Dinosaurs and *not* Shitty Music

Jesus 31 Ask me about rocks and computers and stuff.

[luce-er]

my breakfast sandwich just blasted thick ropes onto my keyboard fuck my life. She might as well be smoking a cigarette right now look at this

[weirdgirlass]

I barely even bit her and she came all over the place. Whore.

[i-like-forcefem]

[remanedur]

you guys need some- nevermind reply cancelled. what is that cat picture on your desk. that is fucking awesome

[maryoliveoil]

This is so fucking funny

[thatbitchsimone]

[seagull-yuri]

[teathattast]

[mf-dude]

[nattididwrong]

When you detect a truffle or perhaps fresh meat

[nem23]

edging my google play services

[shock]

[enchantingruinscandy]

Putting powdered sugar on the post below

[thirdpunch]

[multibugorganism]

michaelangelo shoulda drawn hung femboy werewolves in the sissy chapel

[crazycrazy-insane-blog]

[tonycamonte]

you guys dont even know that the zootopia abortion comic takes place inside jerry seinfelds apartment

[tonycamonte]

hello can anyone hear me. the zootopia abortion comic anyone

[redstonedust]

“ooh garlic salt isn’t real” yeah well neither is your MARRIAGE after i’m done FUCKING YOUR HUSBAND and afterwards he eats my delicious cooking that i seasoned with GARLIC SALT. FUCK YOU

i think. you sent this to the wrong person. but im enamoured with your energy. you can have my metaphorical husband you deserve her

[newpokemoncards]

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[gdcreeper]

If my boss emailed me in space while paying HIS debt saying my wife's cooking is mid as hell, I'd just crash the ship and kill myself