[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

[lopmon]

[dirtbaby2016]

kanye no offence but that you could literally pick up a bed that looks like that anywhere

[hipsterfart]

Me driving: @pedestrians ugh get out the fucking street why would you walk in front of a moving car

Me as a pedestrian: hit me bitch i dare you hit me I want you to pay my tuition

[waymu]

[hyperactive-tortuga]

[tevruden]

[x]

[underscore-kate]

it’s so fuckin weird when you see ppl you went to highschool with and they have wives… and kids….. and houses…… …and real people jobs ????????? like I bought some juice today that almost landed me in debt but it’s fine I’m fine

[weloveshortvideos]

when there’s a cutie next to u at a red light

[tigerkxl]

Dear Monty

[hipsterfart]

im in love with this score. 

[marina-del-cyrus]

[hipsterfart]

Mirry: No one really has a porn stash on their computer anymore, right?

Me: *coughs hard* Yeah

[housefull]

[voidriku-was-an-okay-blogge-blog]

i currently have 7 empty notebooks and i have no clue what to put in them. suggestions?

[eating-out-kaneki-deactivated20]

put spaghetti in it

[voidriku-was-an-okay-blogge-blog]

i am currently taking suggestions from everyone except for you

[lostfae]

put spaghetti in it

[voidriku-was-an-okay-blogge-blog]

i am currently taking suggestions from everyone except for the two of you

[zach-eats-tacos-deactivated2016]

put spaghetti in it

[voidriku-was-an-okay-blogge-blog]

i am no longer taking suggestions.

[micajeburton]

Barbara being classy on “Happy Birthday! - RT Podcast #359”

[colehersch]

The Dad

[lovelyvio]

Ok but WTAF is this