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Indie Ryuunosuke Naruhodou roleplay blog for The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles. Tracking tag: hisresolve Please read the rules before following! Partner

[hisresolve]

rebooting!

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SHERLOCK HOLMES, the one and only! Surely my reputation precedes me? I am the world-renowned great detective. My name adorns magazine covers across the globe, so as you can see—I am certainly NO MANNER OF SUSPICIOUS INDIVIDUAL. // written by quin. private, selective, everything-friendly.

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💢    ASH    VS.    EVIL     DEAD    SENTENCE    PROMPTS   !   

*  A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF ASH VS. EVIL DEAD PROMPTS, CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .

❝ Sweet musical Jesus, that’s your friend? ❞

❝ Hey, I try not to look at her like that. ❞

❝ She haunts my dreams. Just kidding. She does, though. ❞

❝ Touch me again, and you’re gonna need another wooden hand. ❞

❝ I um, I just… just thought I saw something. ❞

❝ I can’t really, um, trust my eyes these days. ❞

❝ There’s nothin’ wrong with your eyes. ❞

❝ Sometimes what you think you saw, it’s exactly what you saw. ❞

❝ You fought this thing before. Maybe you just got to finish what you started. ❞

❝ Whatever I was, that was a long time ago. ❞

❝ I remember when I was like you. Young, dumb, full of… conflicting emotions. ❞

❝ Well, now that you’re back, what’s your big plan? ❞

❝ Well, just try to get everything back to normal. ❞

❝ Normal? Ha. What’s normal? ❞

❝ Evil will walk the Earth!  ❞

❝ Wish you could have said somethin’ before I made those dumb crosses, but, okay. ❞

❝ I’ve learned you can always make things more painful. ❞

❝ I just wanna sit here and enjoy this place for a while. ❞

❝ Nice, you know I’ve always wanted to talk to you. ❞

❝ Uh, just don’t mention the stuff I do in the trailer when we’re there alone. ❞

❝ If once you start down that path, forever, it will dominate your destiny. ❞

❝ I’m gonna get you pregnant later. ❞

❝ Won’t your sister be jealous of us? ❞

❝ Fuck a flamethrower, this guy’s got girth! ❞

❝ Death, taxes, more death, and I don’t pay taxes. So all I know is death. ❞

❝ Don’t you get it? Everybody dies here. It’s just a rule. ❞

❝ Chopping up my evil clone. Maybe someday that’ll feel weird. ❞

❝ No, we are not having this conversation! ❞

❝ I already did that dance, made my life a living hell! ❞

❝ Admit it, you’re not all good either. Be smart, for once. Use me.. ❞

❝ Of course I know what I’m doing. I wrote this book. ❞

❝ Oh, I’ll be polite. Right up until I’m rude. ❞

❝ No, you use it as a bait fish, to catch the whale. ❞

❝ I’m actually a hunter and I’ve never seen a deer explode. ❞

❝ So, can you just do me a solid, please? And just, be polite in there. ❞

❝ Just stay behind me, let the boomstick do the talking. ❞

❝ Um, I don’t think it’s a very good weapon. ❞

❝ Oh, good. I was startin’ to feel like a real dick. ❞

❝ That was the scariest thing that’s ever happened to me. ❞

❝ I thought I was dead. ❞

❝ Hi. You used to be dead, right? ❞

❝ Now the three of you will perish together. ❞

❝ Is this what it’s like to be you? ❞

❝ Never killed my boss before, so that was new. ❞

❝ It’s very possible this is connected to the killings from the other night. ❞

❝ Do you know who lived there? ❞

❝ Don’t know his name but he was always a real asshole to me and my wife… ❞

❝ Why are you covered in blood? ❞

❝ Um, we hit a deer on the way up here. ❞

❝ You know you could, uh, take off your gun, put it over there with your chainsaw-limb. ❞

❝ You’d like that, wouldn’t you? ❞

❝ I would rather not to have a gun at dinner. ❞

❝ You left dinner before daddy excused you. ❞

❝ I have had to kill and bury loved ones before. ❞

❝ I’m trying to save all the dads everywhere. And the mommies and the babies. ❞

❝ I’ve gotta duct-tape some big-ass bullet holes before I roll. ❞

❝ Oh man, something seems very wrong here. ❞

❝ We bust in there, we fight through the carnage, we bail with the book. ❞

❝ When it comes to evil, if something seems too good to be true, it probably is. ❞

