg - diana edkins + betsy jablow (1997)

[cognitohazardous]

me: hmm time to google something

google every time: can i PLEASE have your location PLEASE 🥺🥺🥺 I need to know where you live so BAD 😫😫😫😫 Where do you fucking from?????? 😩😩😩😩😩😩

[coolthingsguyslike]

[honesthearts]

lana del rey for interview magazine (march 2023)

[depsidase]

[were--ralph]

Watching yall say "trans rights" in ya bio but still talk about buying Hogwarts Legacy

[agayjewishwerewolf]

[were--ralph]

Not letting this get buried as well as this

[jacqthestripper]

[the-memedaddy]

[cryptid-corpse]

Reblog if you're bisexual and sleepy

[bi-halobearer]

[theshadowsooc]

🥺

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[remanence-of-love]

[chilewithcarnage]

[black-culture]

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been on tumblr before December 17 2018?

[too-haught-haught-damn]

[blognotfound]

pls don’t let this flop

[nilesfreeman]

doofenshmirtz’s mental process i think

[absolutelynothingitellyou]

Mans was literally so respectful he never assumed every turquoise platypus he met wasn't automatically going to be the one and only turquoise platypus he's ever met 😂😂😂

[elidyce]

I think it’s very sweet that Perry the Platypus recognized that the poor dude is effectively platypus-face-blind (and possibly colour-blind as well), cannot tell if a random platypus is or is not Perry, and is never going to assume in case it is a different platypus because that would be RUDE - and therefore carefully puts on his hat every time, so Doofenshmirtz knows who he’s talking to. 

That is some prime Politeness-Between-Nemeses right there. 

[readerman-blag]

To be fair, the tri state area apparently has a LOT of platypuses.

[batsandboba]

personally this is how i'll be tracking 2023

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Op I must have missed something. Wtf happened in January because I've never seen that guy in my life

[evilartificer]

that cat leaked the no fly list

[theconcealedweapon]

[anarchistmemedistro]