by the nine, he hit the dab

Read Onani Master Kurosawa and watch cardcaptor sakura. If you want a source on a mangacap send a dm/unanon ask. 

[winonaparadise]

northernlion: charlie brown had hoes? no he didn't. no he fucking didn't. what are we doing here.

northernlion two weeks later: charlie brown kinda had the most hoes out of anyone in the sunday paper.

[raspberrychainsaw]

Local warboy CAUGHT after straight up DEMOLISHING his shipping crate because of course we're not leaving this mfer behind

[raspberrychainsaw]

We're finally neutering this mfer

[raspberrychainsaw]

Testicles: REMOVED

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

[sacred-portal]

[saddamhusseinbignaturals2-deact]

idgaf

[raspberrychainsaw]

Without fucking fail, they give me the landlord special on ALL plugs

[raspberrychainsaw]

Goddamn bro like chill on this shit

[charl0ttan]

the author's barely-disguised desire for a club sandwich

[palsyndrome-deactivated20260410]

[eliluminado7]

[mettic]

https://youtu.be/W9FiZzlPMWU?si=-UTM73yB8ORk2LEq

Happy birthday you jerk

thank you king. i barely use this website anymore but i do look forward to this particular video every year

[riqyuu]

[soumenhiyamugi]

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Bro I saw the cutest gnome ever on my morning hike today but it was an invasive species so I had to beat it to shit & death and berry it's carcass away from the glade 😭

[maeamian]

[soumenhiyamugi]

[straycatj]

われわれは　メシを　ヨウキュウするです

We require meals

[straycatj]

@asmuchasidliketo

[straycatj]

たまに言われるけど…確かに大きいナメクジっぽい…

As someone sometimes says...he looks like a big slug...

[spitefuleternity]

put him in da oven, he isnt done baking yet

[straycatj]

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

fascinated by this reply

[setzeri]

Manhattan Cafe in a Cafe.