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@hiss-understanding
We’re all rooting for your recovery, old guy 🎉
I ‘ppreciate it. Physical therapy’s been…real slow. I was expectin’ it ta be, but it’s still a hassle.
I won’t be walkin’ or standin’ just yet—that’s way down the line, from what I know—but at least there’s progress. Retrainin’ the body ‘specially has been pretty solid, if I do say so myself.
…It’s a bit embarrassin’ sometimes. But I don’t exactly have options, do I?
I heard you have a cake I mean cake I mean cake I mean uhh I uhh I mean cake shit uhh cake uhhh I mean uhhhhhh cane
….‘Yer a funny one, alright.
I do. Finally got around to gettin’ one a couple weeks ago. It’s nothin’ fancy, but it works just fine. Can’t be on my feet ‘fer too long yet though. Believe me, I’ve tried’ta overdo it one time too many already. This whole…er…”recovery” thing’s still rough around tha’ edges.
Attempting to learn a new hobby.
Hmm.
look at that, a portrait of vernon.
That is indeed what he looked like when he was shifted.
Maybe.. a little more well fed.
well-fed or well-drank.
My ears work just fine, thanks fer’ askin’.
ah! becoming a vampire must've retracted all the elderly limitations, hm?
…Just about, yeah. Awfully hard ‘ta talk shit with all this extra hearing I’ve got now.
I’d watch it.
Attempting to learn a new hobby.
Hmm.
look at that, a portrait of vernon.
That is indeed what he looked like when he was shifted.
Maybe.. a little more well fed.
well-fed or well-drank.
My ears work just fine, thanks fer’ askin’.
Ah, holiday spirit really kicked ass tonight, eh? Looks like I did jinx it.
…I can’t say I expected it’ta be Frank, of all people though. Eugh. The guy still gives me the creeps.
But, hey. I can handle clearing the floors ‘fer now with Kam.
…figure you’d better go check up on Anya.
— 🥀
All I wanted was one normal holiday. After the months of torment closeknit has caused, I would have killed for one normal evening.
[He sighs, running his hands over his face.]
Thank you.
…Nothin’ta worry about. At least the apartment isn’t frozen solid ‘er burnt to the ground. Little blessings.
Well, this is dinner. Thank you all for making an appearance. Are we ready to eat?
Yeah, yeah.
What the hell are we toastin to?
No 😀😀😀 clue!!!
I vote the lovebirds. Kam and Nadine, I mean. Everyone here’s a lovebird except for Vernon and Frank.
…Real kind’a you to mention, bud.
But, if it gets me outta doin’ it, I’m not one’ta complain.
Not’ta jinx it or anything, but—this party’s actually…going well. I gotta hand it to’ya, bud.
— 🥀
Well.. thank you. I tried my best to make it a good first experience for you and Anya.
I’ll say. This is miles better than Eugene’s…end-of-year celebrations were.
…I dunno. The things were crazy decorated but—I think the atmosphere here is homelier? If that’s the right word ‘fer it.
I understand what you mean. It feels less forced, yes? I am enjoying it thoroughly.
Did your family not celebrate?
Well—not exactly. Nothin’ like this, at least.
It was just awkward. Not much to say between all’a us. We’d open our presents n’ head to bed, that’d be the end of it.
The holiday at home wasn’t shitty—but it wasn’t anythin’ nice, either.
Not’ta jinx it or anything, but—this party’s actually…going well. I gotta hand it to’ya, bud.
— 🥀
Well.. thank you. I tried my best to make it a good first experience for you and Anya.
I’ll say. This is miles better than Eugene’s…end-of-year celebrations were.
…I dunno. The things were crazy decorated but—I think the atmosphere here is homelier? If that’s the right word ‘fer it.
Welcome all. Please, help yourselves to any desserts. Me and Vernon made far too many. Any gifts can go right under the tree.
@cherry-ier @cuttleflush @freakin-furters @tempestwhisper @rosegold-starclock
Vernon! Come out of your room for once. You wanted to celebrate Christmas, so celebrate.
@hiss-understanding
Anya? The guests are here. How much time left on the turkey?
@quietintrusion
[ anya brushes her hands off on her apron, sighing and readjusting her ponytail. ]
twenty minutes, give or take. i put it in longer to make sure the skin is fully cooked through; i refuse to serve anyone chewy turkey.
…Gimme a minute.
This stupid sweater won’t—
—work with me here.
It would work better if you’d put your head through the head hole instead of the arm hole.
Very stylish.
You think so?
I don’t see the appeal. But I figured it was worth a shot.
Nice outfit, twinkle toes.
…Harhar.
Yer one’ta talk. On a stool.
You think you’re just a fuckin riot, huh? S’ okay. I get it, only fair ta be jealous a’ me.
Looks like mort really forced the Christmas spirit on you, huh?
…Sure, we’ll go wit’ that one.
Would’ya believe it? My heart’s about’ta grow three sizes.
Here’s hopin.
You know where they keep their liquor? Anya’s givin me the stink eye and I think if I gotta look at that fuckass necklace again I’m gonna wring er neck out.
I gotta fridge in my room if’ya want me to swing over there real quick. Mort’s got the fancier shit, but I reckon that’s not exactly yer style.
