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reblog my stupid ass posts

[csny]

[thesituation]

[delusionalnyx]

BREAKING NEWS: delusionalnyx, internet pervert who’s only relevant to like 10 people, THREATENS to make new content 😱

Fic title/summary below the break. Dead dove, rpf warning, yadda yadda whatever.

[delusionalnyx]

Michael if you are reading this please stop appearing in my dreams.

It was cute when I was parasocially obsessed with you but now it’s just awkward. I settled down- and I thought you’d be happier this way too. “Two wrongs don’t make a right”, and all that. So why do I keep dreaming of you? At least give me a reason why, Michael. Is it because of the smut? I stopped that, like I said I would. Or… have you truly not forgiven me yet, and this is my punishment? Are you upset because I don’t keep that portrait of you in my room anymore? Is it because I posted that comment about wanting to sing Cotard’s Solution together with you?

I don’t know. I’m rambling. But if you DO still use your tumblr, and you ARE somehow appearing in my dreams on purpose, then please stop. (I have no right to ask that considering how I’ve treated your image, but I should at least try.)

I know the truth is most likely that I haven’t moved on; that it’s my own fault you keep showing up in my subconscious. But I may as well eliminate every other possibility before accepting that.

If anyone else besides Michael finishes this post, then now you know the delusional in my name wasn’t a lie.

[delusionalnyx]

blud thought he could escape the samsara 🤣 🤣 🤣 567 MORE CYCLES TOMORROW IDIOT!!!!

[delusionalnyx]

15 year old egg me in the mental hospital like “with what I’ve done… I deserve to be here 🥀” Bitch you ship real people get over it.

[desire-mona]

did u know i used to write slazo rpf

[delusionalnyx]

whyd u stop just askin

[desire-mona]

did u know i used to write slazo rpf

[delusionalnyx]

“You remind me of Slazo”: Excellent. Best compliment I could ever possibly receive. I will treasure your praise with my life.

“You remind me of Wilbur Soot”: This makes me reconsider my behavior. Clearly I have been doing something very, very wrong to be compared to that piece o’ shit.

“You remind me of Pyr-“ AUGJJHHHHC STOP STOP. ICANT TAKE IT!!!!!!! 😫😫😫😫😫😖😖😖😖😖😣😣😣😣😣😣☹️☹️☹️😰😰😰 ITS CALLED BREAST EXPANSION AND ITS AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT FETISH!!!!! (🧢) PLEAE NO MORE IT HURTS 😥😥🫨🫨🫨🫨

[delusionalnyx]

tfw you thought she was Kwite and it turns out she’s just chey 🥲👌

I think I’m honestly just meant to be a voyeur forever. Staring at frozen snapshots, pinned butterflies of men, never daring to interact in the real world. But hey at least I keep the dog

[kingofgluttons]

It’s my job to be annoying and find a way to link everything back to JoJo

[delusionalnyx]

hello new coworker

[glitter-bonez]

[crowboy-bebop]

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

[delusionalnyx]

Vent post. Tw for uterus/fertility mentions.

My uterus is a stubborn little wretch. I despise it so. Why does it STILL refuse to let go of that girlhood dream of taking a last name, of bearing a child? Those days are long since over. I want to be dominant and infertile and irreversibly sterilized already. For fuck’s sake, it’s not like I have the money to freeze my eggs anyways. Why does that fucking organ that’s brought me so much misery continue to vex me even now? After Junel, after Depo-provera, after I got a motherfucking IUD? My injections keep it back, but barely. That fucking punching bag of an organ. How I loathe it. “Oh, you mean you went another month without meeting that impossible goal you made a misguided wish for when you were a teenager? Guess I’ll just throw all this bullshit out then! 🙁🙁🙁🩸” Fuck you, uterus.

[were--ralph]

in the tags what was your sexual awakening

[delusionalnyx]

Yeah I’m alive, just empl*yed. Still got ideas kicking around but I dunno what to do with em. I’m not leaving permanently anytime soon because honestly my ego won’t let me.

[delusionalnyx]

Me: what do you MEAN asking to buy your founder’s dirty laundry isn’t a “serious business inquiry”??? *drops to my knees and shakes fists* AM I NOT SERIOUS ENOUGH FOR YOU?!

His coworkers, hiding out of sight of the windows: Don’t move, he can’t see you if you don’t move

[delusionalnyx]

Feels so weird letting go of a parasocial youtube crush. Because now I just want him to fuck his coworker, and I’m not involved at all unless they let me watch. Wait no not THAT coworker!!! The other one!!! FUCK!!!! GET THAT LESBIAN HAIRED FURBAG OFF MY SCREEN!!!! 😡 😡

[justablah56]

do you think stoic and gobber ever explored each other's bodies .....

[delusionalnyx]

@begaydodrughailsatan they are INDEED hot old men. The dad and the blacksmith from How to Train Your Dragon. And yes I believe they did