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Getting ready for St Patrick's Day festivities in my fave green bra šāšš #kissmeimirish
Happy hump day!! Hopefully itās not our last!! Love you all šš @nerdygirlslover and @ hisnerdygirl. Thanks to @mrmrssecret for hosting šš ā-Your hump will be missed happy HumpDay šā£ļø Thanks for sharing š
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Happy hump day!!! I hope it's not our last one!! We love you all šš @nerdygirlslover and @hisnerdygirl
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The light shines down upon us, warming our skin as we warm each otherās hearts. I love you baby ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø @nerdygirlslover
Confessions of a Nervous Dominant
My precious Kitten,
Do you remember the first time I took off my belt and put it around your neck? We had so much fun that day, and you were so obedient. Iām so proud of you. You know that.
But what you donāt know is that, the day before, I tried the belt on myself for 2 hours because I needed to make sure it wouldnāt pinch you, strangle you, or hurt you in any way that I didnāt intend it to.
Oh, and, do you remember when we started playing with rope? The first time I wrapped your delicate wrists together was so thrilling, wasnāt it ā and I was so confident, wasnāt I?
But did you know why I was so confident? Because the week before, I had spent 6 hours tying and untying the ropes to make sure that I knew what I was doing, and I also spent 2 more hours learning how to identify if I had accidentally cut off your blood circulation. On top of all that, I spent an hour tying myself up tight to see what it was like.
Truth be told, the ropes were so very frustrating for me to learn ā but Iāll do anything to make sure I donāt put you in danger.
And ā one last thing ā do you remember when I subdued you on the side-walk, abducted you, and stripped your clothes off & kept you in the trunk of the car ā only letting you out when I wanted to fuck you? Well, the whole time you were locked in there I was staring at a baby monitor that you never knew was right there next to you, making sure you were okay.
The bottom line, princess, is that I love you and Iāll do just about anything to give you pleasure, but Iāll do even more to make sure that youāre always safe with me.
So close your eyes, Kitten. And letās see what I have in store for you today.
Read how I met Kitten here
THIS IDEA BLESS-ED AND SACRED AND I WILL REBLOG BC OMFG IM IN LOVE
This is just about one of the sweetest posts Iāve read on here.
I canāt not reblog this.
Sigh šš
Tell her Daddyās gonna make it all betterā¦
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It's a bralette and leggings kind of day. Happy Sunday Tumblrville. We're off to mom and dad's for lunch @nerdygirlslover. šššā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø
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Was reminded today of an old joke a friend used to tell:
A cat falls into a pool and a rooster laughs.
Moral of the story?
A wet pussy makes a cock happy.
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IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know youāre calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending youāre making an order. Theyāll ask if thereās someone in the room.
You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.
Here is an example video
Reblog to literally save a life
Iāve done this.Ā Iām alive because of this.Ā
My flat-mateās date for the night was almost as drunk as her.Ā She had passed out in her room and locked the door.Ā He refused to leave because he wanted to have sex.Ā He also demanded food because he was dealing withĀ āwhiskey dickā.Ā He didnāt like the lack of food in the fridge.Ā I called 911, did the stuff stated above, and he was getting PISSED about how long theĀ āorderā was taking.Ā He took my phone, demanded theyĀ āhurry the fuck upā.Ā Police arrived two minutes later, arrested him, and helped me file a police report.Ā Pressing charges wasnāt necessary because he had warrants on him from THREE different states for the very thing he planned to do to me.Ā Several months after this happened one of the officers informed me he was charged with two felonies because he crossed stay lines, and will be serving no less than 35 years in prison.Ā The officer ripped into my flat-mate about her bringing home complete strangers, while drunk, knowing full well this shit could happen.Ā
This was 14 years ago.Ā Ā
Do the pizza order, do it as calmly as you can.Ā The dispatcher I spoke to said things like this:
āIf heās drunk say you want mushrooms.āĀ I said I want extra mushrooms.
āIf heās threatening you with sexual assault say you want onions.āĀ I said I want onions.
She went like this with different toppings and sauces for a description of him, like pineapple if heās blonde, black olives if heās tall, extra large if heās tall, etc.
Theyāve heard this sort of coded call before.Ā Theyāre trained for it.Ā They will understand what youāre saying.Ā Order the pizza.
Really though. Iām in training for dispatch and this was one of the first things they taught us. Pretend youāre talking to a friend or relative, pretend youāre ordering pizza, weāll figure it out. Weāll word questions so you can answer in an easy, casual way. Please, just make the call and we will do everything we can to help you.
Reblog to save a life
Listening to this video brought tears to my eyes, but what an incredible way to let 911 know you need help in a situation like this.
BOOST. If my kid sister had known this, sheād be alive today.
Boost!! Stay Safe. Stay Alive
Will always reblog this.