Randomly Yours

Legally a Vampire

[spaghettihell]

Reblog to hug prev

Please

[qedart]

Trying to shake the persisting art block with a brand new AU (for me at least) - Restaurant AU. 

Head/Exec Chef Robby and his Sous Chef Jack like to get in a bit early to get the ball rolling on service prep. It gives them a little bit of time to just decompress and spend some time together before the controlled chaos of the night gets well and truly underway.

(Alternatively, I give these two a whole other universe to play in and they end up in another high-pressure, ulcer-inducing work environment). 

[hussyknee]

How long have you been on Tumblr?

Over 16 years (before 2010) (toddlers in the dawn of the ant colony)

16 to 14 years (2010-2012) (livejournal and Myspace refugees)

13 to 11 years (2013-2015) (you used to follow thebootydiaries)

10 to 8 years (2016-2018) (era of Russian bot conspiracy)

7 to 3.5 years (2019-2022) (post sex ban to Goncharov)

3.5 years or less (2023–2026) (Twitter refugee)

Voting ended onJul 15

Rebagel for science pls.

[the-hwaelweg]

The more Leverage I watch, the more I feel like it’s fanfiction of some alternate Leverage show. Like someone was like, “I love this show and these characters so much, and I need a college AU and a music star AU and an Office crossover and I want them to solve a mystery at a murder mystery party on a spooky island and and and…” I love it so.

[medievaljournalist]

so you know that cursed sword that slowly drives whoever wields it mad & causes mysterious illnesses? you guessed it: scabbard was absolutely loaded with black mold

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

Beware the buttery winds of pierogi madness

[supernaturalsuperhero]

Hawaii Five-0 textpost edits (2/8)

part 1 part 3 part 4 part 5 part 6

[wearerandomlyyours]

I scrolled past this at least six times, just reading the quotes and getting a chuckle.

HOW IS IT JUST TODAY I NOTICE THE MASSIVE, PERFECT MUDDY HANDPRINT ON DANNO'S PEC.

[fuddlewuddle]

My final fic in celebration of Tom Cruise’s birthday (64 today 🥰) is this cymav one.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Thank you for the prompt @wearerandomlyyours 💜

[wearerandomlyyours]

Getting exactly what he deserves for his birthday 😌

[qedart]

I got hit by some mild art-block and this has lead to Robby and Jack getting trapped in a lift for a few hours (not that they seem to mind the time off together).

Also included the text thread to Dana when the boredom starts to really set in (below the cut). Because it kept coming to mind while I was sketching this up 😂

[fuddlewuddle]

Hey Fuddle! My AC in currently broken and it's almost 90° in my apartment, do you think you could do an Icemav or Slimav with them 'beating the heat', so to speak? I need to take my mind off it 😅

Hi @wearerandomlyyours

I feel your pain. The weather here in the UK is gross atm, 😭

I hope you like what I wrote for your prompt.

Ramp up the heat, cool down the hesitation

Enjoy 💜

[wearerandomlyyours]

You posted while I was AT WORK so I had to WAIT but it was WORTH IT ❤️‍🔥

[stillinmotion]

[sharpbutsoft]

Inspo

[fuddlewuddle]

@fraaaaankiiiiieee you sent me this ask, and the answer is yes. That’s me. That’s my fic. It’s-

I wonder what it’s like to have no regrets

My longest ever fic and one I’m very proud of. I love Mav in this fic, and Bradley does some real growth 🥹

Hope you enjoy the reread. Would love to know your favourite bits 💜

[wearerandomlyyours]

Still my favorite 🥰

[wearerandomlyyours]

Ship type: If these two assholes were a millimeter less civilized they'd be gnawing on each other's biceps.

[unhingedthoughts24]

Sorry, I had to. 🤣🤣🤣

[wearerandomlyyours]

You cannot convince me that this isn't the moment where Steve fell in love.

[qedart]

This was inspired by those stories you hear every now and then, where a married couple are going through childhood photos and discover that years before they properly met, they just happened to have both been in the same place, at the same time, and, as it turns out, even ended up in the same photo. 

Or, Robby raids Jack’s embarrassing childhood photos and spots some surprisingly familiar faces in one of them. 

(the rest of the baby!Jack unfortunate childhood photos are below the cut for those who are interested. Because I had too much fun sketching them 😂)

[qedart]

Getting time off together can sometimes be a challenge, so when the stars do align in their favour, Jack likes to go and pick Robby up after his shift, so they don't waste a moment of it.