❝ You don’t believe mom’s horseshit story, do ya? ❞

❝ I’m not sorry that I took your book to get you to come up here. ❞

❝ Deadites ruined your life and you’re hot as hell.. ❞

❝ I heard ‘em chanting some weird voodoo stuff from inside that crappy trailer. ❞

❝ I’m pretty sure that’s not the only place she had one. ❞

❝ Is this really the best time to be getting baked? ❞

❝ I’m not gonna fight that thing with a clear head! ❞

❝ Enough! I don’t know much about this “Evil Dead” crap. ❞

❝ I have seen things that I’d never thought existed. ❞

❝ You taught me to trust you, you taught me to believe in you, and I do. ❞

❝ So please don’t let me down now. ❞

❝ Uh, I have a feeling it’s the residual effects of being brought back from the dead. ❞

❝ Oh, it’s a gnarly book. It’s the reason behind all this crap. ❞

❝ I promise you this: if you’re still out there somewhere, I’ll bring you home. ❞

❝ I’m so disappointed in you, you’ve gone soft. ❞

❝ A week ago I was cramming for midterms and now I’m running from the cops! ❞

❝ Oh my God, this is so much better toasted! ❞

❝ Do you know what evil is? It’s power without fear … without guilt … without pain. ❞    

❝ You keep your hands off of my boom stick, you got that!? ❞    

❝ I thought I lost you, for real this time. ❞    

❝ You will accomplish what none have before. ❞  

❝ I know you said that when I got hit I’d know what to do, but I just got hit and I don’t know what to do! ❞    

[akaihachimaki]

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Things to Do in October: Starters | 🎭 - be actors at a haunted house attraction

Kazuma had no idea how he’d gotten wrapped up in this, but somehow Holmes had convinced him and Naruhodou, among others, to be part of the staff for his ‘haunted house’ he had put together- a now spookily decorated 221B. He got that Holmes needed money to continue paying rent (and to support Iris,) but was there not more conventional ways of making money? One that didn’t involve Holmes turning his own home into an attraction, and dragging others along for the ride?

And yet, as ridiculous as it all was… Kazuma couldn’t help but look forward to scaring some English people- With them willingly paying for it.

Perhaps the plan wasn’t all bad.

As such, he did want to put a certain level of effort into preparing himself for the role, and although Kazuma was confident enough in his abilities to scare others, he supposed it couldn’t hurt to prepare himself for the role… by giving someone a scare to test his scaring abilities. (Or perhaps he just wanted an excuse to play a trick on someone, but that was neither here nor there.) He considered for a moment choosing Holmes as his target, but Naruhodou was just so easy to spook, and he always gave the best reactions. He was a practically irresistible target. 

And so, clad in costume, Kazuma hid and he waited. Waiting quietly for Naruhodou to come downstairs at his usual time for lunch. And when Kazuma finally heard the other man’s footsteps, he leaped out and grabbed him with a yell. 

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nonverbal starters💪pick up / carry my muse

“… You sure you’re okay?”

Kazuma could feel the trembling in Naruhodou’s arms as he struggled to keep him lifted off of the ground- It was clear to Kazuma that the task of picking him up was too much for Naruhodou, but it seemed that Naruhodou was stubbornly trying anyway. (Had Naruhodou always been that stubborn? If so, it only went to prove that Naruhodou could have applied himself more in his schoolwork if only he wanted to.)

Kazuma wasn’t really sure why Naruhodou had insisted so heavily on picking him up. Was he tired of being the one carried around, himself, and wanted to be the one doing the carrying for once? Or was he just trying to do something nice for him, and this was his weird way of doing it? … Or was he simply testing his strength?

Regardless, Kazuma couldn’t say he minded it too much, and aside from all of the trembling going on, he kind of felt comfortable in Naruhodou’s arms. He wrapped his own arms around Naruhodou’s neck, a small smirk drawing on his face as he gazed upon the unenthusiastic face of his boyfriend.

“You know, maybe you could get exercise by picking me up from now on. It could be great for your arms, legs, and core muscles.”

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nonverbal starters -🐔 wake my muse with a forehead kiss

The first thing Kazuma noticed upon fading into consciousness was the soft feeling of a pair of lips pressing against his forehead. A grin drew on his face, as he knew it could be only one person- A feeling that was confirmed as his eyes fluttered open, and the face of Naruhodou hovering above his own became visible. 

