Hipster MSPA

in the ilk of other hipster quote graphic blogs on tumblr, behold this conksuck thing inspired by MS Paint Adventures by Andrew Hussie. who's this spooky lady? > a mod put the snake back in the box! > an affiliate

[putrecabra]

made a thing of my favorite quote ever ok

this is for u fandom

[radiosong-remade]

@godheadpickleinspector !!

[hipstermspa]

[image description: an in-progress pic of the blog mod’s very first Homestuck cosplay (and second cosplay overall), five years ago. Kanaya’s horns and an Auxiliatrix Key have been crudely sculpted from white Model Magic and are drying upon a spattered and textured surface. cracks and bumps ahoy! text: “thanks for playing”.]

[hipsterhs]

[hipsterhs]

[hipstermspa]

Casually reblogging a hipster Homestuck blog that is currently updating. The king is dead, long live the king.

[hipstermspa]

i dont want to see your lines making any right angles do you understand

[image description: pink-flowered vines viewed through a black-muntined window. text: "do not draw any quadrilaterals or trapezoids or rectangles or fucking n-drangles and especially as fuck not any god damneed rhombuses"] 

[hipstermspa]

[image description: a girl with long dark hair and a long red shirt sits on concrete steps beside the ocean, her head turned to watch people walking to or from a distant lighthouse. text: "quit b0ssing me ar0und i'm n0t ok with it"]

[hipstermspa]

fuckin pain in the ass fuckin clouds

[image description: photo of snowy mountain peaks peering out from fluffy white clouds amidst a blue sky. text: "i got clouds and they dont tell me SHIT"] 

[hipstermspa]

[image description: a pale-haired girl stands in a darkly wooded, snowy landscape, enshrouded with a billowing cloud of tulle and lace. text: "I think you'll find that when it comes to striving for a reasonable approximation of legitimacy, we are simply the most barely adequate there is."]

[hipstermspa]

Legend tells she was something of a witch

[image description: a star-sprinkled, green-tinged photo of a long-haired young woman in white floating in a furnished underwater living room. text: "and the stars themselves twinkled in her cauldron"]

[hipstermspa]

ONLY MY HATE.

[image description: red roses in bloom behind a weathered iron gate. text: "IT IS A HATE THAT TO FATHOM MUST BE PUT INTO SONG."]

[hipstermspa]

I WANT TO PLAY A GAME.

[image description: a long-haired woman sits nude in a field between two widely-spaced rows of bare trees. she holds an antlered deer skull in front of her face. text (or rather, emoticon): "tumut"]

[hipstermspa]

What's up, Andrew?

[image description: close-up of someone licking their lips. their lips are coated with rainbow-colored nonpareils. text: "HELLO DANTE"]

[kawanaii-blog]

am i doing this right

am i finally a hipster now

[hipstermspa]

[image description: a stardusted photo of two Strider cosplayers (Dave and Bro) with blue wristbands. text: "it never was applejuice"]

[hipstermspa]

[image description: vignetted photograph of two skinny blonde hipsters sitting in an empty bathtub that is actually full to the brim with secret conflict. one wears an obnoxiously hipster warbonnet knockoff with feathers in bright primary colors, while the other wears a single blue feather, probably shed from the headdress, stuck through a black headband. the envy is palpable, and the headband hipster no doubt plots her companion's doom. text: "You love HATS. Because all bros love HATS, and that's what you are. A bro."]

[hipstermspa]

[image description: star-drenched photo of someone holding up a glass paperweight shaped like a cut diamond. text: "I am right to be smug. I am omniscient, extremely powerful, and very charming."]

[hipstermspa]

i dont want to talk about it

[image description: black and white photo of a lone swingset standing in a bleak field beneath a cloudy sky. heavy black smoke pours out of the swing's tire seat, which is  on fire. text: "imagine the worst day of my life just stood up and clinked a glass like it was about to give a speech, then took a shit in my dinner and passed out with its pants down"]

[hipstermspa]

[image description: a strip mall parking lot, a white water tower looming in the distance. the photo is covered in a rainbow of handprints. text: "i'm all about to be meeting up some friends." (clown nose emoticon) "GOING TO GET PRETTY MOTHERFUCKING FRIENDLY AT THEM REAL SOON."]