Azure Amazon

Hi i'm Lucifer. Formerly Fujoshitomale it/he/el Number one Bloberta Puppington defender hishi amazon biggest fan. this isn't a roleplay blog or a kin account i just really like her #my wife

[dogpuppy]

[hishi-amazon]

Tricking people into caring about a loser Black trans woman by disguising her as generic pathetic white cis man sexyman bait is truly my best move of all time

[batavias]

There was something distinctly pjackkian about Robert Deniro in Mary Shelley's Frankenstein. Like the creature's ridiculous and over the top levels of malice, the movie's expectation that you would automatically sympathise with him even though he proves himself time and time again to be nothing but an incredibly violent and horny amalgam of parts displaying behaviours which essentially screen translate to like, this near hilarious amount of pity the character seemingly displays for only himself. Rejected by humanity because he sucks, he becomes a fleshy pjackk roaming the wastelands, complaining Victor won't let him make dogs into mustard gravy and swearing his revenge. Muttering to himself before setting himself on fire that no one wants him because basically he can't fuck right. And Victor didn't even give him a name so..... thats not good or very nice 👍

[cheaphalloweencostume]

how it feels to draw boots— huh?

modern family??

[despazito]

[dooptwo]

[slavas-art]

i think if L fell in love deeply at some point he would become terrified of his own emotions

[skipcartoon]

idk, im really unmotivated to draw today

[dogpuppy]

[sandersstudies]

Sick list of symptoms bro. Now try humanizing your behavior instead of pathologizing it.

[sandersstudies]

Pathologizing: Hey sorry I yelled at you. I have this ADHD symptom called RSD that makes me really sensitive.

Humanizing: Hey, I’m sorry that I blew up like that earlier. In the moment I felt really attacked and overwhelmed and I reacted badly, but I know you didn’t mean to offend me with what you said, so that behavior is on me.

[queer-asinfuckyou]

Because I just saw a post bitching about this one, I want to add: this post is saying that you need to take accountability for the way you hurt other people, even if it happens because of a symptom of your disability/illness. It's also saying that using terms (especially acronyms) that aren't common knowledge isn't a helpful way to explain yourself. It is NOT saying that you need to let people walk all over you because "your disability isn't an excuse."

If you're diabetic, you don't have to eat the honey glazed ham that will send you into a coma (their example). But you also can't yell at the person offering it and accuse them of trying to kill you. You can just say "thanks, but my body can't handle that kind of sugar intake, so I'll pass"

[ayin-me-yesh]

If you run over someone's foot with your wheelchair you still apologise

[jan-liliten]

op turned off reblogs but also i respect that they turned them off for a reason but i still want the post here so i removed their name

[ciqqy]

replying to mutuals vent posts like this

[orcboxer]

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

[orcboxer]

tumblr won't let me post this for some reason. must be a glitch or something

[sunnyyfur]

[catraven]

”we need more complex characters in doodle world” you fuckers cant even handle tj

[qqchurch]

[sabertoothwalrus]

hello instagram artist. your challenge is to do a portrait study of a woman but you’re not allowed to stylize them so their eyes are really big and more cat eyed than the reference photo. You’re also not allowed to make their noses more of a button nose or their lips full and pouty or their faces heart shaped with no double chin. Also you have to draw a fat woman. one thats actually fat and not just slightly curvier than the kpop demon hunters body type. good luck