His Devoted Pet

Kinky lil' nerd/gamer wannabe

[anxietyproblem]

[oak23]

We forgot about it

[dickheaddutch]

[hispetdevotedly]

Alone

Yo. I can't believe that i used to always be a sad bitch at home. Like constantly. But I'm alone now and im barely ever sad?? It's honestly mind blowing.

I have myself, my best boos, and a casual thing, and I'm the least stressed i have ever been in 6 years (despite being on placement!!).

[the-truth-untoldd]

This is the new weightloss spell

You want that snatched body

You got that snatched body

Like to charge 💖

Reblog to cast 👑

[2004montecarlo-ss-deactivated20]

[theperksofbeingareader]

I know exactly what this is about and I hate it

[unlawful-waffle]

[midnightmurdershow]

The Addams Family (1991) Directed by Barry Sonnenfeld

[nyokoko]

Can bees get drunk?

White girl wasted? Do bees party? Do they do lines of pollen off the stinger? I just found out today that bees don’t have lungs which is why they survived the Notre Dame Fire because the smoke just made them go to sleep.

But do bees get wasted?

[systlin]

Short answer; yes they absolutely can. 

I’ve seen with my own eyes bees get wasted off of fermented fruit juice. They start flying all unsteadily, then land and sorta wobble in circles until they sober up. 

[nyokoko]

THAT IS SO CUTE OMG

Love that the ladies know how to have a good time lol

[systlin]

I’ve seen them just, sorta sit there and buzz to themselves and groom a bunch, which is so far as I can tell the bee equivalent of having a deep conversation with the mirror in the ladies room. 

[autumnhound]

Hold up theres a dark side to this. Some bees like getting wasted SO MUCH that they’ll stake out fermented fruit on purpose to get that sweet honey booze. However bee hives dont really enjoy Loud Becky coming back from a frat boy kegger because the bee in question won’t respond to other bees properly. So the hive guards will bite at drunk bee’s legs until she fucks off and sobers up and can answer questions like “why did you shave your eyebrow off”.

However if Loud Becky cant kick the drinking habit, the hive guards will KILL HER and sweep her corpse off the doorstep for Loud Becky 2038 to take her place and hopefully this new bee will be a PROPER POLLEN GATHERER and not get krunk off her ass on honey shots.

[nyokoko]

I’m Loud Becky. Honey shots for the hive let’s get ittttt

[kaijuno]

I used to have a pear tree in my front yard and every summer the bees would have a wild alcohol fueled frat party and it was nice because they were too tanked to try to sting anyone

[metalslugx-deactivated20220413]

so why did the guy in Resident Evil 7 think it’d be safe to enter a derelict house in the middle of the swamp bc he got an e-mail from his dead wife

[babykraid]

he’s white

[feministism]

[lunylun]

when someone leaves the cinema after the first post-credit scene:

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[apriicot-boi]

[peanutbutterpringles]

Ok this was adorable, how can people hate her :3

[biboenvivo-deactivated20190629]

[munchausenbyproxy]

shout out to the funniest tag ive ever fuckin seen

[ohmy-olivia-deactivated20200523]

Pros of sex work:

-big money

-finally having a good reason to buy excessive amounts of sexy lingerie

-camaraderie with other workers in your parlour/brothel/club/etc.

-being able to reduce the amount of time it takes to pay off debt

-being able to buy the expensive things you need and the things you want in one shopping trip

-being paid to explore sexuality and/or kinks

Cons of sex work:

-men

[mynameinyamouth]

I see no lies

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[jingles]

x

[re-bee-key]

The struggle. The uneven tear. The cat fucking stomping the chocolate getting it everywhere. This video has it all.

[maggotgrass]

Im fucking crying

[art--woonz]

Art By IG: @vskafandre

Instagram : @artwoonz