Welcome all. Please, help yourselves to any desserts. Me and Vernon made far too many. Any gifts can go right under the tree.
@cherry-ier @cuttleflush @freakin-furters @tempestwhisper @rosegold-starclock
Vernon! Come out of your room for once. You wanted to celebrate Christmas, so celebrate.
@hiss-understanding
Anya? The guests are here. How much time left on the turkey?
@quietintrusion
[ anya brushes her hands off on her apron, sighing and readjusting her ponytail. ]
twenty minutes, give or take. i put it in longer to make sure the skin is fully cooked through; i refuse to serve anyone chewy turkey.
…Gimme a minute.
This stupid sweater won’t—
—work with me here.
It would work better if you’d put your head through the head hole instead of the arm hole.
Very stylish.
You think so?
I don’t see the appeal. But I figured it was worth a shot.
Nice outfit, twinkle toes.
…Harhar.
Yer one’ta talk. On a stool.
You think you’re just a fuckin riot, huh? S’ okay. I get it, only fair ta be jealous a’ me.
Looks like mort really forced the Christmas spirit on you, huh?
…Sure, we’ll go wit’ that one.
Would’ya believe it? My heart’s about’ta grow three sizes.
Welcome all. Please, help yourselves to any desserts. Me and Vernon made far too many. Any gifts can go right under the tree.
@cherry-ier @cuttleflush @freakin-furters @tempestwhisper @rosegold-starclock
Vernon! Come out of your room for once. You wanted to celebrate Christmas, so celebrate.
@hiss-understanding
Anya? The guests are here. How much time left on the turkey?
@quietintrusion
[ anya brushes her hands off on her apron, sighing and readjusting her ponytail. ]
twenty minutes, give or take. i put it in longer to make sure the skin is fully cooked through; i refuse to serve anyone chewy turkey.
…Gimme a minute.
This stupid sweater won’t—
—work with me here.
It would work better if you’d put your head through the head hole instead of the arm hole.
Very stylish.
You think so?
I don’t see the appeal. But I figured it was worth a shot.
Nice outfit, twinkle toes.
…Harhar.
Yer one’ta talk. On a stool.
Welcome all. Please, help yourselves to any desserts. Me and Vernon made far too many. Any gifts can go right under the tree.
@cherry-ier @cuttleflush @freakin-furters @tempestwhisper @rosegold-starclock
Vernon! Come out of your room for once. You wanted to celebrate Christmas, so celebrate.
@hiss-understanding
Anya? The guests are here. How much time left on the turkey?
@quietintrusion
[ anya brushes her hands off on her apron, sighing and readjusting her ponytail. ]
twenty minutes, give or take. i put it in longer to make sure the skin is fully cooked through; i refuse to serve anyone chewy turkey.
…Gimme a minute.
This stupid sweater won’t—
—work with me here.
It would work better if you’d put your head through the head hole instead of the arm hole.
Very stylish.
You think so?
I don’t see the appeal. But I figured it was worth a shot.
Welcome all. Please, help yourselves to any desserts. Me and Vernon made far too many. Any gifts can go right under the tree.
@cherry-ier @cuttleflush @freakin-furters @tempestwhisper @rosegold-starclock
Vernon! Come out of your room for once. You wanted to celebrate Christmas, so celebrate.
@hiss-understanding
Anya? The guests are here. How much time left on the turkey?
@quietintrusion
[ anya brushes her hands off on her apron, sighing and readjusting her ponytail. ]
twenty minutes, give or take. i put it in longer to make sure the skin is fully cooked through; i refuse to serve anyone chewy turkey.
…Gimme a minute.
This stupid sweater won’t—
—work with me here.
you're a difficult man to buy gifts for, vernon.
- 🌀
I don’t make it any easier ‘fer you folks.
yes, well, despite the circumstances, i persevered.
now you and mortimer can have your pretentious wine tastings in style, i suppose.
Looks like I’ll have to give these a try. Mort’s sure to have all the fancy shit, yeah?
…Sweet.
Prepare yourself, Vernon.
Open the box.
@metal-mouth-vamp
….should I be worried?
No.
Well. Maybe.
Merry Christmas.
Ah, I see what’cha did there. Harhar. Real funny.
All things considered—these are cool as shit. I’ll haf’ta make some room on my shelf for another bottle.
…thank you. I’m not real good with gratitude but, know I mean it.
Of course. I know you mean it when you get all… huffy.
Now what’s that supposed’ta mean?
Whenever you have something more you’d like to say but have a fear of making yourself emotionally vulnerable, you huff.
Really now?
…noted.
you're a difficult man to buy gifts for, vernon.
- 🌀
I don’t make it any easier ‘fer you folks.
Prepare yourself, Vernon.
Open the box.
@metal-mouth-vamp
….should I be worried?
No.
Well. Maybe.
Merry Christmas.
Ah, I see what’cha did there. Harhar. Real funny.
All things considered—these are cool as shit. I’ll haf’ta make some room on my shelf for another bottle.
…thank you. I’m not real good with gratitude but, know I mean it.
Of course. I know you mean it when you get all… huffy.
Now what’s that supposed’ta mean?
