@diiagnose
“you are the weirdest adult ive ever met but you’re also the nicest, so that’s saying something”
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@diiagnose
“you are the weirdest adult ive ever met but you’re also the nicest, so that’s saying something”
It's "Truth or Dare" hour!
Send ‘Truth’ + a question and my muse will have to answer all questions truthfully!
Send ‘Dare’ + an action and my muse will preform all dares!
h eaven tOUCH.
like for a starter!! also ive been gone so long i forgot my ooc marker lol rip m e
out of SUFFERING have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars. indie fandomless oc written by kai.
( I'm on mobile bt this is a plotting/Scream w Me about Ernst Röbel call pls like this if u wanna plot and or Scream abt Ernst Röbel
Insult My Muse’s Significant Other on Anon, Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife, Lover. See how My Muse reacts and Defends them..
suddenly threatening:
❛ NOTHIN’ ! ❜ he grumbles, too quickly. furrowing his brow. he’d done nothing wrong ! this was all sandy’s fault. ❛ i mean, i had tried to cop a feel, but that’s barely a reason to bust a guy in the balls ! ❜
❛ UM, an ASSAULT ain’t nothin’ ❜ he goes to put his hand on the stranger/assailant/???’s shoulder but has obvious second thoughts based off how quickly he takes it back. ❛ look, it’s obvious she just didn’t want to spend the night in the car of a guy who OBJECTIFIES HER like that ❜ his statement continues, though not in a tone he intended to be audible ❛ i know i wouldn’t ❜
slash face emoji:
Oh my God. ❛ I don’t speak for the entirety of the romantic world here ––––– but GENERALLY I’d say if you’re having problems with boys the best thing to do is NOT kiss them. ❜
❛ Kissing fixes the problems!! he can’t tell me things that i feel weird or bad about if we kiss and stuff. it’s how we kept together so long.❜
she thinks for a moment about how her beau had viewed the rocky patches on the road of their relationship, how he told her she needed to see things a different way. his way.
❛ and it isn’t like they’re real problems. i’m just. wrong. and too sensitive. if they were real he’d want to fix them with words and junk ❜
It's Sexual Sunday so...
send my muse inappropriate questions
flirt with them anonymously or not
try to make them blush
kiss them at random
send me terrible pickup lines
get my muse hot and bothered
Pretty much this is your excuse to do what you want to my muse and see if you can get away with it. So go crazy!
even more fucking text memes!
symbols:
send ☀ for a good fucking morning text
send ✉ for a un fucking sent text
send ❤ for an i fucking love you text
send ☾ for a good fucking night text
send ✔ for yes of course you fucking can text
send ✕ for of course fucking not text
send ✂ for a fucking lying text
send ❝❞ for a long fucking winded text
send ♋ for a fucking sext
send ► for a fucking wrong person text
send ☢ for a fucking drunken text
actual texts:
txt - "where the fucking hell are you ?"
txt - "i'm going to fucking kill you."
txt - "you looked so fucking hot today."
txt - "why the fuck did you say that?"
txt - "you're a fucking asshole."
txt - "did you fuck him/her?"
txt - "fuck, i did a bad thing."
txt - "you fucking infuriate me."
txt - "seriously, what the actual fuck?"
txt - "did you actually fucking do that?"
txt - "are you fucking drunk right now?"
txt - "i want to fuck you."
txt - "fuck right off."
txt - "i'm fucking sorry."
txt - "i won't fucking apologise."
txt - "this is your fucking fault."
txt - "you're fucking beautiful."
txt - "you're fucking ugly."
txt - "i can't actually believe you fucking did that."
txt - "i fucking despise you."
txt - "fuck."
txt - "i'm in the fucking hospital."
txt - "why the fuck did you do that?"
txt - "i've been fucking arrested."
txt - "i've broken my fucking arm."
txt - "just fucking shut up already."
txt - "lets have fucking shower sex."
txt - "send me fucking pictures."
txt - "n0 of cours im nt fvbking drunk!!"
txt - "i want you fucking naked."
txt - "fuck, that wasnt meant for you."
this is one of the best songs I’ve ever heard. it’s so weird that this didn’t make it to Broadway and I think everyone needs to hear it
SELF-KNOWLEDGE QUESTIONNAIRE ( 🌸 )
tagged by: @hanschcnrilow
tagging: anyone who wants to do it can say i tagged them if they feel awkward abt not giving a tagger
TENDERNESS
You are not afraid of the sufferings and sorrows of other people, even when they are acted out in unappealing ways. Beneath even defensiveness and self-righteous behavior, you know that deep down people need nurturing and consolation. One danger is being naive about people’s dark sides. But at your best you know you can be mean yourself, which helps you to sympathise. You bring strength and forgiveness where other people might panic.
NEEDINESS
Being affirmed and nurtured by others is a central requirement for you to feel safe. This means you can be slow to warm up to other people, which is difficult because what you most need from them is their warmth. Yet you know how to be vulnerable: to let down your defenses and accept that you need another person. This lack of pretense is a valuable trait, and ultimately more endearing than the macho efforts others make to deny their childlike sides.
SENSITIVITY
You have delicate, sensitive perceptions; you can be deeply moved by appearances – the right light in a room, or good food, or the texture of a piece of clothing. Expressive, intelligent language has a powerful hold on you; your mind works better when it is inspired and provoked by vivid imagery. It can be sad to live in a world which is often so ugly and not properly looked after. But you know that things can be otherwise, and you have the ability to appreciate the world at its best.
has this been done yet
I would die if someone looked at me like this
GREEK GODLY PARENT QUIZ
tagged by: @hanschcnrilcw + @bclieve
tagging: @stargained @allnumb @moviestarred @butlittle and anyone who wants to do it can say i tagged em bc ily all
Your godly parent is Demeter, the goddess of harvest, agriculture, and seasonal change.
Children of Demeter are usually passive in nature and would prefer harmony to war. Like Hera, Demeter's children exhibit strong maternal instincts but the focus of this energy is quite different. You place strong emphasis on nurture, care and kindness, and you can usually be found vehemently fighting for environmental and animal rights such as animal testing and deforestation. You love all forms of nature, and you either have or wish you had your own garden. Children of Demeter are excellent hosts, and being the offspring of harvest, probably prefer organically grown food and homemade meals. While generally kind and giving, you can get extreme when angry, along the lines of drought and plague to crops. Mortally, that would translate to something like cutting off those who are toxic in your life, although this is an extreme option when advice doesn't pan out.
Qualities
Motherly instincts, hospitality, kindness, environmental, nurturing, passive-aggressive
( I'm on mobile bt I need tags for things that call 2 mind specific hanschen portrayals bc I play w sm great ones bt they r all very different
troubled lil love:
“no, no, ernst. don’t.”
“okay, i’ll quit it.”
she moves her hand to the back of his neck and delivers a sweet, lingering kiss to the corner of his mouth, trying to change the subject the best way she could.