Hiro祐

Wasian 🇵🇭/🇺🇸 2010 He/Him and 5'5

[platypus-love]

Dumb little doodle I thought up for the fun of it

[hirotheher0]

Yeah no that really is a homonculus

[hirotheher0]

I think we should've got more screentime of Alphonse and Edward shaking around envy when he was in that little jar

[hirotheher0]

Imma DICK you down... DOWN with the DICKNESS... beat my DICK in its THICKNESS? now you shall WITNESS the DICK of the PENIS the big TOE of the FOOT erection in my SPEAKNESS. wellness. BEST in the SWELLNESS? the DICK in DICKSTRUCTION gonna MESS up this FUNCTION with my BALLS dipped in the PUNCH STAND and my TONGUE texting LINKEDIN tryna DIP with the CEO of DOLLAR TREE.

[hirotheher0]

I gotta stop dating bisexual dudes who think they're straight bro

[tenoshiai]

Trying to lose weight? Can't shed those stubborn pounds?

Try the Elric method! Give up your arm, lose that leg! Get the body you want!

Still not satisfied? Why not sacrifice your whole body? That armor suits you much better.

[hirotheher0]

DIGGIN in his butt call me the professional CAKE diver

[hirotheher0]

Inumaki stronger than me cause if I had cursed speech I'd be making sakuna strip but booty naked spreadin his cheeks n making his nuts clap ykwim

[hirotheher0]

「-待って……誰が五条を倒した……！？！？」

アケミ：「あら、つまりあれがみんなが私に話して聞かせるあの有名な五条ってわけ……？ ふーん、てっきりもっと強いと思ってたのに、あいつ思ったよりずっと弱かったわ……」

[hirotheher0]

NO. no, actually, I LOVE the two ONE MINUTE LONG unskippable ads in between every three songs, SPOTIFY. I LOVE it. Not only do I love it, but it AROUSES me. DEEPLY. EVERYTIME an ad comes on after listening to only THREE songs I can't help but GET UP and WHIP out my MEAT and HELLICOPTER it until I PASS OUT from LACK of BLOOD FLOW to my BRAIN.

[funnythingsidk]

finished season 2 of jjk and i can confidently say i shouldnt have started it

[hirotheher0]

Doomscrolling after playing overwatch for two hours after watching jjk after watching asassination classroom after doom scrolling after napping

[hirotheher0]

Nanamin takes it up the butt

[hirotheher0]

Alright I know Mahito pmo but I lowk still wanna #crackthat

[hirotheher0]

TW: jjk s2 spoilers

I'll fucking kill you Mahito I will rip you limb from limb and remove each little finger and toe and turn them into butt plugs for cracked up homeless men I swear to God Mahito count your fucking days I'm coming to get you. you rat bastard little dick downing bitch I will fucking get you I will get you.

[hirotheher0]

GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF MY DAUGHTER BITCH ILL KILL YOU

[hirotheher0]

What if instead of the shibuya incident it's called the shibari incident and instead of Sukuna killing thousands of people Sukuna practices shibari on uraume and licks their butthole