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@hippie-babs-seed
Ouch, I am not working today.
I had to get a tetnus shot yesterday after my doctor’s appointment yesterday. Now my arm hurts so bad I am not even thinking of driving this morning.
Time to get ready for the day.
I have a Doctor’s appointment, so I won’t be back until later than usual.
Getting ready to play, DRIVE FOR DOLLARS!
DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMY
Well, there’s still time before the finals, and it’d be a pain if things got tense. It’s fine! Let’s do it!
What anime is this?
Reasons why my players hate me
After a rather okay boss battle of a possessed mercenary king my players are looting the place and are now checking out what the minions the boss had with him where carrying.
DM (me): “You notice that one of the minions has a rather long blade strapped to his back that he never got to use in the fight.”
Barbarian: “"Is it a greatsword?”
DM (me): “Nah, it’s more like a goodsword”
whole party just looks at me in disgust.
good design imo
Good!
@slbtumblng
excuse me, Princess, but it would be AN asshole, not a.
Wait, is he evil?
Our party’s fighter, just before killing an important friendly NPC (via yourplayersaidwhat)
DM: “So, the kuo-toa lead you towards what seems to be a shrine, there are a few villagers dancing around it chanting.“ (insert religion rolls here) "You seem to recognize it as one of their gods…or priestesses, or something along that vein. You also know that regurgitating at their altar is a sign of great respect” Bard (currently magically disguised as a GIANT kuo-toa): “Well, they think I’m their god, Who am I to say no?” *Proceeds to majestically vomit chunks of boat all over their altar.* The party required a 10 minute break at this point, as laughter had incapacitated two of our party members.
Happy Star Wars Day, you sexy nerds out there.
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(drew @uejini starbucks girl and @plasticiv smug Wendy, I love them tbh)
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