Grinning even wider now, he grabbed Naruhodou by the collar, pulling him closer so he can plant a kiss of his own on his face. If Naruhodou didn’t want morning breath kisses, then perhaps waking Kazuma with a forehead kiss had been a mistake-

“Good, morning to you too,” he greeted at last, before pausing as he fully realized what was happening. Naruhodou was waking him up?  Something didn’t quite add up there (And no way Kazuma was going to pass up the chance to tease him about it.) “… Since when do you wake up before me, anyway? You, Naruhodou? The champion of over-sleeping?”

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Tell my muse why you hate them

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Tell my muse why you love them

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@akaihachimaki​

“...I don’t suppose you’re going to tell me what happened.”

Ryuunosuke found himself muttering, as he began to carefully wrap a bandage around Asougi’s arm. The blood was seeping through the cotton roll at alarming rate, but he’s furrowing his brows, keeping laser focused at the task on hand. The alarm in eyes couldn’t be shaken off that easily. Perhaps he’d never get used to this, the sight of blood accompanied with scars and marks and bullet wounds. He hoped it wasn’t the latter. He truly hoped not.

The chair creaked as he shifted forward, bringing the stool so close to the point their knees were almost touching. Peering up through his lashes, he tried to catch a glimpse of Asougi’s eyes, failing. He settled for a low hum instead, and another and another, ‘til he’s humming an old lullaby, forged from the fire of his grandfather’s warmth and laughter.

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// 100 years later, i’mma do some stuff here 👀

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im both “the replies too quick” kinda person and the “never replies” kinda person

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BRITISH COMEDIANS - Sentence Starters

❝ I am a coward, we’ve established that ❞

❝ I cried at an episode of deal or no deal the other day ❞

❝ Would someone who plays by the book do this? ❞

❝ I think I speak for us all when I say the novelty has not worn off with curly fries ❞

❝ You’re gonna throw all your facts at me, but you can’t prove this one wrong ❞

❝ Yeah, I am too good for a free banana, actually ❞

❝ I bought a child’s X-Men cake and ate it all on my own in my pants whilst crying on the saddest day of my life ❞

❝ I look like an undercover Mormon on a conversion mission ❞

❝ I mean, I’m entering into this fully knowing it’s not going to work ❞

❝ What if every relationship you’ve ever been in is just somebody slowly figuring out they didn’t like you as much as they hoped they would? ❞

❝ I become a different person when I got my shades on ❞

❝ I once spent a night in a bush in Basingstoke ❞

❝ Human beings are the worst people ever ❞

❝ There’s no one I love more than me ❞

❝ Is your love of history the reason you’er wearing period clothing this evening? ❞

❝ A long time ago, but not long enough that it’s not still very relevant ❞

❝ Started making it, had a breakdown, bon appetite! ❞

❝ I’ve only ever used one side of a cheese grater ❞

❝ As soon as I saw them, I was cross ❞

❝ I was watching Queer Eye and getting drunk ❞

❝ I’m not gonna fuck a thigh, am I? ❞

❝ So drunk… I tried to fuck voicemail ❞

❝ No, I am not a gay, I am the gay ❞

❝ Never before have I been so offended by something I one hundred percent agree with ❞

❝ If you ask me that one more time I’m shoving this jigsaw up your dick ❞

❝ I have never been accused of being ‘too butch’ ❞

❝ Do you want to do a Loch Ness Monster hoax? ❞

❝ I’m going to come down to your level, not intellectually, of course ❞

❝ What I lack in physical strength, I make up for by being a biter ❞

❝ Sadly, ‘hopefully’ doth butter no parsnips ❞

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// hi

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——— ❛ in hinomoto, we’ve a proverb that states, ‘ good fortune will come to the home of those who smile. ’ ❜

          finally… i get to join the rest of the world in 2020 !  but not without taking a second to reflect back on the year, and to extend my gratitude toward everyone !  this year has been… something, that’s for sure.  i’ve had my fair share of ups and downs, i’ve laughed, i’ve cried, and i’ve done all sorts of things that i, once upon a time, would’ve thought were beyond my capabilities.  but i’m here !  and i’ve made so many friends on this hellsite, created all sorts of memories with you guys, and really, truly, from the bottom of my heart, i couldn’t be more thankful for each and every one of you.  i always like kicking off the year with a shoutout to you all, so here we go again !  to the folks that don’t want to stick around, i’ll just let you off with this: 明けましておめでとうございます！  and, of course, 今年もよろしくお願いします！

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with the year coming to an end, go ahead and come to me   ( anon or not )   and tell me what you think of me.