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How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

tics-deactivated20201202

POV u are a tasty little cheese

If you close your eyes right before the rat hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.

ryebreadgf

loveridden1999

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

cognitohazardous

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

sagihairius

you ever hear a new song and immediately go “oooh the fake scenarios in my head are gonna love this”

h4nifah

I hate when people act like there’s an age limit on fun, excitement, whimsy, silliness, new experiences, finding love, making mistakes, or literally doing anything other than being an NPC drone who has a corporate job and 2.4 kids like sorry you’re a boring bitch but some people continue to live life beyond the age of 30

werenotreallystrangers

a lot of your suffering comes from treating your nature like a problem to manage instead of a design to understand

catgirltitties

ok so write that down

exhuastedpigeon

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

skulandcrossbones

some people really do need to start reminding themselves that the answer to "why didn't the character just do [something entirely different]" is often simply "because then there wouldn't be a story"

chaaistheanswer

Jousting at the festival to impress your lady love!!!

mothcub

Gay dog comic.

thecryptkeeper

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”